Alt: Are you qualified to teach a child how to read?
Altalt: I don't ever brush my hair and it only gets cut once or twice a year. I can trim my own beard. I can't think of any other grooming I might need.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:44, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

it's not really like that
the teacher is supposed to teach them (only this year's is CRAP, none of them can read "the"). we sit with them and listen to them read or we read to them or we just draw pics with them. the idea is that they get some adult interaction. mine fucking loves me, primarily because i bribe her with stickers and sparkly pens from paperchase every week.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:45, Reply)

My daughter would wee herself with happiness were that to happen

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:47, Reply)

+ I am fat enough to be used as a bouncy castle

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:48, Reply)

But you've read up on synthetic phonics, graphemes and split-vowel digraphs, etc?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:48, Reply)

of course
and having seen my ma teach 4-6 year olds to read, plus being excellent at drawing things like princesses in big pink dresses and doe-eyed puppies, i can safely ignore that kind of shit.

it was harder the year they gave me a boy. my drawings of football pitches were not so good.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:51, Reply)

I think I had all of them in a salad once

( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:52, Reply)