it didn't last long
persistent nicknames were all from my real name. and they're not funny anyway. the ex used to call me the long version of my name, because he knew it was not really my name.

the family have always called me "the justice".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:00, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Still, it's a bit "toddler namecalling" don't you think?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:01, Reply)

we were about 14
we were toddlers.

but unlike men, we grew up.........
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:02, Reply)

not my fault you continually chase the ones that are still children, sweetie.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:03, Reply)

hey
i have never chased a man in my life!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:04, Reply)

this might be why you only attract pricks that chase women, then.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:13, Reply)

i think you'll find it's that
all men are pricks. this seems to be the conclusion of my extensive experiments.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:15, Reply)

Wrong, online.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:13, Reply)

Did she chase you, Fisters?
Do you want to tell the class what happened?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:15, Reply)

hang on, i've got chocolate drizzled popcorn from itsu for lunch
i'll need it for this
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:16, Reply)

I sincerely hope that is a euphemism
P.S. I've also worked out who you are on FB, due to the wonders of mutual friends and posting of your FB profile pic on here.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:26, Reply)

oh crap
i am going to murder al and his transparent green cock
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:27, Reply)

I now have a few b3tans on FB but I dont know who some of them are on here!
ARGH
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:28, Reply)

Srsly? How did you manage that?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:29, Reply)

I forgot!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:30, Reply)

Nice work. I only have a couple of B3tans as FB buddies, and you're one of them.
Did you know that?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:32, Reply)

I did know that, yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:32, Reply)

That's a relief

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:33, Reply)

I feel all special now, Uncle Fister

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:34, Reply)

*Offers Werthers*

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:36, Reply)

*drops pants*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:36, Reply)

You could at least be a bit reluctant.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:39, Reply)

Shut the fuck up and keep the Werthers coming
It's putting me off my stroke
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:40, Reply)

Where are you putting them all lad?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:42, Reply)

Like you don't know "Sooty"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:43, Reply)

I know which one you are.
/ominous
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:30, Reply)

\o/

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:31, Reply)

We both replied to the same FB post last night.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:29, Reply)

ooooooooo

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:30, Reply)

I have replied to several of the same FB posts as you.

( Kroney, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:32, Reply)

oooooo Mk II

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:32, Reply)

I'M STILL WAITING FOR THE ADD.......

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:35, Reply)

*weeps*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:37, Reply)

*wanks*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:38, Reply)

No she didn't
but she chased Greggs Hat Bebbeh for long enough.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:25, Reply)

pfffft
that was not chasing. that was a mutual mess.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:26, Reply)

NONCE

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:03, Reply)