I also spent quite a lot of yesterday laughing about pork being found in Halal food.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:49, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

When you say "muslim" food, do you mean Halal?
Because that's just a way of killing an animal. I don't think they have their own food. They're not like cats, with their special biscuits.
( Kroney, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:54, Reply)

You are quite right. I shall edit.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:55, Reply)

dog biscuits are ok,
cat biscuits taste rank.
Think about it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:55, Reply)

All I'm thinking about is your unexpected admission
that you eat dog biscuits.
( Kroney, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:56, Reply)

He steals Swipes.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:57, Reply)

she?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:58, Reply)

I'll be honest, Winders.
I think he's drunk again.
( Kroney, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:58, Reply)

I'm worried about the little guy.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:58, Reply)

I think we all are.
Maybe that intervention idea that's been going round by gaz needs to be implemented.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:04, Reply)

I would love to see that happen.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:05, Reply)

Look, we can do this,
as long as you promise not to get violent.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:14, Reply)

Not after the vat of wine I consumed yesterday.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:59, Reply)

Eh?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:58, Reply)

christ man, we all saw that.
Maybe you should put down the Orangeboom extra strong and have a nice strong coffee in stead
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:59, Reply)

I am drinking tea.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:00, Reply)

Iced tea?
Made after a recipe originally perfected in Long Island?
( Kroney, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:01, Reply)

click

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:04, Reply)

t h a
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:02, Reply)

i have very small dogs,
and have to break them up, sometimes they are hard, so i bite them in half.
I rarely swallow one.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:58, Reply)

You eat them often enough to have thought
"You know, dog biscuits aren't bad. I wonder if cat biscuits are as nice?"
( Kroney, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:59, Reply)

I accidentally ate a cat biscuit on my friends boat, thinking it was a human biscuit.
And made a comparison.
Maybe it is weirder than i initially thought.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:02, Reply)

My mum has a cat. I have fed it on a few occasions
They're small, they smell meaty. They come in big bags with "Chicken flavour" written on them. I've never mistaken one for a bourbon.
( Kroney, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:04, Reply)

see,
when put that way, i don't see how i made that mistake. But I did. And now i've admitted it online.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:13, Reply)

The only logical conclusion is that you enjoy eating pet food.

( Kroney, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:15, Reply)

At least nothing admitted on the internet ever comes back to bite you in the arse.

( Kroney, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:19, Reply)

People on here are generally very forgiving and not at all likely to bang on and on about things.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:20, Reply)

you know what tangles,
this might be the end of my reign as "Windy Pig, internet poster"
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:21, Reply)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:22, Reply)

Did it make your coat shiney?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:04, Reply)

It certainly does.
His beautiful, beautiful fur.
( Kroney, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:06, Reply)

Nah' man.
Halal just means "Allowed", and "Hareem" means the oppersite.

It's all the rules, rather than the ritual/prayers, which are called something else.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:20, Reply)

I don't like that story at all,
mainly because it means that what these big companies say is in their food, isn't necessarily what is in there food.
Which I think is bad.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:55, Reply)

All processed food should be treated with an element of suspicion.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 11:57, Reply)

There was a thing on London's chicken shops in the news a few years ago
and they tested a load of the Halal ones. The chickens had been injected with pork fat to make them heavier in many cases. Tee hee.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:05, Reply)

That's my thinking.
If I choose not to pay attention to what is in my food, that's my look out, but the person selling it should know what they are selling and the fact they don't concerns me.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:07, Reply)

Yup, I'm with you on that on.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:21, Reply)