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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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What an awful thread.FASCINATING FACTS.
Tell the class something fascinating - perhaps something about yourself which people might be surprised to know.
I'll start: I own a David Bowie single EDIT I really do own one
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:26,
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latest was 13 years ago)
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:29,
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Go on then, tell the board what you did and we'll all pretend to be on your side xoxox(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:31, Reply)
They have no interest in pursuing such things.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:34,
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Did you get that thing when you realised that you don't have enough hands and you didn't want any of the tits to get self esteem issues?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 13:01,
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It was. I'm sure we will sort it out and my mothers spare room is very comfortableand I'm going over to spend time with the spawn everyday.
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Peej, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:33,
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I'd rather get relationship advice from mumsnet than from you sorry bunch of autisms(
Peej, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:36,
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please delete this post and ask for serious advice.I can't wait to see the answers.
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I've been kicked out for over a week quins and I haven't moaned onceI just thought it might surprise people to know
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Peej, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:34,
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I'll be honest, I was sad for you when I read your postBut then I was happy cos I thought you could hook me up with your ex, don't keep all the cray-cray to yourself
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Well, if you're providing that kind of servicecan I have a hookup with your sister's husband's cousin?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:40,
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I thought your sister's husband's cousin was a specific jock?One that I would quite gladly break.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:42,
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Ah yes!You are thinking of my sisters, husbands, fathers, cousin
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Peej, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:43,
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When can I expect him?I'll make sure mr b3th is out.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:46,
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Queen Marlena is a bitchen.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_Marlena
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:33,
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Fucking well out of order mate.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:36,
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THEY WERE RELATED?!?!Oh shit, I did some things with my action figures that would have even made Emvee sick :(
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did you poo on the couch? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:38,
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I'm still paying for those SOFASfucking couch, in my lounge don't you know
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Peej, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:40,
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Come to Bristol for drinks and we can mock you/sympathise in person. (
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:43,
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Might be in bristol in April for a training coursePRINCE2, exciting huh
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Peej, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:53,
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Don't tell me that,I have a vision of dancing ladies and dwarfs with plates of MASSIVE DRUGS
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Peej, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:57,
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Winders' father was a roan Arab stallion. He got his hair from him.He's only a pig on his mother's side.
Thinking about that has given me the weirdest erection.
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Kroney, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:30,
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I know, you fancy me, but you can't have meand that just tears you up inside.
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Peej, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:40,
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It's true : (When I'm a merry widow, this place won't be safe.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:43,
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Www.amazingfacts.org
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:39,
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I love it when christians present stories from the bible as facts.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 13:03,
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Unlike the Jews and MuslimsAnd all the other religeons.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 13:04,
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I like that Noel Edmonds one.Where you ask for things and get them. It's like being a spoiled kid, and god is a weekend father.
No offence, PJ.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 13:09,
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Cosmic ordering.It's not much of a religion... write a list, wait.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cosmic_ordering
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I can't imagine a jew or a muslim presenting the bible as fact.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 13:13,
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So Israel is not the "promised land" then?(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 13:15,
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The palastinians can have it back.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 13:31,
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More of a guideline. (
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 13:36,
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"Most people in the world are being deceived by an evil genius bent on destroying their lives - a brilliant mastermind called the devil, or Satan."(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 13:06, Reply)
I heard it's like a mouldy mushroom.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:42,
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Like a dead shrew hanging between his legs.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:43,
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fancy seeing you here(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 13:28,
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I had my head cut off and the police did nothing. (
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:41,
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You're coping remarkably well under the circumstances.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:42,
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i saw a weird animation on 4 last night where a guy grew his head back(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:57, Reply)
Most men would manage without their head anywayConsidering they never get a chance to speak and their brains are in their cocks amiriteladies???
*looks around for sisterly support*
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:44,
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I was once the King of Albaniabut I was ousted from power after a blood-less coup.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 12:43,
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I am a likeable and witty guy in real life.No one will believe this :'(
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That's nothing.We're on our fifth shit thread of the day.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 13:06,
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Pink the colour?Or Pink the singer?
I like both.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 13:06,
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She isn't as annoying as her dad, Jeremy. (
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 13:19,
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Eww she looks like she has a smelly fanny. Also, shit tits.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 13:27,
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Also, she looks like Eddie Izzard when he was still a tranny(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 13:31,
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Other than that, 'PHWOOAAARRRRRRR'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 13:37,
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I still have pretty much the same hair cutthat I have had since I was at school, I am waiting for it to become fashionable
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Bonzo earlier todaymedia.tumblr.com/tumblr_maahs77HGe1qcpzry.jpg
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 13:36,
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it's funny cos in the last episode of the bitter sweet Ricky Gervais hit comedy "Derek"that's exactly what Karl Pilkington's character said about his hair...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 13:45,
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I'm struggling to stay awakeAnd I have a meeting soon.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 13:14,
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You mean the fast-paced banter on here isn't keeping you lively?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 13:17,
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I know, shockingI've got a cup of fennel seed tea, and I'm RARING to go!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 13:28,
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Was it brewed with any tea leaves?No, then it's a fennel infusion. xxx
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 13:46,
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It was a tea bag full of seeds reallyA friend gave it to me. It was nice actually.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:07,
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You know what I just found out?This job's holiday year runs from January to January, not April to April. I think I lost 7 or 8 days of holiday on the 31st December. Fuck me I'm an idiot who should have read his fucking contract.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 13:39,
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usually five days for a month, so they will have just expired probably(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 13:41,
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This reminds me I have 9 days left to take before the end of March(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 13:42,
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How could they be so cruel as to run the holiday year the same as the calendar year. This crazy fools
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And then inform him of this in writing, which they then asked him to read and sign.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 13:49,
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Don't rub it inOh wait, forgot where I was for a moment.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 13:56,
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i can see a big yellow crane with a tiny man at the top from my windowwhat can you see from your window?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 13:48,
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Nothing, I've got my back to it.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 13:49,
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It's just, reading the responses below, it doesn't seem that good a game.But, if it makes you happy, there's a couple of trees and shrubs, then a fence, then a road.
Do you want me to go on and describe what is on the other side of the road?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 13:58,
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Well, there is a car park with more trees and some cars.I could link you to a street view if you really wanted?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:02,
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Newcastle Central Motorway, Northumbria Uni and a tramp(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 13:50,
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If I peer out I can also see a lapdancing club(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 13:52,
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She'd just give that to the bar staff.The assumptions about how much she earns on here are all way off.
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Really? i knew a stripper taking home fucking shit loads(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 13:58,
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Yes, that she does. She doesn't get pounds in a pint jar or make £20 a dance.(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:07, Reply)
You have control of the board(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 13:53,
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Slough.Thanks for cheering me up.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 13:53,
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it's your own fault for living with Kroney(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 13:53,
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Hadn't realised Kroney lives near a school.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 13:59,
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Fields, more fields, the Pentlands, the Cairgorms and the Scottish Malt Whisky Research Institute.and my car
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 13:59,
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nope, I can't.can't see any roads apart from the science park boundary road.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:43,
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+ and spunk-covered rabbits.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:01,
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Badge likes to wank over the rabbits in the field below his office.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:07,
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I'm very scared that you remember me saying that(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:43,
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What do they research?More ways of convincing people to spend ever more money on bottles of battery acid?
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Kroney, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:03,
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Mostly how to spot forged whisky, I think.I do collaborate with them on a couple of things, but that's mostly because they speak for the industry "as a whole" so that's easier than chasing individual distilleries.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:44,
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I'm on the 5th floorI can see another office building opposite. The windows are tinted so I can't even see a secretary being bent over the copier and being given a good seeing-to.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:13,
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I've never seen the film, you know why?because I'm not a raging homosexual
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:18,
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The Sol-fa scale exists outside of The Sound of Music, you know.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:21,
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That is because you are a raging homosexual.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:22,
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I have started a new thread.You're welcome.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:20,
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