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Minge cakes.

(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:04, 94 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I'm watching Juan of the Dead
It's pretty funny
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:21, Reply)
This is fucking cool
webdesign.maratz.com/lab/responsivetypography/realtime/
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:21, Reply)
I'm playing Halo 4 and waiting for dinner to cook.

(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:22, Reply)
The word you are seeking is supper, not dinner.
Pleb.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:24, Reply)
no, supper is a snack one has in the late evening.
Snob.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:29, Reply)
yeah, dictionary agrees with me.
Supper is a light meal in the evening. It's my main meal, as lunch was light.

So dinner it is.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:30, Reply)
it's clearly tea time

(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:32, Reply)
Battered's gonna call you a pleb.
Possibly a prole.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:14, Reply)
what are you having
I've never played halo
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:28, Reply)
dunno yet
Halo's pretty good for an online console shooter. PC FPS fans no doubt sneer at the aim assist etc.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:39, Reply)
i don't even know what that means
I don't think I really even know what halo is, I've played final fantasy 72 or something but that's it
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:49, Reply)
FPS games on PC use the mouse for aiming, which is much faster and more accurate than a console's pad.
So the xbox assists slightly in aiming to make up for the lack of accuracy.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:52, Reply)
Totally burglarizing your chutney right now.

(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:45, Reply)
oh man
You dreadful shit.

You're an Amis man, aren't you? I've read The Rachel Papers (alright but you can tell it's a debut novel, it doesn't always seem too steady on its feet) and Money (very funny and very impressive narrative gymnastics), so which one of his should I read next? He's a frightfully good writer.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:50, Reply)
The Information.
It'll prolly annoy the fuck out of you. I chucked my first copy in a fire.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:01, Reply)
you should read Atomised
By Michel Houellebecq. It's right up your street.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:09, Reply)
I said that name out loud hoping it was a Ben dover

(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:33, Reply)
sadly not
Shambles is a pretentious cunt though and would probably read it in the original French. It's rather good, if a touch bleak.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:36, Reply)
his dad hated my grandfather with a passion.
My mother played with Martin when she was a nipper in Swansea. Not just facts. Name droppy utterly tedious facts.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:04, Reply)
when I was very young
I used to go to play at my friend Daniel's house. His family owned Candacraig House, which is Billy Connolly's house these days.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:17, Reply)
wow that's even more dull than my fact

(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:23, Reply)
I also have visited friends' houses as a child, though none of them were connected in any way to authors or comedians.

(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:28, Reply)
CSB

(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:29, Reply)
I know, I was trying to out-dull you.
Did you read that Weatherall interview?
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:28, Reply)
I might have a look for some jackets later.
I can't find anywhere that sells the one I wanted.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:47, Reply)
have some supper, then gaz barryfromeastenders for advice.
4EVAINRHARTZ XX
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:51, Reply)
4EVAATHIEVINGLITTLECUNT

(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:52, Reply)
chill out and have some supper xx

(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 19:53, Reply)
Just watching a film about the black death on iplayer.
So far Ainsley not in it and not dead. Rubbish
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:07, Reply)
/edgy

(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:08, Reply)
it's shit overacting toss.shame.

(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:09, Reply)
Oh great Sean fucking Bean is in it now
fucking professional northerner twat
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:24, Reply)
See this is what life is like when you don't have any drugs.
Dull, isn't it?
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:26, Reply)
*cries*

(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:51, Reply)
You haven't run out have you?

(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:56, Reply)
Sean Bean.
SEAN BEAN!
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:36, Reply)
I made those salmon crisps, they're not bad in the slightest ! The first batch is a bit plain so I'm gonna salt the next one.

(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:29, Reply)
I'm shopping for jackets and 'smoking' my electronic tab.
I might make a cuppa shortly.

Most exciting evening EVA.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 20:39, Reply)
I haven't smoked in a year

(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:13, Reply)
Were you a heavy smoker before?

(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:14, Reply)
not really
Ten a day, but I'd been smoking since I was about 12 or 13, and smoked weed regularly from about 13 to 28 or so. It gives me the fear these days, I only smoke it when I'm coming down.

And I just stopped dead. No patches, no gum. Once you're past two weeks it's not so bad. I still get cravings now and again, and I still like the smell of fresh smoke. Stale smoke is well ming though.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:16, Reply)
Well done for giving up.

(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:18, Reply)
thanks
It's no big deal though, everybody stops smoking eventually.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:23, Reply)
My grandad managed to give up at the age of 81.
By dying.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:28, Reply)
SEE THEM SMOKERS ALWAYS DIE YOUNG

(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:30, Reply)
We'd always thought he was two years older
Turned out he'd run away from home and lied about his age to join the army - we only discovered that after he'd died.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:32, Reply)
WHAT A CUNT
I like him already
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:34, Reply)
Nobody ever seemed to wonder in the family why he had no relations or background
I don't suppose you wondered about those things then.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:39, Reply)
that was the joke, yes.
When are we having that pint?
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:35, Reply)
Half PintLOLZ

(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:36, Reply)
*Translates*
'I've got a new shirt, I need somewhere to wear it'
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:38, Reply)
new trousers.
Not new shirt.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:39, Reply)
New leather chaps
*MOAR LIKE*
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:40, Reply)
I don't wish to inspect your trousers.
This is NOT a pretence for luring me to the pub.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:41, Reply)
*singing cockles and muscles alive-alive-o*

(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:42, Reply)
I have no wish to further participate
In discussions regarding crustaceans within an individuals pantaloon area.

It's a step too far for me.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:45, Reply)
Bit crabby aint you?

(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:46, Reply)
why would I want you to inspect my trousers?
Text me next time you're available, yeah?
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:43, Reply)
You and TD on your way to the pub

(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:46, Reply)
Suits you sir

(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:46, Reply)
ooh!

(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:47, Reply)
Does Sir like it?

(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:47, Reply)
Does he?

(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:48, Reply)
do you sir? do you?

(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:48, Reply)
Do you WANT it?
Oooh, suit you.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:49, Reply)
were you out with a lady sir? were you?
And did she want it sir?
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:50, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1fMf8CB7jE
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:52, Reply)
Ommmmmmpppphhhhh suits you sir

(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:49, Reply)
Both of those gentlemen have full, colourful heads of hair
I have a full head of grey hair. Full, though...
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:57, Reply)
SHOW OFF

(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:58, Reply)
You on the thinning side there, Mr Hare?

(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:08, Reply)
Nahh I have a full set of hair
But svelte at the same time
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:27, Reply)
terrible bullying of Midge Ure here

(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:59, Reply)
Penguins!

(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:13, Reply)
Jacobs Club!

(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:21, Reply)
If you like a lot of chocalate

(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:23, Reply)
This is well interesting.
My favourites are the rock hoppers, they fuck off to eat Argie fish and then go and lord it up on the Falklands.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:23, Reply)
The navy seals of the natural world

(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:24, Reply)
wait, I've just seen an ad for Andrex about folding or scrunching.
Are they honestly running an ad campaign about how I wipe my bum?
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:31, Reply)
We really don’t want to hear about your manipulative origami scrotum

(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:33, Reply)
Manipulative Origami Scrotum, eh?
I didn't like their third album.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:36, Reply)
It's sucked
*BOIKES*
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:37, Reply)
I liked them when their first album came out.

(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:38, Reply)
HI plummy baby missed me?

(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:39, Reply)
my scrotum is fine now.

(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:44, Reply)
Smooth as a bartly fantasy

(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:45, Reply)
I'm a folder.

(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:34, Reply)
Nope you're a BENDER

(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 21:35, Reply)

JIZZ BISCUITS
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:39, Reply)
Bob!
You in Brizz on the 23rd?
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:42, Reply)

DUNNO?
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:53, Reply)
Try and make yourself available.
Few drinks in Bristol.

Gaz I for details (not that there are any solid places/times in order yet).
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:55, Reply)

OK PAL
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 23:05, Reply)
Do it!

(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 23:09, Reply)

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