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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm watching Juan of the DeadIt's pretty funny
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:21,
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This is fucking coolwebdesign.maratz.com/lab/responsivetypography/realtime/
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:21,
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The word you are seeking is supper, not dinner. Pleb.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:24,
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yeah, dictionary agrees with me.Supper is a light meal in the evening. It's my main meal, as lunch was light.
So dinner it is.
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it's clearly tea time(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:32,
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dunno yetHalo's pretty good for an online console shooter. PC FPS fans no doubt sneer at the aim assist etc.
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i don't even know what that meansI don't think I really even know what halo is, I've played final fantasy 72 or something but that's it
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:49,
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FPS games on PC use the mouse for aiming, which is much faster and more accurate than a console's pad.So the xbox assists slightly in aiming to make up for the lack of accuracy.
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Totally burglarizing your chutney right now.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:45,
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oh manYou dreadful shit.
You're an Amis man, aren't you? I've read The Rachel Papers (alright but you can tell it's a debut novel, it doesn't always seem too steady on its feet) and Money (very funny and very impressive narrative gymnastics), so which one of his should I read next? He's a frightfully good writer.
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The Information.It'll prolly annoy the fuck out of you. I chucked my first copy in a fire.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:01,
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you should read AtomisedBy Michel Houellebecq. It's right up your street.
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I said that name out loud hoping it was a Ben dover(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:33,
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sadly notShambles is a pretentious cunt though and would probably read it in the original French. It's rather good, if a touch bleak.
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his dad hated my grandfather with a passion.My mother played with Martin when she was a nipper in Swansea. Not just facts. Name droppy utterly tedious facts.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:04,
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when I was very youngI used to go to play at my friend Daniel's house. His family owned Candacraig House, which is Billy Connolly's house these days.
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wow that's even more dull than my fact(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:23,
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I also have visited friends' houses as a child, though none of them were connected in any way to authors or comedians.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:28,
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I know, I was trying to out-dull you.Did you read that Weatherall interview?
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I might have a look for some jackets later.I can't find anywhere that sells the one I wanted.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:47,
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have some supper, then gaz barryfromeastenders for advice.4EVAINRHARTZ XX
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Just watching a film about the black death on iplayer.So far Ainsley not in it and not dead. Rubbish
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:07,
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it's shit overacting toss.shame.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:09,
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Oh great Sean fucking Bean is in it nowfucking professional northerner twat
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:24,
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See this is what life is like when you don't have any drugs.Dull, isn't it?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:26,
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I made those salmon crisps, they're not bad in the slightest ! The first batch is a bit plain so I'm gonna salt the next one. (
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:29,
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I'm shopping for jackets and 'smoking' my electronic tab.I might make a cuppa shortly.
Most exciting evening EVA.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:39,
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not reallyTen a day, but I'd been smoking since I was about 12 or 13, and smoked weed regularly from about 13 to 28 or so. It gives me the fear these days, I only smoke it when I'm coming down.
And I just stopped dead. No patches, no gum. Once you're past two weeks it's not so bad. I still get cravings now and again, and I still like the smell of fresh smoke. Stale smoke is well ming though.
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thanksIt's no big deal though, everybody stops smoking eventually.
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My grandad managed to give up at the age of 81.By dying.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:28,
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SEE THEM SMOKERS ALWAYS DIE YOUNG(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:30,
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We'd always thought he was two years olderTurned out he'd run away from home and lied about his age to join the army - we only discovered that after he'd died.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:32,
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WHAT A CUNTI like him already
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:34,
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Nobody ever seemed to wonder in the family why he had no relations or backgroundI don't suppose you wondered about those things then.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:39,
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Half PintLOLZ(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:36,
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*Translates*'I've got a new shirt, I need somewhere to wear it'
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:38,
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New leather chaps*MOAR LIKE*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:40,
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I don't wish to inspect your trousers.This is NOT a pretence for luring me to the pub.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:41,
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*singing cockles and muscles alive-alive-o*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:42,
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I have no wish to further participateIn discussions regarding crustaceans within an individuals pantaloon area.
It's a step too far for me.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:45,
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Bit crabby aint you?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:46,
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why would I want you to inspect my trousers?Text me next time you're available, yeah?
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You and TD on your way to the pub
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:46,
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Suits you sir(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:46,
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Does he?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:48,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1fMf8CB7jE
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:52,
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Ommmmmmpppphhhhh suits you sir(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:49,
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Both of those gentlemen have full, colourful heads of hairI have a full head of grey hair. Full, though...
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:57,
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SHOW OFF(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:58,
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You on the thinning side there, Mr Hare?(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:08,
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Nahh I have a full set of hairBut svelte at the same time
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:27,
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If you like a lot of chocalate(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:23,
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This is well interesting.My favourites are the rock hoppers, they fuck off to eat Argie fish and then go and lord it up on the Falklands.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:23,
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The navy seals of the natural world(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:24,
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wait, I've just seen an ad for Andrex about folding or scrunching. Are they honestly running an ad campaign about how I wipe my bum?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:31,
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We really don’t want to hear about your manipulative origami scrotum(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:33,
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Manipulative Origami Scrotum, eh?I didn't like their third album.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:36,
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It's sucked*BOIKES*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:37,
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HI plummy baby missed me?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:39,
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my scrotum is fine now. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:44,
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Smooth as a bartly fantasy(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:45,
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Nope you're a BENDER(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:35,
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Try and make yourself available. Few drinks in Bristol.
Gaz I for details (not that there are any solid places/times in order yet).
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:55,
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