Has Darths hot missus ditched him
If not then fuck him, he doesn't need cheering up.
( Peej, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 12:22, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Ah, the "there's always someone worse off" principle
It's nice experiencing it from this side of the fence, cheers PJ
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 12:23, Reply)

What was that thing on facebook the other day?
I think it may have been Wilf who linked it there (but I could be wrong; I know a fuckton of headwrongs)

Telling someone not to be sad because someone has it worse is like telling someone not to be happy because someone has it better.

....or some such nonsense.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 12:29, Reply)

Whoever it was they sound like a right prick.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 12:33, Reply)

Wilf then.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 12:34, Reply)

You got your cheering up yesterday, you greedy cunt.

( Kroney, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 12:24, Reply)

oh PJ,
just tell her your sorry and do the elephant trunk willy thing and she'll fall back in to your arms.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 12:25, Reply)

I find that if you balance a pair of sunglasses on your willy
and pretend that it's talking, that neutralises most arguments.

Top relationship tip there, from /OT's expert in women.
( Kroney, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 12:30, Reply)

works for me.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 12:35, Reply)

if it's a really bad arguement you can draw an eye on each testicle and do a handstand while singing the theme tune to The Racoons

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:18, Reply)

Is this a "for ever" ditch or just a "fuck off for a bit" ditch?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 12:25, Reply)