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Minge cakes.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:04,
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I'm watching Juan of the Dead
It's pretty funny
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:21,
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This is fucking cool
webdesign.maratz.com/lab/responsivetypography/realtime/
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:21,
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I'm playing Halo 4 and waiting for dinner to cook.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:22,
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The word you are seeking is supper, not dinner.
Pleb.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:24,
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no, supper is a snack one has in the late evening.
Snob.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:29,
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yeah, dictionary agrees with me.
Supper is a light meal in the evening. It's my main meal, as lunch was light.
So dinner it is.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:30,
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it's clearly tea time
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:32,
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Battered's gonna call you a pleb.
Possibly a prole.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:14,
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what are you having
I've never played halo
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:28,
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dunno yet
Halo's pretty good for an online console shooter. PC FPS fans no doubt sneer at the aim assist etc.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:39,
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i don't even know what that means
I don't think I really even know what halo is, I've played final fantasy 72 or something but that's it
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:49,
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FPS games on PC use the mouse for aiming, which is much faster and more accurate than a console's pad.
So the xbox assists slightly in aiming to make up for the lack of accuracy.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:52,
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Totally burglarizing your chutney right now.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:45,
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oh man
You dreadful shit.
You're an Amis man, aren't you? I've read The Rachel Papers (alright but you can tell it's a debut novel, it doesn't always seem too steady on its feet) and Money (very funny and very impressive narrative gymnastics), so which one of his should I read next? He's a frightfully good writer.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:50,
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The Information.
It'll prolly annoy the fuck out of you. I chucked my first copy in a fire.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:01,
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you should read Atomised
By Michel Houellebecq. It's right up your street.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:09,
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I said that name out loud hoping it was a Ben dover
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:33,
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sadly not
Shambles is a pretentious cunt though and would probably read it in the original French. It's rather good, if a touch bleak.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:36,
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his dad hated my grandfather with a passion.
My mother played with Martin when she was a nipper in Swansea. Not just facts. Name droppy utterly tedious facts.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:04,
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when I was very young
I used to go to play at my friend Daniel's house. His family owned Candacraig House, which is Billy Connolly's house these days.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:17,
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wow that's even more dull than my fact
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:23,
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I also have visited friends' houses as a child, though none of them were connected in any way to authors or comedians.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:28,
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CSB
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:29,
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I know, I was trying to out-dull you.
Did you read that Weatherall interview?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:28,
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I might have a look for some jackets later.
I can't find anywhere that sells the one I wanted.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:47,
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have some supper, then gaz barryfromeastenders for advice.
4EVAINRHARTZ XX
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:51,
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4EVAATHIEVINGLITTLECUNT
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:52,
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chill out and have some supper xx
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:53,
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Just watching a film about the black death on iplayer.
So far Ainsley not in it and not dead. Rubbish
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:07,
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/edgy
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:08,
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it's shit overacting toss.shame.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:09,
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Oh great Sean fucking Bean is in it now
fucking professional northerner twat
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:24,
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See this is what life is like when you don't have any drugs.
Dull, isn't it?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:26,
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*cries*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:51,
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You haven't run out have you?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:56,
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Sean Bean.
SEAN BEAN!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:36,
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I made those salmon crisps, they're not bad in the slightest ! The first batch is a bit plain so I'm gonna salt the next one.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:29,
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I'm shopping for jackets and 'smoking' my electronic tab.
I might make a cuppa shortly.
Most exciting evening EVA.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:39,
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I haven't smoked in a year
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:13,
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Were you a heavy smoker before?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:14,
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not really
Ten a day, but I'd been smoking since I was about 12 or 13, and smoked weed regularly from about 13 to 28 or so. It gives me the fear these days, I only smoke it when I'm coming down.
And I just stopped dead. No patches, no gum. Once you're past two weeks it's not so bad. I still get cravings now and again, and I still like the smell of fresh smoke. Stale smoke is well ming though.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:16,
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Well done for giving up.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:18,
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thanks
It's no big deal though, everybody stops smoking eventually.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:23,
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My grandad managed to give up at the age of 81.
By dying.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:28,
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SEE THEM SMOKERS ALWAYS DIE YOUNG
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:30,
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We'd always thought he was two years older
Turned out he'd run away from home and lied about his age to join the army - we only discovered that after he'd died.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:32,
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WHAT A CUNT
I like him already
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:34,
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Nobody ever seemed to wonder in the family why he had no relations or background
I don't suppose you wondered about those things then.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:39,
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that was the joke, yes.
When are we having that pint?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:35,
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Half PintLOLZ
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:36,
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*Translates*
'I've got a new shirt, I need somewhere to wear it'
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:38,
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new trousers.
Not new shirt.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:39,
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New leather chaps
*MOAR LIKE*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:40,
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I don't wish to inspect your trousers.
This is NOT a pretence for luring me to the pub.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:41,
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*singing cockles and muscles alive-alive-o*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:42,
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I have no wish to further participate
In discussions regarding crustaceans within an individuals pantaloon area.
It's a step too far for me.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:45,
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Bit crabby aint you?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:46,
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why would I want you to inspect my trousers?
Text me next time you're available, yeah?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:43,
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You and TD on your way to the pub

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:46,
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Suits you sir
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:46,
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ooh!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:47,
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Does Sir like it?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:47,
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Does he?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:48,
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do you sir? do you?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:48,
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Do you WANT it?
Oooh, suit you.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:49,
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were you out with a lady sir? were you?
And did she want it sir?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:50,
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Ommmmmmpppphhhhh suits you sir
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:49,
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Both of those gentlemen have full, colourful heads of hair
I have a full head of grey hair. Full, though...
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:57,
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SHOW OFF
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:58,
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You on the thinning side there, Mr Hare?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:08,
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Nahh I have a full set of hair
But svelte at the same time
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:27,
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terrible bullying of Midge Ure here
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:59,
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Penguins!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:13,
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Jacobs Club!
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:21,
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If you like a lot of chocalate
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:23,
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This is well interesting.
My favourites are the rock hoppers, they fuck off to eat Argie fish and then go and lord it up on the Falklands.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:23,
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The navy seals of the natural world
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:24,
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wait, I've just seen an ad for Andrex about folding or scrunching.
Are they honestly running an ad campaign about how I wipe my bum?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:31,
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We really don’t want to hear about your manipulative origami scrotum
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:33,
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Manipulative Origami Scrotum, eh?
I didn't like their third album.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:36,
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It's sucked
*BOIKES*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:37,
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I liked them when their first album came out.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:38,
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HI plummy baby missed me?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:39,
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my scrotum is fine now.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:44,
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Smooth as a bartly fantasy
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:45,
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I'm a folder.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:34,
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Nope you're a BENDER
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:35,
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JIZZ BISCUITS
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:39,
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Bob!
You in Brizz on the 23rd?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:42,
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DUNNO?
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:53,
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Try and make yourself available.
Few drinks in Bristol.
Gaz I for details (not that there are any solid places/times in order yet).
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:55,
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OK PAL
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 23:05,
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Do it!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 23:09,
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