A few biscuits, a few Rothmans and a couple of bottles of cheap wine
That's as much as I can be arsed with tonight.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:40, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Rothmans? Fuckin hell

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:41, Reply)

They're called Royals now
My brand for 28 years - endorsed by my lungs.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:44, Reply)

I used to smoke royals when I was broke
24 in a pack, WINNA!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:49, Reply)

Northern.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:45, Reply)

*Waves to TD*
Anything new on the portfolio?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:42, Reply)

Well I now have an employee
Or to be more precise a permanent self-employed subcontractor because I'm not getting my hands mucky with that employment law stuff.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:46, Reply)

Have you checked out the new
"Green Deal"
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:48, Reply)

Elaborate, if you will...

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:49, Reply)

HTH
www.green-deal-guide.co.uk/#/how-green-deal-works/4551449316

*Edit*New link
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:49, Reply)

Ain't linking

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:50, Reply)

Not really my line
And not a good idea when there are still grants aplenty for cavity wall/roof insulation available.

This will ultimately replace that scheme, I suppose.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:01, Reply)

Cavity and loft insulation yes.
However, Cavityless walls will be over boarded internally with products like Celotex Thermal boards (this will include re-plastering) the tenant foots the bill over a 25 year period, and the bill passes onto the new tenant.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:09, Reply)

And how will this either work or appeal?
Your new job - it's not selling attractive looking but actually pointless insulation products, by any chance?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:25, Reply)

It's all about bringing down the carbon footprint, this will work very well for landlords

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:29, Reply)

But if you've bought well and you're half responsible
Internals will be in good order anyway.

The only places I ever see with ropey internal walls are knocked-together back-to-backs and early 80's chuck ups.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:39, Reply)

Agreed

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:42, Reply)

So effectivily this a new scheme to subsidise the arse end of the market?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:52, Reply)

Consider this a post that strikes sufficiently so that 'cavity' becomes 'Cavy'.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:31, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1854991
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:33, Reply)

Get loft insulation and other energy saving shit
Pay off over 25 years in your bills, which will be very slightly smaller due to loft insulation and shit.

Wait 167 years...

PROFIT
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:51, Reply)

I see you have looked into this.......
and understand it, the only way Nakers can???
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:52, Reply)