is this another secret Bash for the elite clique?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:28, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

for once no
i volunteer for a charity that helps elderly people. i hosted a tea party for some people. i catered for 2 rugby teams. i think they were a bit bewildered. then kroney threatened to come round and eat it all. but i decided the gannets in my office could have it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:29, Reply)

Oh i assumed monty as over fr tea

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:29, Reply)

no, he fell asleep in front of kindergarten cop, remember?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:33, Reply)

And here I am eating Monster Munch like some sort of fucking mug.
Life is so unfair.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:31, Reply)

at least you've found crisps that match your face
how's the oiseau?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:33, Reply)

Which one?
BOOM
( Kroney, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:33, Reply)

the one you were so smitten with that you sent me millions of emails gushing about her gushing gash
you know, that one
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:42, Reply)

Monsieur Munch for you, surely?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:42, Reply)

Monsieur Mange

( Kroney, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:46, Reply)

Did you manage to convince any of them that they were actually the nasty old bigots in the wrong?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:34, Reply)

no because
they were all 80+ and they ain't changing now.

if it had been my own grandma i would have done, but it would have taken either a ouija board or a shovel to get her there.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:42, Reply)

Not first time you've 'catered for' two rugby teams.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:37, Reply)

:(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:42, Reply)

I bet that's what your vagina looked like afterwards too.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:50, Reply)