hang on, I'm breaking out of 3 words,
I assume rn means she is trained or responsible for others well being, and has never heard of this? Even the shit first aid course I have to do every couple of years to try and stop drunks dying in my pub teaches this, and you, as a carer for children, are unaware of how to look after someone unconscious, and neither does the mother?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:59, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Why do you kill people in your pub?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:02, Reply)

Convenient location, probably.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:03, Reply)

Plus the sawdust soaks up the blood.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:05, Reply)

Plus you can normally get a pint worth if you ring out the saw dust over a glass.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:07, Reply)

I don't kill anyone in the pub,
I try and keep them alive long enough that we can drag em up the street and they can die in a gutter. I don't need the police wasting my time.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:11, Reply)

well im not sure what to tell you
Other than he's sleeping, not unconscious, therefore doesnt require first aid nor a recovery position because if he needs to puke he will get up and do so
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:06, Reply)

Have you heard of Jimi Hendrix or Bon Scott?
Both these guys died because they vomitted in their sleep and choked to death on it.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:08, Reply)

actually both my brother (3 months old)and my cousin (17 yrs, and their uncle) died from asphyxia
Im.familiar with it, thanks
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:12, Reply)

and suddenly everyone shuts up
Convenient
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:26, Reply)

Perhaps if there had been better education about recovery positions they might not have died?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:30, Reply)

Do you often get slapped you fucking prick

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:42, Reply)

Clearly not often enough.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:43, Reply)

But seriously K, if you have a kid who's feverish and vomiting, you should be getting them to sleep on their front so if they do puke
it will just roll out and not choke them.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:09, Reply)

but you still look after children.
What if his fever makes him dizzy, he falls over and knocks himself out? This is basic shit
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:09, Reply)

im not a fucking moron
I just didnt want him to puke on me
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:15, Reply)