I was in the pub at 8,
Doing breakfast for 48 "men of the church"

Despite bring a bit preachy, they're a very friendly bunch.
How are you Handsome Theobanananana?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 2 Feb 2013, 10:16, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

alright Warpig
That Mark 2 Jag was on again last night
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 10:22, Reply)

I quite fancy an old jag, if the parts weren't so fucking extortionate. And they could do more than 5mpg.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 2 Feb 2013, 10:28, Reply)

I ditched plans for an Elise for the same reason

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 10:31, Reply)

yeah, also you will die when you wrap it round a tree.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 2 Feb 2013, 10:37, Reply)

Me and a few friends thought about buying one as a track day car.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 10:42, Reply)

In that case
tree Armco barrier.
Or if at the Nurburgring, back to tree. ...
Just bought some new interior doors to fit later, woo. No mahoosive drugs or supermodels in Accords today.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 10:47, Reply)

I did spot a Truimph Herald that would make a great Project car

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 10:55, Reply)

Hey sorry I went for cofffeeeeee
I'm great ta, friends have just organised a visit for the end of the month. It's all going ace.

How's your piggy day boss?
( Theoban What of it, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 10:44, Reply)

Typical start a thread.......
Then just ups and leaves us to it, if anyone broke anything in your absence you only have yourself to blame
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 10:57, Reply)

I wanted to see the new cafe :(
I'M SORRY GUYS.
( Theoban What of it, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 10:58, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1851143
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 11:00, Reply)

Nah she works in the place next door
There's a canteen in the office itself with a nice lady in, but she's also a bit scary. In a good way.
( Theoban What of it, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 11:04, Reply)

you've got a little crush don't you?

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 2 Feb 2013, 11:39, Reply)

Nah she's nice enough but no
Lovely lady but I can't talk to her without mumbling so that's off.
Same with Nice Girl with Amazing Bum in the cafe next door
All lovely and that, but just no.
( Theoban What of it, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 11:40, Reply)

No need for words, just whip it out on the table and wink
WORKS EVERY TIME*
*may be exaggerating
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 11:45, Reply)

Fabulous idea ! I'm off down cafe after the cooking shows.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 11:01, Reply)

After Poppets post.......
I have the urge to go out and buy some dressed crab
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 11:02, Reply)

I've changed my mind, I want some pasta.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 11:32, Reply)

Ohhhhhhh Man
I might totes make this

www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/emeril-lagasse/lump-crabmeat-ravioli-with-red-pepper-cream-sauce-and-asparagus-recipe/index.html
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 11:52, Reply)