Oh OK. He's back, then.
I'd heard he'd done a bert and left 4eva.

Help me, swipe, I'm dreadfully hungover.
( Kroney, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:14, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

you heard he'd done bert?
nobody's that much of a headwrong.

icy cold coke. tactical chunder. more icy cold coke. salty food.

win.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:15, Reply)

No change for the coke machine and it's broken anyway.
I don't throw up because of booze. I'm not that much of a mincing Mary.

I'm convinced the whole office knows now, swipe-o.
( Kroney, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:17, Reply)

that's because they do
women.

talk.

foolish indeed is the man who forgets this.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:19, Reply)

Correct about this, you are.
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( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:21, Reply)

When 900 years she reaches, look as ginger she will not

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:22, Reply)

off you two can fuck
NOW
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:22, Reply)

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( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:24, Reply)

Office girl is not the talking kind. She has told nobody.
The office knows because of accidental sightings.
( Kroney, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:21, Reply)

which of us knows more about women?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:22, Reply)

Rug muncher

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:23, Reply)

First click of the day

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:25, Reply)

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( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:27, Reply)

ooh
bandwagons are fun
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:27, Reply)

I know more about office girl.

( Kroney, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:25, Reply)

you keep telling yourself that
and keep wondering how people know about it

it'll distract you from the hangover
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:26, Reply)

One of the receptionists saw us together.
plus ex-office girl was bitching about it to the same receptionist. Once reception knows, it's game over.
( Kroney, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:30, Reply)

this is why the phrase
"don't shit on your own doorstep" exists.

personally i think you can get away with one work fling, but any more than that, and you get a rep.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:33, Reply)

I figure, I've already got the reputation I may as well have the flings.
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( Kroney, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:34, Reply)

Cornish pastie and proper Coke
Bacon

I am also hungover to fuck this morning. I hoovered a bottle of red in about 25 mins last night
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:16, Reply)

I shared three last night. Stupid on a school night. I should know better.

( Kroney, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:18, Reply)

Moving woes made me do it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:18, Reply)

alright 'Gazza'
There's a copy of The Star in our staff room: apparently Gazza was on 2L gin, 15 Stellas and 30 Valium a day.

All in his bedsit at the top of Jimmy Hill, Reckonsville.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:19, Reply)

Yeah yeah. Course there is.
Admit it. You buy the Daily Star.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:20, Reply)

ooooh aaaah

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:22, Reply)

Just a little bit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:23, Reply)

You're just jealous that I can reach the bottom shelf in the newsagents

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:24, Reply)

shelf
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:26, Reply)