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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Tell me about this Frank chap, then.
I'd never heard of him before a couple of days ago and all he seems to do is post that smiley. Is that annoying?
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:11, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
gilgamesh

(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:13, Reply)
Oh OK. He's back, then.
I'd heard he'd done a bert and left 4eva.

Help me, swipe, I'm dreadfully hungover.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:14, Reply)
you heard he'd done bert?
nobody's that much of a headwrong.

icy cold coke. tactical chunder. more icy cold coke. salty food.

win.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:15, Reply)
No change for the coke machine and it's broken anyway.
I don't throw up because of booze. I'm not that much of a mincing Mary.

I'm convinced the whole office knows now, swipe-o.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:17, Reply)
that's because they do
women.

talk.

foolish indeed is the man who forgets this.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:19, Reply)
Correct about this, you are.
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(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:21, Reply)
When 900 years she reaches, look as ginger she will not

(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:22, Reply)
off you two can fuck
NOW
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:22, Reply)

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(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:24, Reply)
Office girl is not the talking kind. She has told nobody.
The office knows because of accidental sightings.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:21, Reply)
which of us knows more about women?

(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:22, Reply)
Rug muncher

(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:23, Reply)
First click of the day

(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:25, Reply)

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(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:27, Reply)
ooh
bandwagons are fun
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:27, Reply)
I know more about office girl.

(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:25, Reply)
you keep telling yourself that
and keep wondering how people know about it

it'll distract you from the hangover
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:26, Reply)
One of the receptionists saw us together.
plus ex-office girl was bitching about it to the same receptionist. Once reception knows, it's game over.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:30, Reply)
this is why the phrase
"don't shit on your own doorstep" exists.

personally i think you can get away with one work fling, but any more than that, and you get a rep.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:33, Reply)
I figure, I've already got the reputation I may as well have the flings.
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(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:34, Reply)
Cornish pastie and proper Coke
Bacon

I am also hungover to fuck this morning. I hoovered a bottle of red in about 25 mins last night
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:16, Reply)
I shared three last night. Stupid on a school night. I should know better.

(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:18, Reply)
Moving woes made me do it

(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:18, Reply)
alright 'Gazza'
There's a copy of The Star in our staff room: apparently Gazza was on 2L gin, 15 Stellas and 30 Valium a day.

All in his bedsit at the top of Jimmy Hill, Reckonsville.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:19, Reply)
Yeah yeah. Course there is.
Admit it. You buy the Daily Star.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:20, Reply)
ooooh aaaah

(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:22, Reply)
Just a little bit

(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:23, Reply)
You're just jealous that I can reach the bottom shelf in the newsagents

(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:24, Reply)

shelf
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:26, Reply)
He's a headwrong and really rather perculiar.
Plus that stupid fucking smiley gets on my tits.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:14, Reply)
it reminds me of family guy

(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:14, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1861658
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:17, Reply)
Is there anything that doesn't make you angry?

(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:17, Reply)
Polish prostitutes

(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:18, Reply)
Lots of things.
Did you get in touch with the person I suggested?
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:18, Reply)
Not yet, I wasn't feeling very well last night so had a lie down instead.

(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:20, Reply)
Gin and Tonic

(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:18, Reply)
calling me ginger
he enjoys that
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:18, Reply)
And fat. And northern.

(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:19, Reply)
i think you need your eyes testing

(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:23, Reply)
Eppy Meds.

(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:19, Reply)

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(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:18, Reply)
CUNT.

(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:18, Reply)
i'll admit i lol'd

(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:19, Reply)
You've got salty written all over your face.

(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:22, Reply)
can i say "and you've got coke written all over yours" ?
of the icy cold variety, natch
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:23, Reply)
Did you read about that NZ woman who died on the toilet? She had been
drinking 10 litres of coke a day for years.

Coke NZ were complaining saying that the cause of death was inconclusive.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:30, Reply)
sounds like a darwin award to me
i'd drown if i drank 10 litres of water a day, never mind 10 litres of (delicious) brown (sweet sweet) chemicals.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:31, Reply)
You've got brown written all over your face.

(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:33, Reply)

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