cream teas is excellent, you are clearly a tea pleb
Squatters are scum and can burn for all i care
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:56, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

we were on holiday in the lake district once when i was little
and this incredibly posh southern type popped her head around the door and drawled, "ai say, do you do cream teas?"

to which the girl behind the counter, who was to be fair one chromosome short of a troll, said, "no, only milk."
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:59, Reply)

The southern girl sounds hot.

( Kroney, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:00, Reply)

god, she was about 65

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:02, Reply)

That'd make her about 110 now.
I fear I shall never lose this erection again.
( Kroney, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:05, Reply)

Got a right 'baguette on', yeah?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:06, Reply)

bread stick more like

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:10, Reply)

have you been speaking to the receptionist at his office too?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:12, Reply)

Hah.
I'll tell you that story at some point. I was visibly cringing.
( Kroney, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:16, Reply)

I thought it must have just been cold

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:23, Reply)

Filthy common Northerners

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:05, Reply)

Ugh. The swines.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:06, Reply)

Unlike your English, you feeble-minded imbecile.
NO OFFENCE.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:05, Reply)