Get it, lose some weight.
Although your happy pills won't work because your system turns into a two way drainpipe.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:33, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Am trying to get off them as it happens
Not opposed to some rapid weight loss but am borderline emetophobic so actually quite fearful of getting it.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:37, Reply)

You'll be pretty delirious so you won't have much chance to be phobic.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:38, Reply)

I'd just lie in the bath with a hot shower running while vomitting and shitting it out.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:40, Reply)

Nice
Al soup
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:40, Reply)

I wouldnt' have the plug in.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:41, Reply)

For 72 hours?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:42, Reply)

Norovirus is actually quite a clever virus.
It has no intention of killing its parasitic host, merely use it as a vehicle for getting to the next one.
From what I gather, you could stand to go on the noro-diet, so suck it up.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:39, Reply)

up off
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:41, Reply)

psssst.
this is what all viruses do.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:43, Reply)

Oh.
I thought some would kill you.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:43, Reply)

Like the AIDS virus for example?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:46, Reply)

Damn those viruses masquerading as immune deficiency sydromes.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:48, Reply)

+n

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:51, Reply)

nah, I was talking about that Syd Barrett chap off of Pink Floyd.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:53, Reply)

Oh, yeah, sorry.
They will, I meant they all exist as parasitic vehicles to move from one host to the other. Actually, none of them give a shit whether they kill you or not. But some (ebola springs to mind) aren't quite as "good" because they tend to kill you before they can spread.

Although, drop a good dose of Ebola in central London and that might not quite be so true
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:47, Reply)

I shall take this advice on board, thanks.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:49, Reply)

Ebola does like to go out in a blaze of glory though
to try and maximise its range of infection...

Wasnt there some experiment with monkeys with an infected one at one end of a 30ft room and healthy at the other and with days it had mooched across the open and clean space.

Then of course it was explody time...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:57, Reply)

Exploding poo monkeys?
Brilliant.
Why don't ITV make Saturday night programmes like this?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:59, Reply)

wait till the season finale
of splash... explody z listers
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 16:08, Reply)

SPLAT!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 16:09, Reply)

Admittedly I'm not a scrawny fucker like you
but I can remember the taste of steak
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:43, Reply)

what is it with all the pooves here on anti depressants?
Is life hard for proles or. What?
(quintsy, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:53, Reply)