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I got kicked out
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Peej, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:29,
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latest was 12 years ago)
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:29,
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I really hope she threw the oven glove out after you.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:29,
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She'd have had to buy a new one if she had done that
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Peej, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:30,
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Go on then, tell the board what you did and we'll all pretend to be on your side xoxox
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PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:31,
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I fucked her mum and sister in a threeway
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Peej, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:31,
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For great justice?
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PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:32,
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They were dealing drugs
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Peej, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:32,
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As long as the police aren't involved.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:33,
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They have no interest in pursuing such things.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:34,
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That is well known.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:35,
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Did you get that thing when you realised that you don't have enough hands and you didn't want any of the tits to get self esteem issues?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 13:01,
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Shit. Sorry to hear that.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:30,
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Sorry, mate.
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Kroney, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:31,
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I thought it was going better?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:32,
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It was. I'm sure we will sort it out and my mothers spare room is very comfortable
and I'm going over to spend time with the spawn everyday.
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Peej, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:33,
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ah man, for srs I hope you work it out
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:34,
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Do you want relationship advice from us?
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PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:35,
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I'd rather get relationship advice from mumsnet than from you sorry bunch of autisms
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Peej, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:36,
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please delete this post and ask for serious advice.
I can't wait to see the answers.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:37,
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Thanks mister
First laugh all day!
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Peej, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:38,
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quit your moaning and hook a brother up, yo
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quintsy, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:33,
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I've been kicked out for over a week quins and I haven't moaned once
I just thought it might surprise people to know
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Peej, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:34,
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I'll be honest, I was sad for you when I read your post
But then I was happy cos I thought you could hook me up with your ex, don't keep all the cray-cray to yourself
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quintsy, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:35,
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Sure thang, brutha
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Peej, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:37,
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Well, if you're providing that kind of service
can I have a hookup with your sister's husband's cousin?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:40,
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My sisters husbands cousins are Jocks
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Peej, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:41,
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I thought your sister's husband's cousin was a specific jock?
One that I would quite gladly break.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:42,
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Ah yes!
You are thinking of my sisters, husbands, fathers, cousin
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Peej, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:43,
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When can I expect him?
I'll make sure mr b3th is out.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:46,
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Saturday afternoon
wear green wellys and nothing else
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Peej, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:48,
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Queen Marlena is a bitch
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_Marlena
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:33,
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He-Man and She-Ra's mum was not a bitch!
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Peej, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:35,
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Fucking well out of order mate.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:36,
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THEY WERE RELATED?!?!
Oh shit, I did some things with my action figures that would have even made Emvee sick :(
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quintsy, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:37,
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Yup, HeMan was fucking Glimmer
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Peej, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:38,
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Well, that's just mean.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:36,
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did you poo on the couch?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:38,
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I'm still paying for those SOFAS
fucking couch, in my lounge don't you know
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Peej, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:40,
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Come to Bristol for drinks and we can mock you/sympathise in person.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:43,
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Might be in bristol in April for a training course
PRINCE2, exciting huh
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Peej, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:53,
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PRINCE2 is so. fucking. dull.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:54,
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Don't tell me that,
I have a vision of dancing ladies and dwarfs with plates of MASSIVE DRUGS
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Peej, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:57,
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so are you.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:58,
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It's no Agile.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:58,
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Never used that.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:59,
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