Why are you lot not dead of rabies yet?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 9:29, 27 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Well rabies is a disease that's not often found in the British Isles
Our little islands are listed as 'rabies free'. Bearing in mind that this website is predominently visited by people from the British Isles, that's probably why.
I'm beginning to think you're not a real doctor.
( Theoban What of it, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 9:46, Reply)

God.
Can't you just stick your cock in a bat or something? God.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 10:01, Reply)

There's no bats in Ireland

( Theoban What of it, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 10:01, Reply)

God.
Can't you just not eat any potatoes until you die or something? You're just so unfair. God.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 10:03, Reply)

No worries doc
I'll hop on the potato train until deathsville, love you, xx
( Theoban What of it, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 10:37, Reply)

Because every time I fuck your mum she gives me a vaccination

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 9:51, Reply)

Do you REALLY fuck dogs?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 9:52, Reply)

A dogs bum looks exactly like a haitian prostitute's vagina

( Theoban What of it, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 9:54, Reply)

Puckered, brown, hairy and just below a tail?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 9:55, Reply)

So tight you can keep your pencils in there

( Theoban What of it, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 9:56, Reply)

Not REALLY.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 10:12, Reply)

He does. I've seen him.
Sickening depravity. I had a throbbing lob on for days afterwards.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 10:14, Reply)

At least it stopped you from rolling out of bed

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 9 Feb 2013, 10:16, Reply)

because this hangover is going to get me first

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 10:02, Reply)

Girlies out drinking in a group is not a good idea
Especially when they're drinking bottles and bottles of wine. You have my sympathy.
I would recommend a big fry-up and several mugs of builders style tea, but you're far too dainty for that.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 10:06, Reply)

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 10:12, Reply)

Morning.
Still coming down on the 23rd? If so, what time do you think you'll be getting in.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 10:14, Reply)

I think so. Not sure about arrival time, will be driving & possibly giving Monty a lift, not sure what time he can get to mine to set off.
I'll text you when everything is confirmed.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 10:15, Reply)

No problem.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 10:17, Reply)

Maybe I AM dead of rabies.
Maybe my Earth-bound spirit is posting here from beyond a very wide grave.

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 9 Feb 2013, 10:15, Reply)

You're up early.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 10:17, Reply)

Bender

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 9 Feb 2013, 10:19, Reply)

Cripple

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 10:19, Reply)

Ow

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 9 Feb 2013, 10:23, Reply)

It's not froth in my mouth, I've been snowballing.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 10:21, Reply)

I love advocaat.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 11:54, Reply)

You can always tell whos thinking about a new job when randomly X months into the job, you get recomendations/connections from people in LinkedIn.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 11:31, Reply)