( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:53, 78 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Here, Battered, you're a food snob.
What's a fish slice? As in a utensil, not a slice of mackerel.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:54, Reply)

It's like a slotted spatula
www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&site=imghp&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1280&bih=827&q=fish+slic%5D&oq=fish+slic%5D&gs_l=img.3..0l5j0i24l5.1328.2781.0.2781.10.9.0.0.0.0.188.1125.0j8.8.0...0.0...1ac.1.2.img.qXQSNCsHoBw
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:55, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fish_slice_(kitchen_utensil)
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:55, Reply)

Why didn't she just say "spatula", then? Dozy cow.
I'm doing pancakes tonight. You don't need a spatula for pancakes. Especially one that smells of trout.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:58, Reply)

ditch da bitch yo
she's fuckin witcha head, man
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:05, Reply)

OK, good.
And what's a witcha head?
( Kroney, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:06, Reply)

It's like a fish slice.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:09, Reply)

I'm doing my famous* blueberry drop-scones tonight
*by famous I mean enjoyed by my family
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:06, Reply)

it's waht he uses to eat a Fillet O'Fish

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:58, Reply)

HOLD THE FRONT FUCKING PAGE
There's HILARIOUS INTERNET BULLYING GOING ON
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:54, Reply)

I bet she's on the phone right now about to sue him....
Ring Ring...... Ring Ring...."Hello Ginjury lawyers for you"
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:59, Reply)

FACTS
on the internet
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:55, Reply)

Oh great.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:56, Reply)

I just logged out to see where that was in the last thread.
Monty: I'm too poor to buy my dad what I want to get him for his birthday. #obviously down about this#
Swipe: OH I GOT MY DAD SOMETHING MASSIVE AND EXPENSIVE

and people wonder why I have her on ignore.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:58, Reply)

Well no, you have her on ignore because you had a falling out, both think each other are in the wrong
and keep having tedious arguments about it in public, which whole situation in no way paints you both in a piss-poor light.

This particular thing is just incidental.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:00, Reply)

^ correct on the Internet ^

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:00, Reply)

*nods sagely*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:00, Reply)

i do enjoy his new name
a perma-reference to his "girlfriend". very sweet.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:03, Reply)

This is the trouble with you gingers.
You're so hot-headed.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:08, Reply)

well, i could go to the mods
whining and crying that i just want him to be banned from commenting about me or on my threads wah wah wah - but then go and employ 2.0 to do EXACTLY the same thing myself behind his back?

that would be super-cool.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:13, Reply)

no, wait
the other one

hypocritical and pathetic
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:14, Reply)

Can I join this thread?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:57, Reply)

i wouldn't bother if I was you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 11:59, Reply)

To late I already did
Cries
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:00, Reply)

you photoshopping rogue, you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:04, Reply)

Powerpoint.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:04, Reply)

Cool question bro.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:06, Reply)

Thanks!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:07, Reply)

Is anyone else having the sort of day
that makes you wonder how much playing in traffic hurts, really.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:09, Reply)

No.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:10, Reply)

hello.
I'm having a real shitty one.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:10, Reply)

Let's be friends, just for today
or we could just sit around moping and cutting ourselves and listening to My Chemical Romance
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:13, Reply)

I'm sending you Internet snugglewuggles.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:20, Reply)

Awww :-)
Cheers
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:32, Reply)

Romance

Toilet
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:22, Reply)

Spot on
They are gash
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:32, Reply)

You and me both bruv
Without wishing to appear melodramatic every day is a massive struggle for me at the moment.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:21, Reply)

I can imagine mate, I'm just being miserable, but there is nothing serious going down really.
I guess you just have to remember that all this shit at the moment is for your daughter, and she is the most important so you have to struggle on for you and her.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:25, Reply)

Yup, but being told it could realistically be months before I see her is doing my lid in.
God knows what poison is being put in her ears about me. in the meantime.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:30, Reply)

From what I gather, she's not a stupid child.
She knows you love her.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:31, Reply)

She does.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:35, Reply)

My day is, at worst, mildly irritating.

( Kroney, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:13, Reply)

Yes

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:15, Reply)

Yes.
And I think you gave me norovirus, I don't know how.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:17, Reply)

I was yesterday, if that helps
Today hasn't really done too much yet to annoy me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:19, Reply)

* tries harder *

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:22, Reply)

She's not ginger.
I'm ginger, and offended by this.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:10, Reply)

I thought all you Rangas stuck together.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:10, Reply)

BUT SHE'S NOT ONE OF US.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:11, Reply)

Weird. A ginger snob. I didn't even think they existed.
Still, I suppose even the lowest of the lower orders need people to look down on. So what is she to you, then. Some sort of lipstick ginger? Soz, but all you rangas look the same to me.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:12, Reply)

look, it's a colour thing alright.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:20, Reply)

Back of the bus for you

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:24, Reply)

hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:25, Reply)

Oi!
The politically correct term is "Tampon"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:14, Reply)

hmmm
i don't know whether to be pleased or offended by this disclaimer
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:15, Reply)

is ginger what you were going for?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:21, Reply)

not even a little bit
it's dark brown, always has been, always will be. the flash on the camera has started a most unfortunate rumour.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:22, Reply)

Blaming the camera is the most pathetic excuse I've heard since 1986.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:24, Reply)

IT WAS THE HAND OF GOD!!!!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:26, Reply)

then don't be offended.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:26, Reply)

i am offended that you don't want me in your club :(
a ginger club, for ginger people
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:27, Reply)

but you don't want to be ginger.
It's like a jew being upset that he can't be a Nazi. Kind of.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:30, Reply)

Ah, but you are beautiful, Winders.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:17, Reply)

He has the burnished bronze locks of a prize-winning cocker spaniel.

( Kroney, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:18, Reply)

cavalier king Charles spaniel is what I style myself on.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:19, Reply)

he's dreamy.
Tangles is no slouch either. He has soulful and beseeching eyes.

Chicks dig him.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:22, Reply)

That was nearly as funny as this:
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1860277
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:23, Reply)

Nearly.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:24, Reply)

Shut up saggy.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:24, Reply)