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POSITIVE POSTS ONLY IN THIS THREAD!POSITIVE VIBES, MAN!!!!
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I am positive my house stuff is all going through now, as of today!Get keys on the 15th
Woop! \o/
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:00,
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what number is the house that you are buying?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:07,
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yes.or are you going all upper-middle and buying house with a stupid name?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:14,
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how many houses on the street do you know?roughly?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:20,
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I heard you can get an entire street for a monkey up there(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:23,
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and is it a traditional street with even numbers on one side, and odd on the other,or does it run up one side and down the other?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:26,
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which do you hate?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:29,
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The problem with that is I currently live at 122 and 123 is fucking miles away from our house(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:36,
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*thinks*Even one side, Odd t'other
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:28,
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good house.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:29,
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you're on to a winner sporty, you will have great luck in that house.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:31,
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The houses on my street go up to number 30and yet the odd numbers stop at 11.
What's that all about eh?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:43,
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Can somebody recommend me a good bar near London Bridge?Ta.
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Kroney, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:02,
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LIC's flat(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:03,
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I don't keep alcohol in the flatI buy it, I drink it.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:37,
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Afternoon Stunned(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:43,
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The week after my wine club delivery I'm completely useless(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:09,
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The Market Porter pub on the edge of Borough Market.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:03,
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On a scale of 1 - 10How aggravatingly heaving is it going to be on a Friday?
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Kroney, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:06,
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Early evening it'll be quite busy, other than then you'll be fine.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:07,
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10 - or Darths arse at the Pride weekend heaving(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:08,
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Either of you chaps been to the southwark rooms or the old school yard?(
Kroney, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:11,
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www.qype.co.uk/uki12-london-london-bridge/categories/467-gay-clubs-in-london-bridge
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:04,
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Nice search history at work Ape(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:05,
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I'm telling you now all the techies are lolling at you(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:08,
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Oh manIt's ok, I'll quickly search for strip joints and steak restaurants and DIY stores
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:09,
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you wish you working class oppresor with your property empirepushing up house prices, forcing key workers on to teh street
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:11,
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Our tenant works on the rigs and in SaudiProbably earns double what I do
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:12,
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sounds perfect, not there to fuck the place up(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:13,
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His missus and kid will be(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:14,
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well she'll need servicing while he is away(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:16,
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Its written into the contract(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:17,
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I just sent off loads of credit check stuff.I hope it all goes through.
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Hell yeah, I'll bring my mate who is marrying a stripper and my other m ate who is dating one, it'll be awesomemy wife may feel left out as the only nonn stripper though
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:07,
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Good excuse to put her to work.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:07,
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No thanks, anyone who considers you a friend isn't welcome in my house.(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:11, Reply)
Vince Neil's mixed up 2nd single?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:14,
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I just also had to add myself onto the Mrs bank account as our offset mortgage account will be no more(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:05,
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I've got a sandwich.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:07,
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I am sick of Polish food.Vast amounts of curry will have to be eaten when I get home on Saturday. I need food that has some flavour.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:11,
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No prizes for guessing which member of the troupe he'd be.Bearded Lady, obvs.
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Kroney, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:14,
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I thought, "boy who never grew up"here he is with his mum on his 30th birthday:
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:16,
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It's pork & potatoes. Dull. Dull. Dull.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:14,
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Yes, but it gets boring having that everyday.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:29,
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And all you want is dhal dhal dhal?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:28,
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I don't know what the cause was but...... Some Polish foods gave me sweats and massive headaches. I suspect it was due to their use of a lot more preservatives than UK food laws allow.
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Or people in Poland were trying to poison you for celebrating the rape & suicide of a child.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:17,
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I'm totally gonna jew up my dinner tonight by making motzahbry, probably will have it with bacon.Motzahbry is basicly eggy bread with crumbled up motzahs.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:12,
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Make sure you put it in the oven then(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:13,
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I'll put a bun in your wife's oven, if you know what I mean.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:20,
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Mother Love Bone, yesNot often though - Stardog Champion and Chloe Dancer/Crown of Thorns are good
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:35,
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they just came up on Last fm, not heard them before(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:35,
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Temple Of The Dog - Hungerstrike(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:41,
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One of my all time favourite songs that(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:14,
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Hey Gonz were you offended by that Scarfe cartoon in the Sunday times?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:14,
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I donno it, could you link me?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:19,
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:24,
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I can't believe you'd say that within 40 days of holocaust memorial day.You antisemite.
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Woah woah woahSaying I wouldn't fuck him doesn't mean I'd gas him.
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Kroney, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:36,
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Oh no, not at all, I'm not israeli. And if I was, I wouldn't be insulted by someone insulting my goverment any more than I'd be insulted by anyone saying anything bad about Camron.In fact, i'd probably applaud it.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:29,
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But it was like a day before holocaust day. You can't say anything bad about the state of Isreal for a week before or after.(, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:30, Reply)
That's 'cus they're fucking touchy phsyopaths with a victim complex 'cus someone is bullying them with stones.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:40,
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that's what i thoughtit was published on holocaust memorial day though, whioch probably wasn't ideal
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:31,
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I reckon I'd probably still do Jane Asher, even though she's like 66.Just saying.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:45,
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I think I might tooThough her neck is a bit odd these days
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:49,
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You wait til I've finished with her.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:51,
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I have.IN YOUR MUM'S CUNT. LOL LOL LOL.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:40,
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