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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So last night this friend was feeling low*Miles from friends and family, having to drink in a bar all by himself, to keep his sanity he hoped that his question of the week could win, did it? Did it fuck.
To try and cheer him up I made it my mission to propel an early post of his that wasn’t given the recognition it deserved on to the popular page.
When was your last magnanimous act?
Alt: What chocolate? Crunchy or Dime bar? I can’t make up my mind
Alt:alt: What country would you not visit? And why not?
*No pun intended
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:50,
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latest was 13 years ago)
I let my vassals sleep on the Sabbath, despite the market tax being raised and the Shire Reeve of Monmouthshire itching to take over more of my countyAlt: neither, have cadbury's mini eggs even though you only get about four eggs now, fucking shit innit
Altalt: I have no interest in Japan. All the other nerds have ruined it for me.
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Theoban What of it, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:55,
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Oh cool my wooden beer mugs are hereSweet, that'll be some good drinking over the weekend
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Theoban What of it, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:57,
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Did your chilli order arrive?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:00,
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oh yeahI did some chicken marinaded in some defcon 1 yesterday, tasted ace.
Had two shits this morning, both stinging. Great stuff.
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Theoban What of it, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:01,
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Defcon1 is da bombGlad you approve
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:02,
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next up is to give the golden death a whirlmight dump it on some pizza tomorrow
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Theoban What of it, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:03,
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*Chillihead hi-fives*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:04,
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I fucking love chillies, what's all this about please?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:24,
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The Allbranordered Defcon1 BBQ marinade from a website I suggested
www.chillibugs.co.uk/BBQ_and_Wing_Sauces_Defcon_1_Wing_Sauce_-_Extreme.asp
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:44,
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These are my favourites:www.thepickleman.co.uk/index.php?option=com_virtuemart&Itemid=75
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:48,
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See that’s what I like about you MontsYou understand Chilli’s. Scotch Bonnets are still my Fav.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:51,
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I am properly addicted to them.I too love the bonnets.
Bart's Spices do so fantastic dried speciality ones as well though.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:15,
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Chipotle is one of the world's greatest foods too.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:17,
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Defcon1 wing sauce is Fuckin Nom(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:27,
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The MOD's made me do itHONEST
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:03,
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Afternoon allMy pub visit was most welcome
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:05,
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:(another 3 hours till beer o'clock for me
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:07,
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Celebratory Peroni by any chance?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:10,
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More like purgatory PeroniWork has been fucking awful and now I'm working tonight, on standby all day tomorrow and working Sunday and all next weekend too
Cock
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:14,
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Yeah but HouseDon't let it rain on your House parade
EDIT I now have Donald Byrd's "Wind parade" earworm
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:16,
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House going wellLast bit sorted today and one visit to solicitors booked for the 11th
Still need beer
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:31,
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\o/well done now hurry up and get them plans through to me
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:39,
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As soon as we get decent plans I will do(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:41,
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I have never been magnanimous in my life.I have never done a good deed. I have never been altruistic. I have even got my new flatmate doing all the research and flat viewings for me. I am an awful excuse for a human being and, should you be so stupid as to befriend me, I will sleep with all your mates and give them syphilis.
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Kroney, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:14,
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Even the male ones?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:15,
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If I'm drunk enough and they're nice enough.I'm no homophobe.
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Kroney, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:17,
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How magnanimous of you(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:19,
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hartley's done that annoying thing of editing the OP so the thread count is way offi'm leaving 4ever
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My evil plan worked(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:29,
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I wanked off a tramp*Alt: I could quite happily never eat chocolate again in my life. Not remotely bothered.
Altalt: I have always thought that if I had enough money to go on holiday to Australia I would spend the money on a holiday to somewhere else. I am utterly uninterested in those filthy bogans.
*OK the tramp was me but SO WHAT YEAH
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:31,
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I'll fucking Porque in a minute(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:42,
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Over on the secret cool board NO FRENCHIES ALLOWED(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:38,
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I'm always making altruistic gesturesand more often than not they go by unnoticed. That's how great I am. In a lot ways I'm better than Jesus and Allah combined.
Alt: I prefer Crunchie out of the two...but I am partial to those little Daim's you can get.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:38,
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Fucking "Snickers/Starburst" cunt(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:40,
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Ahh fuggen luv ye man!*hugs*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:50,
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ha!In your face, it is only full of receipts!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:53,
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And they're all from HarvestersHow can I make any bunce out of these? Ugh....that's a day wasted.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:54,
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I don't even.....I'm not sure I've ever even been to a Harvesters!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:55,
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Who's wallet did you steal?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:58,
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We have a mystery on our hands!Who's up for spending the night in a haunted house*?
*under Monty's bed
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:00,
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More chance of seeing ghosts under Kroneys bedThe ghost of Sexmas past
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:02,
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There's no point in talking to him when he's 'in his cups'. You'll get no sense out of the fellow.None.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:46,
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*swings**falls into hedge*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:48,
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Me too!We are like twins or summat
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:42,
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Two Hats,hand on heart I can honestly say that you are better than Jesus, Allah, Buddha, Guru Nanak and L Ron Hubbard all rolled into one.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:41,
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How'd your presentation go, Nakiepoos?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:05,
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see below...actually it was fine, moody fucking clinets though
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:06,
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I helped the lovely b3th to sort out her PCAlt:
Dime bar - but two of them as they are too small
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Any Middle East place - fucking religious nutters
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:38,
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altalt: really?I really want to see Petra, Leptis Magna, loads of middle eastern places.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:49,
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Fucking muzzers blowing shit upBetter things to do
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:50,
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I set up my laptop first thing but it had run out of battery by the time my bit came around so I had to freestyle :((
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:51,
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If only they came with a power supplyDid you SMASH it?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:55,
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Well I plugged it in, but it acted all shitty and took ten mins to turn on properlyWHY DOES TECHNOLOGY HATE ME?!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:57,
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I meant your presentationHave they given you appropriate PlayDough?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:59,
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No, I had the star and cresent moon template but no fucking circle!What can of two bit operation are they running here?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:00,
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Organising them connecting to the network?Amazed there was time for your "presentation"
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Thats a HDMI cable*facepalms*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:14,
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Even better-one that goes both wayswww.yankodesign.com/2011/01/25/this-usb-plugs-in-both-ways/
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What you need is one that auto-converts to any socketsadly no such plug exists.
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Nothing says 'marketing' like some off-the-top-of-the-dome battle rhyming.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:07,
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Ny name is Apey and I like to rhymeI am a bent spastic all the time
I can't spell for shit so I'm out the door
Back to the crib with my fucking oak floor
PEACE!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:09,
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Looking at my apey it's about that timeskAPEy D
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:10,
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Quick everyone he's hereRUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:15,
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Do you wanna be in my gang?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:23,
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my gang(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:24,
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my gang(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:29,
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you are the leader of this gang, yes?The paedophile gang, am I correct?
No thank you.
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come on, come on(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:25,
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Come On, Come On(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:30,
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CUM ON(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:30,
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Good news for Kroney! www.independent.co.uk/environment/nature/british-moths-have-crashed-in-numbers-over-past-40-years-as-part-of-widespread-decline-8475763.html
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I hope they never recover.Butterflies can fuck off and all.
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Kroney, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:56,
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