Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
(
rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
« Go Back | Popular
I think I might have to 2.0 Frank.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 8:51,
195 replies,
latest was 12 years ago)
Make sure that you tell everyone first.kineticnorth.com/StuffAndTing/b3ta/YHBI/Default.aspx
(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 8:52,
Reply)
I don't have anyone on 2.0, but he's an annoying prick.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 8:55,
Reply)
The JMG of 2013(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 8:56,
Reply)
You'd have to be a right nutjob wouldn't you.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:07,
Reply)
Society needs protecting from people like that and no mistake(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:14,
Reply)
Spencer(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:02,
Reply)
now nowwe all know that 2.0 is for failures and screaming hypocrites
(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:07,
Reply)
I think an exception is acceptable in this instance.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:08,
Reply)
he'll be out there playing in the snow soon enough(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:09,
Reply)
Like he ever leaves his flea infested bedsit.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:10,
Reply)
could someone please tell Battered I'm very very sorry indeed if I have inadvertently upset him and I promise I'll never ever do it ever again(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:15, Reply)
Tell me about this Frank chap, then.I'd never heard of him before a couple of days ago and all he seems to do is post that smiley. Is that annoying?
(
Kroney, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:11,
Reply)
Oh OK. He's back, then.I'd heard he'd done a bert and left 4eva.
Help me, swipe, I'm dreadfully hungover.
(
Kroney, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:14,
Reply)
you heard he'd done bert?nobody's that much of a headwrong.
icy cold coke. tactical chunder. more icy cold coke. salty food.
win.
(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:15,
Reply)
No change for the coke machine and it's broken anyway.I don't throw up because of booze. I'm not that much of a mincing Mary.
I'm convinced the whole office knows now, swipe-o.
(
Kroney, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:17,
Reply)
that's because they dowomen.
talk.
foolish indeed is the man who forgets this.
(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:19,
Reply)
Correct about this, you are.(◉‿◉)
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:21,
Reply)
When 900 years she reaches, look as ginger she will not(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:22,
Reply)
Office girl is not the talking kind. She has told nobody.The office knows because of accidental sightings.
(
Kroney, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:21,
Reply)
you keep telling yourself thatand keep wondering how people know about it
it'll distract you from the hangover
(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:26,
Reply)
One of the receptionists saw us together.plus ex-office girl was bitching about it to the same receptionist. Once reception knows, it's game over.
(
Kroney, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:30,
Reply)
this is why the phrase"don't shit on your own doorstep" exists.
personally i think you can get away with one work fling, but any more than that, and you get a rep.
(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:33,
Reply)
I figure, I've already got the reputation I may as well have the flings.(◉‿◉)
(
Kroney, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:34,
Reply)
Cornish pastie and proper CokeBacon
I am also hungover to fuck this morning. I hoovered a bottle of red in about 25 mins last night
(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:16,
Reply)
I shared three last night. Stupid on a school night. I should know better.(
Kroney, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:18,
Reply)
alright 'Gazza'There's a copy of The Star in our staff room: apparently Gazza was on 2L gin, 15 Stellas and 30 Valium a day.
All in his bedsit at the top of Jimmy Hill, Reckonsville.
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:19,
Reply)
Yeah yeah. Course there is.Admit it. You buy the Daily Star.
(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:20,
Reply)
You're just jealous that I can reach the bottom shelf in the newsagents(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:24,
Reply)
He's a headwrong and really rather perculiar.Plus that stupid fucking smiley gets on my tits.
(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:14,
Reply)
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1861658
(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:17,
Reply)
Polish prostitutes(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:18,
Reply)
Lots of things.Did you get in touch with the person I suggested?
(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:18,
Reply)
Not yet, I wasn't feeling very well last night so had a lie down instead.(
wanderlust, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:20,
Reply)
Gin and Tonic(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:18,
Reply)
Eppy Meds.(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:19,
Reply)
can i say "and you've got coke written all over yours" ?of the icy cold variety, natch
(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:23,
Reply)
Did you read about that NZ woman who died on the toilet? She had been drinking 10 litres of coke a day for years.
Coke NZ were complaining saying that the cause of death was inconclusive.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:30, Reply)
sounds like a darwin award to mei'd drown if i drank 10 litres of water a day, never mind 10 litres of (delicious) brown (sweet sweet) chemicals.
(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:31,
Reply)
Franks alright, We just had a lovely chat about snow and his pet sparrow.
(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:24,
Reply)
hey twoey. He can go too far, but that's part of his charm.
(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:34,
Reply)
The reason he carries on and ends up taking it too far, is because people get upset with his anticsIf no one got upset, he'd do it much less often.
(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:35,
Reply)
so battered is ruining b3ta?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:39,
Reply)
I'd say it was probably ruined by the time any of us got here(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:54,
Reply)
I had a dream last night that I met Rory IRLand he was an absolute gent.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:25, Reply)
Amazingly Swipe is completely correct in her assertion above Namely that use of Ignore 2.0 makes you a complete failure at life.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:27, Reply)
ReallyAnswer me these;
What is the greatest pop song of all time?
Who was the leading goalscorer at the 1958 World Cup?
How many days does it take Venus to orbit the sun?
Which individual has received more Academy Awards than anyone else?
What is the point of Stoke?
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:32, Reply)
google would answer all of theseexcept the last one, which is clearly a trick question.
(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:34,
Reply)
Including the first one?The answer is Billie Jean, in case you were wondering
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:35, Reply)
No, it's "call me maybe" by Carly Rae Jepsen, which knocked "I kissed a girl" by Katy Perry off the top spot.(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:36, Reply)
No, it's 'All in my head' by Kosheen(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:37,
Reply)
Riverboat song. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:39,
Reply)
the greatest modern pop song is "Fans" by Kings of LeonThe greatest old pop song is "Peggy Sue" by Buddy Holly
(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:43,
Reply)
You're about as wrong as you can be. That isn't even close to being the best KOL song, let alone the best pop song.(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:46, Reply)
The thing about Kings of LeonI mean, the thing an awful lot of people tend to forget about Kings of Leon, is that they're fucking terrible.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:49, Reply)
their first three albums have goodness i themit's downhill from there
(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:57,
Reply)
Never heard anything by them that I liked to be honestThey graduated from "a bit shit" to "fuck off and die" when every cunt started singing that Sex On Fire nonsense
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:00, Reply)
It was awful before it got played to deathThey started veering dangerously close to Oasis territory after that
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:02, Reply)
Chantilly Lace by the Big Bopper is 50 times better than any of Buddy Holly's warbly-voiced rubbish(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:53,
Reply)
Gangham Style had it for a while but for some reason that I don't understand its been replaced with Harlem Shake.www.youtube.com/results?search_query=harlem+shake&oq=harl&gs_l=youtube.3.0.0i3l3j0l7.1199.1440.0.3138.4.4.0.0.0.0.121.350.2j2.4.0...0.0...1ac.1.JwQq0lc3y9w
(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:58,
Reply)
i have heard that BJ has the most perfect pop structurebut then "don't stop moving" by s-club has also been given that accolade. and "hit me baby".
(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:40,
Reply)
I would have gone with "Reach" by S Club 7, but as I said, they've all been surpassed.(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:44, Reply)
That was 5ive, right?In which case, no it wasn't, that was "Everybody Get Up" due to its liberal theft from Joan Jett.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:48, Reply)
Two Princes by the Spin Doctors(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:40,
Reply)
- Theme tune to Fresh Prince
- Will Wmith
- 29041 listens to Will Smith's Greatest Hits.
- Nigga, please.
- comeback tour.
(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:54,
Reply)
This is of course correct(◉‿◉)
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:29,
Reply)
i think you meant to post this under my reply, not al's?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:32,
Reply)
Of course it does.Thanks for the tip about gmail btw, all set up and working nicely.
(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:32,
Reply)
(◉‿◉)
(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:41,
Reply)
Best of all pedes(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:50,
Reply)
The only thing that pisses me off about Gilgy is his sycophants do my tits in, schtictless wonders.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:55,
Reply)
I used to get this about Bald monkey.thank fuck he fucked off.
(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:57,
Reply)
Not even gilgy likes his sycophants though, baldmonkey used to revel in it.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:59,
Reply)
I donno what you lot are banging on about anyway.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:59,
Reply)
Never understood why people dislike JMG.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:02,
Reply)
he is irritating, but that's what he wants to be, so technically h's won(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:03,
Reply)
Just disable images in your browserhey presto no more steve mcdonald
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:05, Reply)
the steve mcdonalds are the best thing he's done(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:08,
Reply)
he's pointlessand unfunny
see also baldmonkey.
(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:04,
Reply)
« Go Back | Reply To This »