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I got kicked out

(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:29, 12 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
:o((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:29, Reply)
I really hope she threw the oven glove out after you.

(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:29, Reply)
She'd have had to buy a new one if she had done that

(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:30, Reply)
Go on then, tell the board what you did and we'll all pretend to be on your side xoxox

(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:31, Reply)
I fucked her mum and sister in a threeway

(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:31, Reply)
For great justice?

(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:32, Reply)
They were dealing drugs

(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:32, Reply)
As long as the police aren't involved.

(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:33, Reply)
They have no interest in pursuing such things.

(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:34, Reply)
That is well known.

(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:35, Reply)
Did you get that thing when you realised that you don't have enough hands and you didn't want any of the tits to get self esteem issues?

(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 13:01, Reply)
Shit. Sorry to hear that.

(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:30, Reply)
Sorry, mate.

(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:31, Reply)
I thought it was going better?

(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:32, Reply)
It was. I'm sure we will sort it out and my mothers spare room is very comfortable
and I'm going over to spend time with the spawn everyday.
(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:33, Reply)
ah man, for srs I hope you work it out

(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:34, Reply)
Do you want relationship advice from us?

(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:35, Reply)
I'd rather get relationship advice from mumsnet than from you sorry bunch of autisms

(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:36, Reply)
please delete this post and ask for serious advice.
I can't wait to see the answers.
(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:37, Reply)
Thanks mister
First laugh all day!
(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:38, Reply)
quit your moaning and hook a brother up, yo

(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:33, Reply)
I've been kicked out for over a week quins and I haven't moaned once
I just thought it might surprise people to know
(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:34, Reply)
I'll be honest, I was sad for you when I read your post
But then I was happy cos I thought you could hook me up with your ex, don't keep all the cray-cray to yourself
(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:35, Reply)
Sure thang, brutha

(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:37, Reply)
Well, if you're providing that kind of service
can I have a hookup with your sister's husband's cousin?
(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:40, Reply)
My sisters husbands cousins are Jocks

(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:41, Reply)
I thought your sister's husband's cousin was a specific jock?
One that I would quite gladly break.
(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:42, Reply)
Ah yes!
You are thinking of my sisters, husbands, fathers, cousin
(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:43, Reply)
When can I expect him?
I'll make sure mr b3th is out.
(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:46, Reply)
Saturday afternoon
wear green wellys and nothing else
(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:48, Reply)
Queen Marlena is a bitch

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_Marlena
(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:33, Reply)
He-Man and She-Ra's mum was not a bitch!

(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:35, Reply)
Fucking well out of order mate.

(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:36, Reply)
THEY WERE RELATED?!?!
Oh shit, I did some things with my action figures that would have even made Emvee sick :(
(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:37, Reply)
Yup, HeMan was fucking Glimmer

(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:38, Reply)
Well, that's just mean.

(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:36, Reply)
did you poo on the couch?

(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:38, Reply)
I'm still paying for those SOFAS
fucking couch, in my lounge don't you know
(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:40, Reply)
Come to Bristol for drinks and we can mock you/sympathise in person.

(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:43, Reply)
Might be in bristol in April for a training course
PRINCE2, exciting huh
(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:53, Reply)
PRINCE2 is so. fucking. dull.

(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:54, Reply)
Don't tell me that,
I have a vision of dancing ladies and dwarfs with plates of MASSIVE DRUGS
(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:57, Reply)
so are you.

(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:58, Reply)
It's no Agile.

(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:58, Reply)
Never used that.

(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:59, Reply)

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