Just went to the post box and sent Monty a DVD
This is the third thing I have sent Monty and he has never replied, probably because the povo bastard can't afford the 60p for a first class stamp. "60p is like a million pounds to me boss" etc.

Have you ever sent any b3tans anything through the post?

Alt. Was it a turd?

feel free to stomp this, I just wanted to tell Monty publicly that IT'S IN THE POST!
( Peej, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:45, 127 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Needy

( Kroney, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:46, Reply)

I sent CQ a Sex Pistols DVD
and Poppet some Haribo

Alt:
Haribo are win
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:48, Reply)

Haribo cockgazzes
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:48, Reply)

Well, obviously

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:48, Reply)

Wait, thats not right
I sent Poppet some sex in the post and a pistol to CQ
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:48, Reply)

the haribo was awesome.
I did say thank you didn't I?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:51, Reply)

Can you not get Haribo in upside down land?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:59, Reply)

oqiraH taste shite

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:00, Reply)

Not as easily as you can get hold of pictures of sporto's cock.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:01, Reply)

*windmills*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:01, Reply)

couldn't find any for a long time.
then Aldi started popping up everywhere recently, and now - haribo!
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:01, Reply)

Nah, I hate most people here.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:48, Reply)

Everyone who's ever left b3ta, recieved a manila envelope from me that very morning.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:49, Reply)

No stamp

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:49, Reply)

Botdog?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:50, Reply)

Black and white photos on the whole.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:50, Reply)

Good work

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:51, Reply)

onof
the my
w
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:51, Reply)

*click*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:53, Reply)

Arse.
Bloody phone making things slow.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:54, Reply)

on the of my w
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:54, Reply)

You can have a click too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:54, Reply)

Keep up, grandad,

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:55, Reply)

No.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:51, Reply)

I have never posted anything to another b3tan.
Not least because I don't know any of their addresses.
I've been inside the flat of one b3tan, but I've no idea what the address of that flat was.

Alt: I did leave a turd hidden somewhere in that flat, mind.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:00, Reply)

My friend is thinking of getting one of these as a pet
scienceblogs.com/zooillogix/2008/03/25/raccoon-dog/
(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:07, Reply)

Why?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:10, Reply)

Because he's just broken up with his girlfriend at a guess.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:10, Reply)

They aren't THAT sexy

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:11, Reply)

But I bet if you take that thing for a walk in the park you'll be surrounded by mentally unstable women cooing.
before you can spit.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:12, Reply)

STOP BEING MEAN ABOUT RACHELSWIPE!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:14, Reply)

That's super-kind of you PeeJee
Isn't thanking you on here/by gaz enough?

If not then I apologise for previous slackness and will send you a telegram or postal order when these films arrive, or will despatch a carrier pigeon forthwith.

x x x x x x
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:07, Reply)

Just promise to buy him a pint when you next see him.
And then avoid him for a few years.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:09, Reply)

He was going to stay at ours after the birthday basheroo but then he wasn't allowed out so that was that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:14, Reply)

Oi Monts - Eddie Kramer is on 6Music this afternoon.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:13, Reply)

A likeable man of remarkable ability.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:13, Reply)

Thanks, I am.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:14, Reply)

No no you've misunderstood me here.
*You're* a flailing tool - I was referring to Eddie Kramer. Sorry to have confused you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:15, Reply)

I liked his mashup with Dustin Hoffman

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:17, Reply)

I would imagine this is funny to people who know what you are on about.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:27, Reply)

I think I know what he is on about and I can assure you it is not.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:28, Reply)

It wasn't funny though, I agree

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:29, Reply)

Well, this is good.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:30, Reply)

You fucking mong
Kramer v Kramer
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:29, Reply)

Oh.
It's definitely me that's the mong here because that is HILARIOUS.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:31, Reply)

Damn right

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:31, Reply)

FINALLY something we can all agree on.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:33, Reply)

Ah yeah, I'm always getting mixed up with that.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:19, Reply)

it would be cooler to send a raven

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:20, Reply)

Never more

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:21, Reply)

I almost got invlved in one of those mixtape send around things.
and then decided not too.
Exciting stuff.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:18, Reply)

Randomburn.
Sounds like a shit idea to me. I'd probably end up with Darth sending me a bunch of Christina Aguilera shit or, worse still, Dozer sending me anything that Dozer listens to.
( Kroney, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:22, Reply)

Dozer is reason enough alone not to participate.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:23, Reply)

I already have all the good music.
Therefore I'd either get stuff I already have or a bunch of shit. No thanks.

Plus, CDs? Fack off.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:26, Reply)

bollocks.
There is loads of stuff on independent labels.
I thought i had all the good metal, then i met a guy that works for a distributer for small labels. I founds loads of great stuff.
Although, the chances of one of us trawling through all that stuff to find a few choice pieces is very slim.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:28, Reply)

I'm only joking WP
The more I delve into music the more I realise that my measly 3500 records are about 1% of the ones I MUST have.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:31, Reply)

Maybe we should just stop eating, and only buy records.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:32, Reply)

I think it might be best.
Are you aware of the Rise Above label? I want pretty much everything on it. Lee Dorrian is a fucking expert, and is doing the world a huge service with his vintage reissues. So gutted I am so fucking skint. It's so depressing.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:34, Reply)

NO MUSIC CHAT.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:35, Reply)

what do you like to listen do Batty boy?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:36, Reply)

Little Feat

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:37, Reply)

Biggie Smalls

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:37, Reply)

Mainly classical.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:37, Reply)

This one doesn't work.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:39, Reply)

Tinie Tempah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:37, Reply)

Midget Ure

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:38, Reply)

Angry Anderson

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:38, Reply)

Rage against the machine

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:39, Reply)

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:38, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
10/10
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:39, Reply)

You are all a bunch of tossers.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:41, Reply)

Who sung this?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:42, Reply)

Battered. 2013.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:42, Reply)

I bet you have a lovely singing voice.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:46, Reply)

I really don't.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:48, Reply)

A much missed meme!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:42, Reply)

Small Faces

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:39, Reply)

Father Abraham

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:40, Reply)

The Minipops.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:41, Reply)

Christopher Cross

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:46, Reply)

Too Short.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:53, Reply)

Of course, he's from Cov
And we all know that everyone from Cov is well cool.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:37, Reply)

Oh ^this^ so very much.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:34, Reply)

you mean you don't want that Ocean Colour Scene boxset?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:31, Reply)

i have sent a few things
Was supposed to send a few more but havent yet
soz Al im a crap person
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:19, Reply)

I've sent lots of people some excellent things.
Well, some people. And not just Randomburn CDs either. Actual stuff that can actually use.

I'm rather ace.

Alt: your face is a turd.

In other news, why is iTunes so fucking shit?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:29, Reply)

It all fell apart when Steve died.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:30, Reply)

Almost every time I open the bastard thing
it's all like "Soz luv, dunno where that file lives, LOL"

I'm being trolled by my own music library.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:32, Reply)

i think that might be your fault.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:33, Reply)

I'm going to be helpful,
if you go to "get info" on itunes, it will give you specified filepath that it thinks the song will be in.
Make sure it is in that folder, and the song will play. If you have external hard drives etc, the letter at the start can change depending on what order everything is hooked up.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:44, Reply)

Hadn't thought about rearranging flashdrives. I'll give that some investigation. Ta.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:52, Reply)

That actually helped. Thanks!

EDIT: That 'thanks' was directed at WP, not myself.

Just so we're clear.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:56, Reply)

no probs.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:58, Reply)

I love the way it needs an 80mb update every 2 weeks.
What the fuck for!
(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:45, Reply)

It's a pain in the fucking kacksy, that's what it is!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:52, Reply)

i hate itunes with a passion. It's shit.
Is there an alternative I can use that will work with an iphone?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:53, Reply)

I've been on Apple forums for the last hour or two reading about people complaining
and a lot of them mentioned something called Sonos. Don't know what it is though.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:57, Reply)

Sonos is a wireless routing speaker system that allows you to play music in any room in the house
It is "fucking cool"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:58, Reply)

If I had a few spare grand
I'd set up one of those BOSE systems round our gaff. They look rather good.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:59, Reply)

The Sonos stuff is fucking brilliant
My mate has it setup on his iPad and can play iTunes, Spotify, NAS box saved stuff, etc. to two different zones in his house at the same time
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:00, Reply)

Stepson has Appled up his house good and proper.
iTunes, Apple TV, all computers and tablets etc connected. Any film or song available at the drop of a hat.

Seems like a lot of faff to me though.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 14:05, Reply)

I've just found this
www.wondershare.com/apple-software/free-alternatives-to-itunes.html

Might have a look at Media Monkey.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:58, Reply)

I think someone needs to post a new thread.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:53, Reply)

OOOPS
I'll try that again
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:57, Reply)

OK "Britney"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:59, Reply)