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Haven't you got previous for posting iffy Amazon links?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:15,
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Sign out before you click.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:17,
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I've opened them all with my account logged in
I am capable of coping with an email from Amazon.
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Theoban What of it, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:20,
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also fuck the police, yo
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Theoban What of it, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:21,
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coming straight from the underground
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:24,
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I find your attitude to be somewhat disrespectful.
You're right about the emails though, in fact they even have the facility for you to request never any from them ever again.
I'm more concerned about my 'recent history' bit and the recommendations that pop up on the page when I visit.
Particularly since AB linked to a load of dodgy 'erotic incest' fiction.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:26,
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Woah I ain't got beef with the 5-0
Yeah well what happens is they email me and I go 'ok never mind' and just delete it or something, because I don't understand why getting an email is so upsetting, but I don't really understand people at the best of time, sorry, didn't mean to be rude, love you loads, xx
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Theoban What of it, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:30,
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British people tend to get uptight about a lot of unnecessary things.
We could do with being a bit more like Irish guys like you.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:34,
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:(
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Theoban What of it, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:35,
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I suppose you pronounce it "Tee Orban", don't you.
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Kroney, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:37,
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Better than Le Oban
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Theoban What of it, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:40,
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l'Oban, ACTUALLY
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Kroney, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:42,
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Nakers pronounces it
The All-bran
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:49,
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"Dougal"
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:46,
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Yeah', but only by a saddo who only looks up test-tubes and bunson burners on amazon so nobody knows he has true deep honest feelings about female-music.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:19,
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I really enjoy Peter F. Hamilton and I think I could read the Void Trilogy forever
Same for a couple of the Culture books by Iain M. Banks and some Alastair Reynolds books.
I tend to re-read a lot of books though, especially if I just fancy an easy read, like Pratchett stuff. I know it's popular now to rag on Pratchett but some of the Guard books are brillo in my opinion (sorry everyone I don't mean to offend)
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Theoban What of it, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:19,
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I invented ragging on Pratchett.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:20,
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SL2......
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:26,
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Good tip
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:32,
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It's always been popular, Pratchett is shit and needs to shit off off to dignitas
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:20,
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see
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Theoban What of it, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:20,
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i don't get these
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:24,
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That's fine it would be awful if we were all the same
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Theoban What of it, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:25,
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Have you read any of Tom Holt? I quite like his stuff.
I don't know the first three, what sort of stuff is it about?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:26,
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I read one of his, quite liked it but it's been ages and I think it wasn't the first of the series
The Void Trilogy is a follow up to the Commonwealth Saga, far future sci-fi stuff, about a void at the centre of the galaxy which goes through periods of expansion and is also worshipped by a human cult.
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Theoban What of it, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:28,
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Is it worth watching that commonwealth one first? whats the first one of those?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:30,
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I didn't enjoy the Commonwealth Saga as much (just cos one aspect of the story annoyed me, seemed a bit 'magical quest', off we go to save the world diddle dee nonsense)
But yeah they're probably worth going through first, still good books, just didn't like them as much as the latter 3.
www.amazon.co.uk/Pandoras-Star-Commonwealth-Saga-1/dp/0330518917/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1360240365&sr=8-1www.amazon.co.uk/Judas-Unchained-Commonwealth-Saga-2/dp/0330518909/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1360240365&sr=8-2
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Theoban What of it, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:33,
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Careful on those links TMB
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Theoban What of it, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:36,
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Cool, I'll check 'em out =)
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:24,
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I've only read the Night's Dawn trilogy of his,
I liked them but every time I look at how thick they are I think of all the other things I could be doing.
I also enjoyed the revelation space trilogy. Ithink I'm just a sucker for trilogies
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:02,
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Y'know there are so many books that I haven't read yet, that I couldn't waste time re-reading any.
I realised only yesterday that I barely have any time in my life to read books at the moment.
This is not a good thing.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:19,
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The Prisoner of Zenda. Read that when I was about twelve.
I love reading, though. Total book nerd.
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Kroney, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:21,
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OMG, you just reminded me of the Redwall books.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:30,
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Prisoner of Benda MORE LIKE!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:52,
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Guy Gavriel Kay's Tigana is a cracking book
Most of the ones I re-read are the sort that romp along, you enjoy it while you're reading and then put it down and forget it. Jack Campbell's The Lost Fleet series are good for that.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:26,
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I want a kindle
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quintsy, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:30,
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*hug*
.........Silly me I thought you said cuddle
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:35,
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Who rote this
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:52,
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I am enjoying Twelve by Jasper Kent at the moment
Vampires and stuff in Napoleon's advance to Moscow. You should read it.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:35,
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Hahahahahahaha 12
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:35,
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1812 you cunt.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:36,
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I see why you missed off the 18
AMIRITE
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:37,
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Yeah, whatever.
Also because there are 12 vampires.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:37,
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loads.
Lolita
The Catcher in the Rye
The Informers
Naked Lunch
A Clockwork Orange
Trainspotting
Heart of Darkness
The Crying of Lot 49
The Atrocity Exhibition
I never get tired of these. Ever.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:37,
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Paedo
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Kroney, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:38,
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beano MOAR like
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:39,
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Lolita is wonderful.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:44,
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NONCE!
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:45,
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HUMBERT!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:48,
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HUMBERT!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:50,
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ER OLD
*Penguins*
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:50,
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You're so "interesting and alternative"
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:40,
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you're such a shit bully
That you take a perfectly inoffensive list of well-known books and make a derogatory comment.
None of those books are obscure or alternative. If you haven't heard of some of them then it says far more about you than it does me.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:43,
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Catcher in the Rye can shit off.
Stupid hippy 'no-one understands me' teenager.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:49,
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I didn't read it until I was 19 or so.
I love the writing, nothing to do with emo shit. I'm a sucker for postwar American fiction anyway- my favourite author is William Burroughs. I got really excited when And The Hippos...was published.
I'm a literature geek.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:52,
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Fuck off, you "love the writing" bollocks. That's like saying you "love the brushstrokes" of a painting.
A shit story is a shit story is a shit story, doess't matter if it's "well written". You sound like my english teacher "But can you at least appreciate it's well written?" No actually, if the story doesn't interest me at all, or in the case of Catcher in the Rye, is FUCKING SHIT, then no, the writing can fucking shit off and do one like your dead hamster.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:59,
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no, the point of fiction isn't necessarily to tell a story.
And I do love the writing. When I read Underworld for the first time there was a sentence in there which was that beautiful that I had to email it to an equally nerdy mate.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:03,
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The point of Catcher in the Rye is a story. That's all, it's not magic realism, which I can appreciate doesn't tell a linear tale
it's just a story about a character who is cunt with no redeeming features, and before you start I don't expect to love all characters to like the story, but he doesn't do anything either. THe story is a shit unlikeable cunt thinks he's better than he is, he leaves home, he gets punched by a pimp for being a cunt and he goes home again. That's it.
There is nothing more to the writing.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:06,
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It would probably be different if he was presented as an anti-hero.
But he isn't even one of them.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:08,
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I want to see Dozer defend it without using the term "post-modern".
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Kroney, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:09,
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I want to see Dozer defend it without every single thing he posts coming out like "I'm a fucking retard with a pet that should only be kept by a six year old"
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Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:10,
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With you all the way on this one, b3th.
I found Holden Caulfield to be such an irritating prick.
I can see why dozer likes him though.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:52,
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Every society has literature like that.
I read quite a few German and French ones at uni.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:54,
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Aw you had so much potential back then.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:55,
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I really didn't
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:00,
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I liked Evan Dorkin's Fisher Price Theater version better than the real one.
cardhouse.com/x07/catcher1.htmSee also: Of Mice And Men. "The moral of this story is NEVER find work for your friends"
cardhouse.com/x12/mice.htmcardhouse.com/x10/lottery.htm
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:56,
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Ha I like that.
Couldn't bring myself to read all of the Catcher one though.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:02,
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It ain't no DEVIL PUPPET or Milk And Cheese mind.
:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:10,
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he is indeed a prick
But I'm able to separate my feelings about a character from an admiration of the text as a whole. For instance, Lolita herself is a manipulative, sex-obsessed bitch with no redeeming features, but the book itself is absolutely wonderful.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:56,
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Oh I dunno, her tits are alright.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:58,
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oh, you!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:59,
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How nice can a twelve year old's tits be, though?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:00,
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My lawyer advises me not to answer this question.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:02,
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I'll ask Bartleby then.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:09,
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Again, shit the fuck off "admiration of the text as a whole" why paint some sonic pictures with achingly beautiful music while you're at it.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:00,
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again
You seem to have a real issue with books that aren't meat and potatoes, linear stories. I find that pretty funny.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:05,
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See above you pretentious cunt.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:06,
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yeah I read that you patronising ignorant cockwipe
Gotta get back to work now, we can share our views on Jack Reacher and his alpha-male fantasy fulfillment dogshit later, yeah?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:10,
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I hope he draws some tails and knuckles too
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:06,
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Voltaire: Candide.
Anton LaVey: The Satanic Bible.
Machiavelli: The Prince.
Adolf Hitler: Mein Kampf.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:41,
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Candide is excellent.
It's the best of all possible books.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:46,
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Apparantly Clockwork Angels by Rush is an 'homage' to it and the novelisation by Kevin J Anderson is 'essentially the same story'.
To which I say "UTTER BOLLOCKS!"
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:48,
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I can read The Stand over and over again.
And a couple I read as a young'un, by Diana Wynn Jones, who writes young'uns literature.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:47,
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I haven't read any Stephen King in years.
Great storyteller, shit author.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:49,
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The only book I've been able to read in years was Cell.
Either because it was about zombies, or because it was short.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:51,
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It wasn't as good as The Stand, but it was alright.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:01,
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The Stand is an excellent read
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:51,
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Spot's First Ball
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:50,
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That's ok but it's no Bear Hunt
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:51,
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Monty won't read Rosen.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:53,
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Quite. Filthy Juden.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:55,
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My kid has that, with fucking Lewis off of Inspector Morse reading it on an accompanying CD.
I do like Cat in the Hat.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:53,
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I really can't stand this trend of an accompanying CD with some prick reading the story.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:57,
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it's so the parents don't have to bother reading the story themselves
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:01,
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One of life's greatest pleasures.
People are retarded.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:03,
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I also don't get this. I'm well looking forward to it.
I love reading to other people's kids and I'm not even a paedo.
Well, maybe a little bit. Damn those sexy kids.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:16,
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Damn right
My kid's Cat in the Hat had a CD with Adrian 'never, ever been even slightly funny or good in his life' Edmondson reading it. I binned it - I'll read it out, thank you 'Vyvyan'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:03,
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"And then Spot's second ball.
Then the vet said 'That's sixty pounds, please. Don't let him lick the stitches.'"
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:52,
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Ball's first Spot: This time, its cancer.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:56,
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Thanks "Jeff"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:58,
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:-(
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:03,
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She: H Rider Haggard
Also Brave New World.
I don't like any books about middle aged men fantasising about vulnerable teenage girls.
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Kroney, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:54,
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Live it - don't read it AMIRITE?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:56,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1855882
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:57,
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I haven't read She, I dodged that module.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:57,
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That's a shame, it's a really good book.
Still got a copy to this day.
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Kroney, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:58,
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I'll read it.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:00,
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I liked it
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:00,
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Oooh, while we're talking about foreign literature,
'Und sagte kein einziges Wort' by Heinrich Böll is excellent.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Feb 2013, 12:59,
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I think Crime and Punishment is ones of the best books I have ever read.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:00,
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Then you have never read Death's Head by David Gunn.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:01,
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This is true.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:04,
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You don't know what you're missing.
SPACE NAZIS Monty.
SPACE NAZIS.
:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:12,
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IRON SKY
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:13,
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That's MOON NAZIS dumkopf.
Mind, if I wasn't working I'd be off to Berlin this weekend for the premiere of the extended edition.
Also:
store.ironsky.net/product/91/drei-wolf-mond--shirt:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:21,
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I have to admit, I struggled with that one.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:01,
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Really? I was utterly gripped from page one.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:04,
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I read Good Soldier Svejk, it's a foreign book
I got bored 2/3 of the way through, I will never be cultured :(
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:05,
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It ain't no Sven Hassel eely, that's for sure.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:28,
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Pretty much anything by James Herbert, Brian Jacques, and J K Rowling (fuck you, I like them)
Whilst I do like Terry Pratchett, the difference between his good books and his bad books is staggering (and before Monty et al say anything about his going doolally, he wrote most of these before that).
I used to enjoy Dan Brown's books, until my brother pointed out a few issues with the way he writes, and the fact it's clear he's massively up his own arse. Now I can't stand them.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:00,
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I read two Dan Brown books, but I wouldn't say I enjoyed them
I just wanted to see what the fuss was about. They were adequately paced thrillers but they were nothing special.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:02,
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I read two of them as well.
They seemed to me to be neither as bad nor as good as people made them out to be. I mean, he's no Jeffrey Archer.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:05,
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This is very true
with the exception of The Lost Symbol. I defy you to get even a quarter of the way through that before chucking the fucking thing out of a window.
Still, a lot further than my record, which is a page and a half of 50 Shades of Grey, before I flung it across the room.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:12,
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Oh jesus fucking chist
10 years. That's depressing.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:12,
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I picked up the first one because I didn't realise it was going to be a novel.
I'd already read all the non-fiction works referenced in the book, so I was quite interested in the story.
Then I read the Angels and Demons one while the actual Papal elections were going on, and I found that aspect quite interesting.
I read the other two because I'm a completist. Still couldn't manage the newest one, though.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:06,
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I downloaded it without Dan Browns permission (didn't steal it though)
but I havne't read it. I'm too bust ploughing through Jack Reacher. It's got to the stage where I'm reading them to completeness sake. I've kind of stopped enjoying them so much, though they are still relatively gripping.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:08,
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through
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:10,
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Oh, I say.
*doffs cap*
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:13,
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CANDLLLLEEEEEEE
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:14,
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10 fucking years, Monty
I'd get less for murder.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:15,
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Go and murder Monty's ex for him then.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:16,
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It's no good now, but I wish I'd done it ten years ago
although that would mean no daugher so probably that's a bit fucked up
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:17,
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You mean you won't even go back in time to help him out?
Some friend you are...
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:25,
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I would
but my rudimentary grasp of time travel would suggest he'd still have no daughter if I did that.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:33,
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Soon geriatric posters like you and I will be taken around the back of the barn and shot.
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Kroney, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:18,
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true dat.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:19,
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and turned into burgers
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:21,
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CANDLLLAAAAAAAAAAA
CANDLLAHAHAHAHA
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:15,
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It's all going a bit Wizbit.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:18,
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ha ha
this-a-way
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:24,
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my oh my.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:33,
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Yeah I read Holy Blood and Holy Grail and all them shits in the 80s
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:09,
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I didn't find them till the late 90s
but once I did, I was hooked.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:10,
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God me too!!!!!
Have you read this one?
www.amazon.co.uk/Novice-First-Dan-Interpretation-Association/dp/0720711037/ref=ntt_at_ep_dpt_2It's easily his best. Unputdownable.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:09,
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No? Not even Jeff?
Gutted.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:10,
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I only read things with food in them
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:03,
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What, like Goodfellas pizza boxes?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:06,
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Clive Cussler's back catalogue.
That one they made into a film? Sahara. Wow. Just...wow.
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Kroney, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:06,
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Oh YOU
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:10,
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What?
They shot down a helicopter using a two hundred and fifty year old cannon!
This is despite EVERYONE knowing that cannon lasted only a few years before contemporaries would declare them unfit for service due to increasing risk of barrel splits. How lucky was that???!!
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Kroney, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:13,
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Very, very lucky!!!
Indeed!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:13,
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Turns out all the king's horses and all the king's men could put it together again.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:15,
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To be fair, there's not a lot of helicopters
that wouldn't get shot down if they got hit by a ballistic twelve pound iron ball.
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Kroney, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:16,
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Two authors I (so far) can read pretty much anything by are George Orwell and John Steinbeck.
Orwell can even tell me how he makes a cup of tea and I like it.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:18,
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So you love Bo Duke.
I'll bet you like Luke and Uncle Jessie as well you bender.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:31,
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Katy Perry'szzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:42,
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1) Of course I did it on purpose.
2) More importantly. Three years, not two. (well, three years if I don't go all Gazza between now and 14 February).
OK, as you were, sorry for the interuption.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:29,
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I knew what you meant.
and I guess it was two years the last time you mentioned it.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:40,
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Weaveworld by Clive Barker
springs to mind.....there are hundreds of novels I have read and enjoyed and I am terrible at throwing them away.
Robert Rankin always good for an evening read....
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Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:32,
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I prefer his sister 'Uptown Top' personally.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 13:41,
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took me a minute....
but have a click....
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Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 15:21,
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