Its my Daughters birthday on Saturday
I am really looking forward to her birthday party where my wife has invited every single kid in her class and some from the other 1st year class.

help
( Peej, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:36, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

£100 says Bartleby gazzes you

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:37, Reply)

now why on earth would I take that bet

( Peej, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:37, Reply)

See, this is the standard of nonce jokes Battered needs to aspire to.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:38, Reply)

Coincidentally, I had exactly the same thought
Radio 2 is playing Sending In The Clowns. I thought Barters might offer his services to entertain the sprogs.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:42, Reply)

John Wayne Gacy lolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:45, Reply)

*squirts carnation*

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:47, Reply)

That isn't condensed milk...

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:57, Reply)

Let's get this straight.
If I gaz him, you send him £100.
If I don't, he sends you £100.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:49, Reply)

Yep - £50 each, yeah?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:50, Reply)

Well, £50 to me either way.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:54, Reply)

If you go with Monty you can insist on a 70-30 split.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:55, Reply)

Other way round.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:51, Reply)

You are cordially invited to She-Ra's 4th birthday at Castle Greyskull just off the A67

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:41, Reply)

haha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:47, Reply)

My wife did this for one of little tangle's birthdays.
Plus every fucker we know with kids.
It cost a fucking fortune.
My advice: drink.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:43, Reply)

I've no idea what my kid does on her birthdays.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:47, Reply)

Yeah now I feel bad for complaining.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:48, Reply)

I get around all of this by not having children.

( Kroney, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:49, Reply)

children relationships that could ever lead to anything longterm
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:51, Reply)

This too.

( Kroney, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 11:52, Reply)