My ex used to make up stuffing mix with hot water, leave it to stand for 5 minutes then eat it
She also used to dissolve oxo cubes in water and drink them. I pretended to like both of these things because she was fucking great in bed.
( Peej, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:23, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I bet sshe was northern

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:26, Reply)

Nope
Lived in Englefield Green
( Peej, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:28, Reply)

I met Piers Brosnan in a pub in Englefield Green once.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:29, Reply)

Did he take you to his basement and do loads of experiments on you?

( Peej, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:30, Reply)

Yes. He was very gentle though.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:30, Reply)

I've eaten a bowl of stuffing before.
I miss bongs.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:27, Reply)

I had a bong with a guy from work, who is still a big smoker,
almost fucking killed me. I'm ticking to nice, relaxing thai on my patio with the newspaper, none of this depth charge shit, my brain nearly fell out.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:31, Reply)

I have to say a nice bit of thai or some decent hash is more to my tastes at this point in my life.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:39, Reply)

I've seen a guy do this,
it was weird.
This thread is weird. I'm going somewhere else.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:29, Reply)

Have some nice, comforting cat biscuits :)

( Kroney, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:30, Reply)

alright bender

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:31, Reply)

Not really.

( Kroney, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:38, Reply)

wassup?
or did you mean to deny the bender bit?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:43, Reply)

:(

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:32, Reply)

An oxo cube dissolved is similar to Bovril, just beef stock.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:36, Reply)

Thanks, Lokesy!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:37, Reply)

Emvee's getting upset again - see replies, though you'll have to log out
b3ta.com/questions/morepetstories/post1852916
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:37, Reply)

You're only linking this cos you dun a funny

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:40, Reply)

No. Shambles has done the best response.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:40, Reply)

Mine's not too bad either.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:45, Reply)

Even if you do say so yourself.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:47, Reply)

False modesty is worse than bragging.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:50, Reply)

Yes. And to be fair it was a good post, as is Stunned's response.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:50, Reply)

I just wish he'd take me off 2.0
The efforts I have to go to to call him a cunt are really quite tiresome.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:52, Reply)

And the stupid thing is he does the same to see what you've said and to respond.
The fucking Deacon.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:53, Reply)

and the stupidity of 2.0 is laid bare for all to see

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:54, Reply)

I really like the guy.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:00, Reply)

He's superb.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:10, Reply)

Tastes OK, warms you up on a cold day, etc
think there's a fair bit of MSG in them though.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:39, Reply)