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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So last night this friend was feeling low*
Miles from friends and family, having to drink in a bar all by himself, to keep his sanity he hoped that his question of the week could win, did it? Did it fuck.
To try and cheer him up I made it my mission to propel an early post of his that wasn’t given the recognition it deserved on to the popular page.

When was your last magnanimous act?

Alt: What chocolate? Crunchy or Dime bar? I can’t make up my mind

Alt:alt: What country would you not visit? And why not?
*No pun intended
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:50, 107 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I let my vassals sleep on the Sabbath, despite the market tax being raised and the Shire Reeve of Monmouthshire itching to take over more of my county
Alt: neither, have cadbury's mini eggs even though you only get about four eggs now, fucking shit innit

Altalt: I have no interest in Japan. All the other nerds have ruined it for me.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:55, Reply)
Oh cool my wooden beer mugs are here
Sweet, that'll be some good drinking over the weekend
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:57, Reply)
Did your chilli order arrive?

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:00, Reply)
oh yeah
I did some chicken marinaded in some defcon 1 yesterday, tasted ace.
Had two shits this morning, both stinging. Great stuff.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:01, Reply)
Defcon1 is da bomb
Glad you approve
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:02, Reply)
next up is to give the golden death a whirl
might dump it on some pizza tomorrow
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:03, Reply)
*Chillihead hi-fives*

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:04, Reply)
I fucking love chillies, what's all this about please?

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:24, Reply)
The Allbran
ordered Defcon1 BBQ marinade from a website I suggested

www.chillibugs.co.uk/BBQ_and_Wing_Sauces_Defcon_1_Wing_Sauce_-_Extreme.asp
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:44, Reply)
These are my favourites:
www.thepickleman.co.uk/index.php?option=com_virtuemart&Itemid=75
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:48, Reply)
See that’s what I like about you Monts
You understand Chilli’s. Scotch Bonnets are still my Fav.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:51, Reply)
I am properly addicted to them.
I too love the bonnets.

Bart's Spices do so fantastic dried speciality ones as well though.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:15, Reply)
Chipotle is one of the world's greatest foods too.

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:17, Reply)
Defcon1 wing sauce is Fuckin Nom

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:27, Reply)
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(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:01, Reply)
The MOD's made me do it
HONEST
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:03, Reply)
Afternoon all
My pub visit was most welcome
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:05, Reply)
:(
another 3 hours till beer o'clock for me
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:07, Reply)
This week required Peroni

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:09, Reply)
Celebratory Peroni by any chance?

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:10, Reply)
More like purgatory Peroni
Work has been fucking awful and now I'm working tonight, on standby all day tomorrow and working Sunday and all next weekend too

Cock
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:14, Reply)
Yeah but House
Don't let it rain on your House parade
EDIT I now have Donald Byrd's "Wind parade" earworm
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:16, Reply)
House going well
Last bit sorted today and one visit to solicitors booked for the 11th

Still need beer
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:31, Reply)
\o/
well done now hurry up and get them plans through to me
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:39, Reply)
As soon as we get decent plans I will do

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:41, Reply)
I have never been magnanimous in my life.
I have never done a good deed. I have never been altruistic. I have even got my new flatmate doing all the research and flat viewings for me. I am an awful excuse for a human being and, should you be so stupid as to befriend me, I will sleep with all your mates and give them syphilis.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:14, Reply)
Even the male ones?

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:15, Reply)
If I'm drunk enough and they're nice enough.
I'm no homophobe.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:17, Reply)
How magnanimous of you

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:19, Reply)
Back door magnanimity.
The ruin of a nation.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:22, Reply)
Beg to differ
Lonely, Boney, Moany, Coney...etc
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:26, Reply)
It's ok my mates need the attention

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:16, Reply)
hartley's done that annoying thing of editing the OP so the thread count is way off
i'm leaving 4ever
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:26, Reply)
My evil plan worked

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:29, Reply)
I wanked off a tramp*

Alt: I could quite happily never eat chocolate again in my life. Not remotely bothered.

Altalt: I have always thought that if I had enough money to go on holiday to Australia I would spend the money on a holiday to somewhere else. I am utterly uninterested in those filthy bogans.

*OK the tramp was me but SO WHAT YEAH
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:31, Reply)
weirdo

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:36, Reply)
Porquoi?

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:37, Reply)
I'll fucking Porque in a minute

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:42, Reply)
Fuck's sake
Where the fuck are all you fucking cunts?
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:37, Reply)
Over on the secret cool board NO FRENCHIES ALLOWED

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:38, Reply)
Zut alors
He 'as found us
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:39, Reply)
Gud Moaning

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:43, Reply)
I'm always making altruistic gestures
and more often than not they go by unnoticed. That's how great I am. In a lot ways I'm better than Jesus and Allah combined.

Alt: I prefer Crunchie out of the two...but I am partial to those little Daim's you can get.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:38, Reply)
DIME GODDAM IT!

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:38, Reply)
I can't help what they put on their packaging

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:39, Reply)
Fucking "Snickers/Starburst" cunt

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:40, Reply)
oi, language

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:46, Reply)
*savaloys*

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:47, Reply)
Woah there
Easy big fella
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:49, Reply)
Ahh fuggen luv ye man!
*hugs*
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:50, Reply)
*embraces*
*steal wallet*
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:51, Reply)
ha!
In your face, it is only full of receipts!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:53, Reply)
And they're all from Harvesters
How can I make any bunce out of these? Ugh....that's a day wasted.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:54, Reply)
I don't even.....
I'm not sure I've ever even been to a Harvesters!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:55, Reply)
Who's wallet did you steal?

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:58, Reply)
Some Harvester cunt

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:59, Reply)
We have a mystery on our hands!
Who's up for spending the night in a haunted house*?

*under Monty's bed
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:00, Reply)
More chance of seeing ghosts under Kroneys bed
The ghost of Sexmas past
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:02, Reply)
There's no point in talking to him when he's 'in his cups'. You'll get no sense out of the fellow.
None.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:46, Reply)
*glares*

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:47, Reply)
LEAVE IT PAL

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:48, Reply)
*swings*
*falls into hedge*
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:48, Reply)
*hedges*
*falls into swings*
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:52, Reply)
I like this

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:52, Reply)
I et a Crunchie once

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:40, Reply)
Me too!
We are like twins or summat
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:42, Reply)
Yeah, dey good ain't dey

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:50, Reply)
Two Hats,
hand on heart I can honestly say that you are better than Jesus, Allah, Buddha, Guru Nanak and L Ron Hubbard all rolled into one.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:41, Reply)
Better headgear innit

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:41, Reply)
Wow
That's quite an accolade Monty, thanks a bundle.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:50, Reply)
*subscribes to newsletter*

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:50, Reply)
:o(

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:02, Reply)
How'd your presentation go, Nakiepoos?

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:05, Reply)
see below...
actually it was fine, moody fucking clinets though
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:06, Reply)
I helped the lovely b3th to sort out her PC
Alt:
Dime bar - but two of them as they are too small

AltAlt:
Any Middle East place - fucking religious nutters
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:38, Reply)
altalt: really?
I really want to see Petra, Leptis Magna, loads of middle eastern places.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:49, Reply)
Fucking muzzers blowing shit up
Better things to do
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:50, Reply)
I set up my laptop first thing but it had run out of battery by the time my bit came around so I had to freestyle :(

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:51, Reply)
MONG

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:53, Reply)
:o(
stoopid laptop didn't go to sleep
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:53, Reply)
If only they came with a power supply
Did you SMASH it?
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:55, Reply)
Well I plugged it in, but it acted all shitty and took ten mins to turn on properly
WHY DOES TECHNOLOGY HATE ME?!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:57, Reply)
I meant your presentation
Have they given you appropriate PlayDough?
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:59, Reply)
No, I had the star and cresent moon template but no fucking circle!
What can of two bit operation are they running here?
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:00, Reply)
Fucking amateurs

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:31, Reply)
First rule
Always have a backup
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:58, Reply)
I was organising all the other fuckers

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:59, Reply)
Organising them connecting to the network?
Amazed there was time for your "presentation"
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:12, Reply)
Needs MOAR 30m ethernet

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:12, Reply)
Thats a HDMI cable
*facepalms*
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:14, Reply)
"If at first it doesn't fit, try another hole"

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:16, Reply)
USBlols
Turn it over!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:17, Reply)
Even better-one that goes both ways
www.yankodesign.com/2011/01/25/this-usb-plugs-in-both-ways/
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:21, Reply)
that is briiliant!

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:28, Reply)
What you need is one that auto-converts to any socket
sadly no such plug exists.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:33, Reply)
Cool*
* not cool
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:28, Reply)
Nothing says 'marketing' like some off-the-top-of-the-dome battle rhyming.

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:07, Reply)
Ny name is Apey and I like to rhyme
I am a bent spastic all the time
I can't spell for shit so I'm out the door
Back to the crib with my fucking oak floor

PEACE!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:09, Reply)
Looking at my apey it's about that time
skAPEy D
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:10, Reply)
alright?

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:14, Reply)
Quick everyone he's here
RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:15, Reply)
TO THE SECRET BOARD!!!!

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:18, Reply)
oh man
First Wilf, now you. How does it feel to be in spazgang?
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:19, Reply)
Do you wanna be in my gang?

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:23, Reply)
my gang

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:24, Reply)
my gang

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:29, Reply)
+bang

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:31, Reply)
you are the leader of this gang, yes?
The paedophile gang, am I correct?

No thank you.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:24, Reply)
come on, come on

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:25, Reply)
Come On, Come On

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:30, Reply)
CUM ON

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:30, Reply)
*feelZ the noiZe*

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:30, Reply)
*something about a 10 year old laddie*

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:31, Reply)
His tiny cock, no doubt

(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:33, Reply)
Good news for Kroney!
www.independent.co.uk/environment/nature/british-moths-have-crashed-in-numbers-over-past-40-years-as-part-of-widespread-decline-8475763.html
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:43, Reply)
I hope they never recover.
Butterflies can fuck off and all.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:56, Reply)

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