I've opened them all with my account logged in
I am capable of coping with an email from Amazon.
( Theoban What of it, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:20, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

also fuck the police, yo

( Theoban What of it, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:21, Reply)

coming straight from the underground

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:24, Reply)

I find your attitude to be somewhat disrespectful.
You're right about the emails though, in fact they even have the facility for you to request never any from them ever again.
I'm more concerned about my 'recent history' bit and the recommendations that pop up on the page when I visit.
Particularly since AB linked to a load of dodgy 'erotic incest' fiction.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:26, Reply)

Woah I ain't got beef with the 5-0
Yeah well what happens is they email me and I go 'ok never mind' and just delete it or something, because I don't understand why getting an email is so upsetting, but I don't really understand people at the best of time, sorry, didn't mean to be rude, love you loads, xx
( Theoban What of it, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:30, Reply)

British people tend to get uptight about a lot of unnecessary things.
We could do with being a bit more like Irish guys like you.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:34, Reply)

:(

( Theoban What of it, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:35, Reply)

I suppose you pronounce it "Tee Orban", don't you.

( Kroney, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:37, Reply)

Better than Le Oban

( Theoban What of it, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:40, Reply)

l'Oban, ACTUALLY

( Kroney, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:42, Reply)

Nakers pronounces it
The All-bran
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:49, Reply)

"Dougal"

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:46, Reply)