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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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the last time will come to me, i'm surethe first time i remember hearing that expression was when i was a letting agent. i was allowed to take a mother and her little girl out in the boss' beautiful soft-top jag because all the other cars were out. as we got in, the little girl piped up:
"ooh, it's the same as daddy's car!"
"no darling," said the ghastly mother. "daddy's is a DB7. this is just a jaguar."
here love, there's one or two fries at the bottom of the box that didn't get caught in that golden shower.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 10:29,
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This is hardly chip pissing is it?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 10:30,
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it totally wasi was so proud of myself in that car. then it was all ruined.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 10:31,
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You were a letting agent, you should never have been proud of yourselfsoz
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 10:41,
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Yeah but everyone hated you, sorry to be the bearerbut letting agents are vampires, they do fuck all and charge a fuck load to do it.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 10:56,
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ack ack ackthis is so untrue! i worked my arse off. particularly chasing rent from scousers who simply feel that they don't have to pay rent, for some magical reason.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:08,
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Pffft.Pawned.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 10:31,
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Perceptive childiirc the two cars had the same designer and shared a lot of (mostly Ford) bits.
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she was about 5i think it was as complex as: no roof and shiny.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 10:37,
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