Today is mostly being spent curled up in a ball in agony, which is fun.
Tomorrow I'm going to have to do all the jobs I was planning on doing today, then Sunday is a big Sunday lunch round the brother-in law's.

It's all go round here, I tell you.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:12, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Have your tits got stuck in a door again?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:16, Reply)

Yes.
That's EXACTLY what happened.

Cunt.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:21, Reply)

You got your cunt stuck in a door?
Fucking hell, that's impressive.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:21, Reply)

Your cunt a door a door your cunt
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:27, Reply)

ACTUAL agony right here.
Your mocking hurts, people.

If I wasn't old and crippled, I'd come right round there and fuck your shit up, yo.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:32, Reply)

Awww
wassup?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:33, Reply)

My insides are revolting.
And not in the same way that my outsides are.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:34, Reply)

ouch

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:34, Reply)

I'm sure someone on here will gladly massage your insides

( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:45, Reply)

Not once they've seen my outsides : (

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:47, Reply)

all women are pink on the inside

( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:48, Reply)

Release the pandertron

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:34, Reply)