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So last night this friend was feeling low*
Miles from friends and family, having to drink in a bar all by himself, to keep his sanity he hoped that his question of the week could win, did it? Did it fuck.
To try and cheer him up I made it my mission to propel an early post of his that wasnβt given the recognition it deserved on to the popular page.
When was your last magnanimous act?
Alt: What chocolate? Crunchy or Dime bar? I canβt make up my mind
Alt:alt: What country would you not visit? And why not?
*No pun intended
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:50,
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latest was 12 years ago)
I let my vassals sleep on the Sabbath, despite the market tax being raised and the Shire Reeve of Monmouthshire itching to take over more of my county
Alt: neither, have cadbury's mini eggs even though you only get about four eggs now, fucking shit innit
Altalt: I have no interest in Japan. All the other nerds have ruined it for me.
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Theoban What of it, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:55,
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Oh cool my wooden beer mugs are here
Sweet, that'll be some good drinking over the weekend
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Theoban What of it, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:57,
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Did your chilli order arrive?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:00,
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oh yeah
I did some chicken marinaded in some defcon 1 yesterday, tasted ace.
Had two shits this morning, both stinging. Great stuff.
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Theoban What of it, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:01,
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Defcon1 is da bomb
Glad you approve
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:02,
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next up is to give the golden death a whirl
might dump it on some pizza tomorrow
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Theoban What of it, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:03,
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*Chillihead hi-fives*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:04,
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I fucking love chillies, what's all this about please?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:24,
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The Allbran
ordered Defcon1 BBQ marinade from a website I suggested
www.chillibugs.co.uk/BBQ_and_Wing_Sauces_Defcon_1_Wing_Sauce_-_Extreme.asp
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:44,
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See that’s what I like about you Monts
You understand Chilliβs. Scotch Bonnets are still my Fav.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:51,
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I am properly addicted to them.
I too love the bonnets.
Bart's Spices do so fantastic dried speciality ones as well though.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:15,
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Chipotle is one of the world's greatest foods too.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:17,
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Defcon1 wing sauce is Fuckin Nom
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:27,
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you stomped my thread for this?
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quintsy, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:01,
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The MOD's made me do it
HONEST
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:03,
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Afternoon all
My pub visit was most welcome
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:05,
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:(
another 3 hours till beer o'clock for me
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:07,
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This week required Peroni
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:09,
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Celebratory Peroni by any chance?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:10,
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More like purgatory Peroni
Work has been fucking awful and now I'm working tonight, on standby all day tomorrow and working Sunday and all next weekend too
Cock
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:14,
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Yeah but House
Don't let it rain on your House parade
EDIT I now have Donald Byrd's "Wind parade" earworm
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:16,
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House going well
Last bit sorted today and one visit to solicitors booked for the 11th
Still need beer
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:31,
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\o/
well done now hurry up and get them plans through to me
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:39,
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As soon as we get decent plans I will do
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:41,
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I have never been magnanimous in my life.
I have never done a good deed. I have never been altruistic. I have even got my new flatmate doing all the research and flat viewings for me. I am an awful excuse for a human being and, should you be so stupid as to befriend me, I will sleep with all your mates and give them syphilis.
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Kroney, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:14,
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Even the male ones?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:15,
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If I'm drunk enough and they're nice enough.
I'm no homophobe.
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Kroney, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:17,
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How magnanimous of you
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:19,
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Back door magnanimity.
The ruin of a nation.
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Kroney, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:22,
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Beg to differ
Lonely, Boney, Moany, Coney...etc
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:26,
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It's ok my mates need the attention
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Theoban What of it, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:16,
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hartley's done that annoying thing of editing the OP so the thread count is way off
i'm leaving 4ever
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quintsy, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:26,
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My evil plan worked
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:29,
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I wanked off a tramp*
Alt: I could quite happily never eat chocolate again in my life. Not remotely bothered.
Altalt: I have always thought that if I had enough money to go on holiday to Australia I would spend the money on a holiday to somewhere else. I am utterly uninterested in those filthy bogans.
*OK the tramp was me but SO WHAT YEAH
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:31,
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weirdo
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Kroney, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:36,
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Porquoi?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:37,
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I'll fucking Porque in a minute
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:42,
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Fuck's sake
Where the fuck are all you fucking cunts?
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Kroney, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:37,
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Over on the secret cool board NO FRENCHIES ALLOWED
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:38,
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Zut alors
He 'as found us
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:39,
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Gud Moaning
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:43,
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I'm always making altruistic gestures
and more often than not they go by unnoticed. That's how great I am. In a lot ways I'm better than Jesus and Allah combined.
Alt: I prefer Crunchie out of the two...but I am partial to those little Daim's you can get.
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Two Hats π©π©, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:38,
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DIME GODDAM IT!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:38,
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I can't help what they put on their packaging
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Two Hats π©π©, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:39,
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Fucking "Snickers/Starburst" cunt
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:40,
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oi, language
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quintsy, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:46,
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*savaloys*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:47,
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Woah there
Easy big fella
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Two Hats π©π©, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:49,
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Ahh fuggen luv ye man!
*hugs*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:50,
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*embraces*
*steal wallet*
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Two Hats π©π©, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:51,
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ha!
In your face, it is only full of receipts!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:53,
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And they're all from Harvesters
How can I make any bunce out of these? Ugh....that's a day wasted.
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Two Hats π©π©, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:54,
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I don't even.....
I'm not sure I've ever even been to a Harvesters!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:55,
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Who's wallet did you steal?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:58,
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Some Harvester cunt
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:59,
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We have a mystery on our hands!
Who's up for spending the night in a haunted house*?
*
under Monty's bed
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Two Hats π©π©, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:00,
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More chance of seeing ghosts under Kroneys bed
The ghost of Sexmas past
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:02,
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There's no point in talking to him when he's 'in his cups'. You'll get no sense out of the fellow.
None.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:46,
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*glares*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:47,
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LEAVE IT PAL
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:48,
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*swings*
*falls into hedge*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:48,
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*hedges*
*falls into swings*
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Two Hats π©π©, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:52,
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I like this
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:52,
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I et a Crunchie once
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Theoban What of it, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:40,
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Me too!
We are like twins or summat
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:42,
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Yeah, dey good ain't dey
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Two Hats π©π©, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:50,
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Two Hats,
hand on heart I can honestly say that you are better than Jesus, Allah, Buddha, Guru Nanak and L Ron Hubbard all rolled into one.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:41,
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Better headgear innit
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:41,
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Wow
That's quite an accolade Monty, thanks a bundle.
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Two Hats π©π©, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:50,
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*subscribes to newsletter*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:50,
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:o(
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:02,
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How'd your presentation go, Nakiepoos?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:05,
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see below...
actually it was fine, moody fucking clinets though
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:06,
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I helped the lovely b3th to sort out her PC
Alt:
Dime bar - but two of them as they are too small
AltAlt:
Any Middle East place - fucking religious nutters
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:38,
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altalt: really?
I really want to see Petra, Leptis Magna, loads of middle eastern places.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:49,
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Fucking muzzers blowing shit up
Better things to do
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:50,
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I set up my laptop first thing but it had run out of battery by the time my bit came around so I had to freestyle :(
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:51,
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MONG
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:53,
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:o(
stoopid laptop didn't go to sleep
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:53,
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If only they came with a power supply
Did you SMASH it?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:55,
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Well I plugged it in, but it acted all shitty and took ten mins to turn on properly
WHY DOES TECHNOLOGY HATE ME?!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:57,
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I meant your presentation
Have they given you appropriate PlayDough?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:59,
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No, I had the star and cresent moon template but no fucking circle!
What can of two bit operation are they running here?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:00,
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Fucking amateurs
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:31,
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First rule
Always have a backup
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:58,
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I was organising all the other fuckers
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:59,
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Organising them connecting to the network?
Amazed there was time for your "presentation"
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:12,
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Needs MOAR 30m ethernet
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:12,
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Thats a HDMI cable
*facepalms*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:14,
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"If at first it doesn't fit, try another hole"
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:16,
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USBlols
Turn it over!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:17,
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Even better-one that goes both ways
www.yankodesign.com/2011/01/25/this-usb-plugs-in-both-ways/
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:21,
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that is briiliant!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:28,
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What you need is one that auto-converts to any socket
sadly no such plug exists.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:33,
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Cool*
* not cool
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:28,
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Nothing says 'marketing' like some off-the-top-of-the-dome battle rhyming.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:07,
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Ny name is Apey and I like to rhyme
I am a bent spastic all the time
I can't spell for shit so I'm out the door
Back to the crib with my fucking oak floor
PEACE!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:09,
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Looking at my apey it's about that time
skAPEy D
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:10,
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alright?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:14,
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Quick everyone he's here
RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:15,
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TO THE SECRET BOARD!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:18,
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oh man
First Wilf, now you. How does it feel to be in spazgang?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:19,
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Do you wanna be in my gang?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:23,
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my gang
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:24,
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my gang
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:29,
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+bang
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:31,
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you are the leader of this gang, yes?
The paedophile gang, am I correct?
No thank you.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:24,
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come on, come on
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:25,
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Come On, Come On
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:30,
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CUM ON
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:30,
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*feelZ the noiZe*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:30,
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*something about a 10 year old laddie*
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:31,
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His tiny cock, no doubt
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:33,
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I hope they never recover.
Butterflies can fuck off and all.
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Kroney, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:56,
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