We only fucking won!
Only against Estonia, I grant you, but it still counts.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:48, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What position do you play?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:49, Reply)

Supporter.
It's a very important position in National Sports.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:50, Reply)

Alright b3th?
What did you win?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:49, Reply)

Association football

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:51, Reply)

I didn't know you played.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:52, Reply)

I don't.
My national team plays on my behalf.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:53, Reply)

you have a nation?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:55, Reply)

Of course I do
you flid.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:57, Reply)

is it true that sacked you from being a mod and gave the job to kronely?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 22:22, Reply)

I heard they sacked her because she wouldn't let them finger her dog.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 22:26, Reply)

dog children
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 22:27, Reply)

Sounds rubbish.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:53, Reply)

So doers 'having kids'
but lots of you benders seem to enjoy that.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:54, Reply)

nah
who wouldn't want their life to be an endless round of cooking, cleaning, washing, shopping, being yelled at that it's all your fault and they hate you, and having no money?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:55, Reply)

Wait....
I have kids? I thought that was my husband.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:56, Reply)

Monty would like all that
if only he wasn't dead.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:56, Reply)

You forgot
Destroying your relationship, your sleep pattern, your house, the inside of your car, your sanity, etc.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 22:04, Reply)

Oh yeah
And the fuckers make you think they're fucking brilliant despite all this.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 22:05, Reply)

i think the hormones do that
then a couple of years later they go, woooo, that was fun, let's do it AGAIN
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 22:06, Reply)

Yeah, there are six years between my two.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 22:13, Reply)

So, stuck in a sexless marriage eh mate.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 22:15, Reply)

Nah, you're thinking of Philliejoejimbob.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 22:17, Reply)

Although there must have been at least one sexless year in that lot.
Luckily, thanks to sleep deprivation, the passage of time means almost nothing to me.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 22:19, Reply)

Thanks, Midge.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 22:22, Reply)

Shaddup a you face

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 22:25, Reply)