No accidents. I've never even had a filling let alone surgery.
I have a big scar on one of my knuckles from when I punched a wasp through a closed window when I was asleep. I also have a scar under my chin from when my father found me covered in blood and trying to shave when I was about three. Neither of these could be deemed an accident though, I'd say, more 'monumental stupidity on my part'.

On other news, I have a preliminary meeting at 4pm next Weds with a mediator regarding my tedious child access woes. Wish me luck: things are (hopefully) starting to happen.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 16:06, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Good luck old chap, was chatting to lusty about this earlier and the situation as it stands sucks donkey cocks

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 16:07, Reply)

It sucks blue whale cocks.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 16:08, Reply)

NO YOURN MUM DOES!!!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 16:12, Reply)

She more a climb into a blue whales vagina sort of gal

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 16:13, Reply)

awesome,
These things are a long process, but stay sharp.

Why were you punching wasps in your sleep?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 16:09, Reply)

It was making an irritating noise I think.
Not really sure, for, you see, I was asleep.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 16:10, Reply)

through a Window?
I find it hard to believe you'd hear a wasp through a pane of glass. I reckon there is something shady going on here.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 16:15, Reply)

years of MD abuse have heightened his senses to super human levels

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 16:16, Reply)

The wasp was in my bedroom, dude.
I punched it, and the window it was buzzing against. I woke up to find I was pissing blood out of my hand in front of a broken window.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 16:19, Reply)

what happened to the wasp?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 16:25, Reply)

probably wasn't even real

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 16:25, Reply)

It's now chairman of ICI.
There's no fucking justice in this world I'm telling you man.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 16:27, Reply)

oh right, yeah, that would make a lot more sense.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 16:27, Reply)

Well done lovely
I hope it works out in your favour, pretty sad that you actually want to see your child and she's denying access, when there are so many other men that don't give a fuck
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 16:09, Reply)

She's not right in the head.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 16:10, Reply)

wELL SHE DID GO OUT WITH YOU!!!!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 16:13, Reply)

NO YOURN MUM DID!!!!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 16:19, Reply)

I used to have a patch under my chin where no beard would grow
I always suspected it was because as a child I tried to shave like desperate dan, on the spinning back wheel of an upturned bike
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 16:11, Reply)

I too have a chin scar
caused by me crashing my bike into a skip whilst "slightly" drunk
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 16:13, Reply)

good luck monts

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 16:18, Reply)

Thank you Wilfredo.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 16:20, Reply)

well, you may be a destitute junkie piece of shit
but you're a good dad, as much as you're able and you deserve a fair chance, as does your daughter deserve a chance at one reasonably stable influence in her life.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 16:24, Reply)