i like them with salsa and cheese and jalapenos
like mini spicy pizzas but much lower calorie/fat
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:15, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Crumpets with mature cheddar and Worcestereererererereershire sauce
FT fucking W
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:17, Reply)

Go on
I'd be delighted for you to tell me how a crumpet has fewer calories and less fat than an equivalent sized pizza base.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:17, Reply)

holes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:18, Reply)

you muppet
the whole point is that it is NOT equivalent sized! so it's a small treat rather than a massive pizza!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:19, Reply)

i have silenced the badger with my ineffable logic
this is a Good Day.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:23, Reply)

So what you're saying here is you're eating less.
you could just have a smaller pizza, you daft apath.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:24, Reply)

also, given crumpets are mostly made of butter
even then it's probably not lower fat...
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:25, Reply)

yes that is the point
nobody cooks or orders a pizza and then stops at a crumpet sized portion. this way you get to think you've eaten a pizza but actually you haven't.

come on darling, you know i'm right this time.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:27, Reply)

I make tiny pizzas all the time
for parties and shit as snacks or canapes.

So, some people do.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:29, Reply)

shit as a snack?
darling i love you, but please don't invite me to one of your parties....!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:30, Reply)

You've been out for dinner with Kroney.
There's nothing I could do that would shock you.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:32, Reply)

a 12" crumpet would be well nom

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:23, Reply)

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
like pimp my snack?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:27, Reply)

yup
and about as healthy once you've slathered half a pound of butter over it, but nom.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:32, Reply)