I swear to God I'm going to start deleting all the breeders I know.
Fucking hell. OK, a picture to introduce the kid, but when every other post is about "my little princess" it makes me want to rage murder their entire family with hammers.

So yeah, I have anger issues.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:05, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

We don't really do that, mainly as it's weird having Mark Zuckerberg wanking over your kids pictures
but also it's annoying
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:07, Reply)

Get your own issue. Anger's MY gig.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:07, Reply)

he has issues of Quel Voiture? magazine

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:08, Reply)

People who refer to their daughters as 'princesses' are common as muck
And as such should be tossed around a farmyard with a big fucking rake.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:08, Reply)

This one certainly is.
She named her kid after, I assume, Ava Gardner. Which I used to think was a nice name until I heard her say it. Ay-VAR. In a horrible, nasal West London.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:10, Reply)

I recommend you cease all contant immediately in case it's catching.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:11, Reply)

I will always pronounce it EH-ver, as I'm not a horrible prole.

( Kroney, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:15, Reply)

There are kids at one of the classes my daughter goes to called Atticus and Arlo.
Queens Park wankers.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:19, Reply)

The most honestly-named football team ever.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:21, Reply)

That beats both Rupert AND Jessica into a cocked hat.

( Kroney, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:21, Reply)

A fantastic mental image

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:23, Reply)

Those are so 2004.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:24, Reply)

Oh, good.
As I actually quite like the name Jessica.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:26, Reply)

says the man that bought a castle for his daughter

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:10, Reply)

I also bought her 'Wind in the Willows' and I don't call her Mr fucking Toad either.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:12, Reply)

Pub lol.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:13, Reply)

if i had a daughter I'd call her a toad
Just to keep her in check
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:13, Reply)

That's sexist
He could have got the castle so she could practice being a crusader-era knight.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:14, Reply)

it's a fair point

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:15, Reply)

or a plague riddled corpse
like her father
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:15, Reply)

This is exactly why.
She once asked me if we could play 'knights and kills' and loves my (real) swords as well as her toy ones.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:17, Reply)

"He's a little angel"
*small boys in background is setting fire to the dog*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:11, Reply)

"He's a cute angle"
*small boy standing at 30°*
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:15, Reply)

Two of my close friends, who are (were) genuinely sound, fun people
started a facebook account for their rugrat the second it was born.

I mean, for actual fucks sake. What is wrong with people?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:09, Reply)

I can only diagnose that they are fuck wits, I'm sorry but there is no other answer
they'll look back and realise what pricks they are
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:11, Reply)

Hammers, Badge. The answer is hammers.

( Kroney, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:11, Reply)

The answer is hammers WAY too often these days, mate.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:13, Reply)

Nothing a fucking scalpel to the windpipe won't cure.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:12, Reply)

yeah.
I know. They are really great people otherwise. But I think you might be right, for the good of humanity.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:15, Reply)

Because people are blissfully unaware that no one gives two shits about their kids except them
I fucking hate people with children, no offence to anyone here. I don't bang on about my kids for this exact reason...NO ONE CARES!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:18, Reply)

You'd never catch me banging on about mine.


Hang on....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:20, Reply)

Different
It's all the "Little Jimmy said something SOOOOOO funny the other day, wait a minute, I've got a 10 minute video on my phone of him spouting some utter bollocks that won't mean anything to you"
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:22, Reply)

it is hard not to, as they take up so much of your time/consciousness

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:24, Reply)

Mine sure does
It'll be two months a week Friday, not counting the 15 mins in which I got strangled.

:o((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:26, Reply)

yeah sorry about that, didn't mean to rub it in.
you know I'm rooting for ya!*

obvious strikethrough alert!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:28, Reply)

I know, I know.
Sorry to bang on about it so much.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:31, Reply)

don't be silly, I'd be devastated if i was you; i totes understand

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:34, Reply)

i do care about me close friends kids as i tend to know them

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:25, Reply)

I care about them to a degree, but I don't need to hear about every tiny little thing
And it is EVERYTHING.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:26, Reply)