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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Alright fine I'll start a new thread
Nicknames. Have you ever had a nickname? Can you appropriate a nickname for a fellow b3tan? Preferably something above a Baldrick level of cunning, "Cunty-chops" or "Juggs" will not suffice. I was known as Bez at school because I hated my surname. Then the Happy Mondays came along and ruined my fun, although I doubt they noticed.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:33, 227 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

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(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:33, Reply)
And how are we pronouncing this?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:34, Reply)
great, undrstomped twice in one day.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:35, Reply)
i did and still do have a nickname
I would give you the nickname "Bender" after the character from hit TV show Futurama
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:37, Reply)
Well, I'm not made of metal
but I am genocidal, suicidal and possessed of sufficient strength to use girders as pipe-cleaners
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:39, Reply)

I would give you the nickname "Bender" after the character from hit TV show Futurama being a massive bender.


Sorry, it was too obvious to resist.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:59, Reply)
Yes, it's been discussed here before
it's the same as my username and it upsets Q a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:38, Reply)
Hockey prick.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:39, Reply)
*thunderous fives*

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:41, Reply)
I have never had a nickname, though I always thought I'd rather like one.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:40, Reply)
I think we shall nickname you ,,, Terry.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:41, Reply)
Why Terry?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:52, Reply)
Its not Terrys, its mine

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:53, Reply)
This does read as though I was unpopular at school.
My friends have always called me by my first name, which always seemed to work well.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:42, Reply)
Controversial.
Surnames at my school. But then, you had to be able to hit a six, sing the school song and take a hot crumpet from behind without blubbing.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:44, Reply)
Anyone who referred to me by my surname was unlikely to be a friend.
And they would usually pronounce it with a ghastly Coventry accent.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:46, Reply)
Oi! Edmonds! I'm gonna rape you and then laugh as you commit suicide!

(Bazongaloid, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:47, Reply)
This literally happens every day in a school in Coventry.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:52, Reply)
people go to school in coventry?
there's novel now.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:55, Reply)
A few of them even learn something while they are there.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:00, Reply)
How about "Edmonds"?
No L, you see
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:44, Reply)
Terry Edmonds?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:46, Reply)
I'm keen on this idea

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:50, Reply)
Tedmonds for short

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:50, Reply)
you 'll always be "Motorway Mary" to me xx

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:55, Reply)
So it turned out that your name without the underscore was freely available too?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:55, Reply)
yeah...
but like I said, i liked being the baby jesus
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:58, Reply)
I've had fucking loads.
One of which was 'leather lungs' because of my prodigious capacity for bongs, hotknives etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:49, Reply)
not because your breath smelt of tanned cow?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:52, Reply)
You rang?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:54, Reply)
Not 'machete mates' then?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:54, Reply)
THE EQUALISER

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:57, Reply)
The Kurgan!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:58, Reply)
hwats a hotknive?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:54, Reply)
it's what you eat an eggy cup with I reckon

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:55, Reply)
I donno what an eggy cup is, nobody explained it to me properly.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:58, Reply)
I think it involved eggs.
And being ill.

And using a knife, not a fork.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:01, Reply)
Like a souflay? seems like a bit much to me.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:05, Reply)
you need two girls

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:05, Reply)
Damned right I do.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:15, Reply)
Mine would be Thread-deleter
I had no choice, it was starting to smell of whining scotsman.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:50, Reply)
Yeti at college
Nowt in school though
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:51, Reply)
I do have a mate who revels in the nickname
"Sleeps with Toast" or toast for short
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:52, Reply)
Pay Monty that money back you bastard!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:53, Reply)
Him first

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:53, Reply)
Because you were elusive and Tibetan?
Or because you were fucking hairy?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:53, Reply)
Long hair innit
"Are you open Yeti?"
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:53, Reply)
loads
the worst, after an unfortunate incident at school and an unfortunate haircut, was "blowjob helmet head".

i would suggest "the crown prince of mince" for either darth or dozer
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:55, Reply)
haha. I cannot believe you have shared that.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:56, Reply)
I thought this

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:56, Reply)
the bj bit was no biggie, it was just that i was the first of my group of mates to try that particular specialty
made the mistake of confiding in the wrong friend, and she told all the others.

but the haircut... man. years later my friend said, "we all thought you looked like a raisin." yeah, thanks for telling me at the TIME.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:58, Reply)
hahahahahahahahahahaha!
That's nuts
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:59, Reply)
nah, raisins are fruit innit?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:00, Reply)
So are nuts, badge.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:02, Reply)
are they really?
I suppose they could be. Aren't they seeds or sutin?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:02, Reply)
isn't that the difference between fruit and veg?
the fruit has seeds in it, whereas the veg is the seed itself?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:03, Reply)
Nah, that's the difference between Bonnie and Clyde.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:04, Reply)
nope, fruits are formed from the ovary at the bottom of the flower. At least scientifically
vegetables aren't really a scientific term but usually refer to other edible parts of the plant. So, yeah, scientifically fruits contain seeds, but vegetables are nothing to do with seeds. But then don't really have a scientific definition anyway
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:06, Reply)
don't ruin my gcse understanding
my head might explode
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:08, Reply)
Fruits contain seeds. Seeds are the seeds themselves.
That's why they're called "seeds", see?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:11, Reply)
Just ignore Tedmunds there.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:03, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nut_(fruit)
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:07, Reply)
live and learn.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:12, Reply)
and raisins are rank

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:01, Reply)
An excellent nickname for you
The kind that results in counselling
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:56, Reply)
I'm the quorn mincer.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:57, Reply)
Jonathan Davis?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:58, Reply)
I liked Korn when I was 16.
I even went to see them on the Life is Peachy tour.

I am ashamed of this.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:02, Reply)
I quite like Freak on a Leash

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:04, Reply)
I'd grown out of them by then.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:05, Reply)
hamster mince
fresh from siberia
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:59, Reply)
Surely you were known as "Ginger ********"
number of stars not representative of actual name, terms and conditions apply, you must 16 or order for this ride
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:57, Reply)
no
BECAUSE I AM NOT GINGER
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:58, Reply)

NOT UNASHAMEDELY
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:00, Reply)
which is more than can be said for your spelling

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:01, Reply)
fucksocks

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:01, Reply)

:)
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:02, Reply)
but it would work so well with you name!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:03, Reply)
ginger arsewipe?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:04, Reply)
no your irl name

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:06, Reply)
but you don't know it
do you?!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:08, Reply)
i totes do, through the miracle of fb and mutual friends

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:10, Reply)
There are few secrets on here.
Just a tacit agreement not to betray them.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:14, Reply)
I'm going FB stalking!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:14, Reply)
of course, swipey can blame al for posting her profile pic on here

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:16, Reply)
i do think there is a line
if it's posted on here or on your profile, fine.

if you have to google stalk to repeat it, no.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:19, Reply)
how do we have mutual friends?
this is outrageous news
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:15, Reply)
not exactly...you are friends with someone that has an openish profile, you are in their friend list
and thanks to al's posting of your photo, it was obvious who you were...

this sounds weird now
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:17, Reply)
i hope you feel dirty and ashamed

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:19, Reply)
not as dirty as my sock does

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:20, Reply)
that's alright
you should see what al does with his
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:21, Reply)
Fucking hell, that's a wierd nickname.
It's not like the two even go together.

I think you had the misfortune to go to school with some right fucking retards, unless that nickname was acquired when you were 8, in which case I'm worried.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:58, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1862007
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:00, Reply)
So she started early, basically

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:00, Reply)
Start as you mean to go on, DF.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:01, Reply)
it didn't last long
persistent nicknames were all from my real name. and they're not funny anyway. the ex used to call me the long version of my name, because he knew it was not really my name.

the family have always called me "the justice".
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:00, Reply)
Still, it's a bit "toddler namecalling" don't you think?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:01, Reply)
we were about 14
we were toddlers.

but unlike men, we grew up.........
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:02, Reply)
not my fault you continually chase the ones that are still children, sweetie.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:03, Reply)
hey
i have never chased a man in my life!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:04, Reply)
this might be why you only attract pricks that chase women, then.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:13, Reply)
i think you'll find it's that
all men are pricks. this seems to be the conclusion of my extensive experiments.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:15, Reply)
Wrong, online.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:13, Reply)
Did she chase you, Fisters?
Do you want to tell the class what happened?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:15, Reply)
hang on, i've got chocolate drizzled popcorn from itsu for lunch
i'll need it for this
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:16, Reply)
I sincerely hope that is a euphemism
P.S. I've also worked out who you are on FB, due to the wonders of mutual friends and posting of your FB profile pic on here.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:26, Reply)
oh crap
i am going to murder al and his transparent green cock
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:27, Reply)
I now have a few b3tans on FB but I dont know who some of them are on here!
ARGH
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:28, Reply)
Srsly? How did you manage that?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:29, Reply)
I forgot!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:30, Reply)
Nice work. I only have a couple of B3tans as FB buddies, and you're one of them.
Did you know that?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:32, Reply)
I did know that, yes

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:32, Reply)
That's a relief

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:33, Reply)
I feel all special now, Uncle Fister

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:34, Reply)
*Offers Werthers*

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:36, Reply)
*drops pants*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:36, Reply)
You could at least be a bit reluctant.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:39, Reply)
Shut the fuck up and keep the Werthers coming
It's putting me off my stroke
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:40, Reply)
Where are you putting them all lad?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:42, Reply)
Like you don't know "Sooty"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:43, Reply)
I know which one you are.
/ominous
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:30, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:31, Reply)
We both replied to the same FB post last night.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:29, Reply)
ooooooooo

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:30, Reply)
I have replied to several of the same FB posts as you.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:32, Reply)
oooooo Mk II

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:32, Reply)
I'M STILL WAITING FOR THE ADD.......

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:35, Reply)
*weeps*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:37, Reply)
*wanks*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:38, Reply)
No she didn't
but she chased Greggs Hat Bebbeh for long enough.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:25, Reply)
pfffft
that was not chasing. that was a mutual mess.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:26, Reply)
NONCE

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:03, Reply)
I actually think my b3ta nickname suits me pretty well
It marks me out as a camp geek, which helps to explain my overwhelming desirability to women.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:59, Reply)
I don't think it's a nick name if you pick it yourself.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:12, Reply)
Fair
No-one calls me that anyway
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:22, Reply)
only my dad and brother use my real name.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:57, Reply)
Is it Keyser Soze?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:59, Reply)
Then like that
he was gone....
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:00, Reply)
ZOMG!!!
goes back to the old skool: www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1o5aclZg1s
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:07, Reply)
rumpelstiltzkin?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:00, Reply)
I always think Rumplestiltskin
when I hear Sympathy for the Devil
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:25, Reply)
If he'd introduced himself the story wouldn't work though

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:35, Reply)
Mxyzptlk?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:01, Reply)
only Super Ultra King

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:00, Reply)
Sounds like a tampon

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:01, Reply)
SUK for short

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:01, Reply)
when you hug me blue liquid squeezes out

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:01, Reply)
Eel, earlier

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:03, Reply)
My nickname was derived from my surname.
In other news, the combination of Soundhound and iTunes means that my phone bill is goign to be huge this month.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:08, Reply)
hahaha your surname is good for that
mr spunkgobbler (it rhymes!)
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:09, Reply)
Yeah. My nickname was the obvious one.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:11, Reply)
Cheese eating surrender monkey?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:12, Reply)
Dougal?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:14, Reply)
Ugly Spice?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:15, Reply)
this did make me laugh
sorry kroner
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:16, Reply)
Haha, nice one.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:17, Reply)
FROGGY FROGGY FRENCH FACE, ONLY EATS CHEESE AND WEARS LOTS OF LACE, LOOKS LIKE A DANDY, SMELLS LIKE A WEAK SHANDY.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:17, Reply)
clickin this

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:19, Reply)

(◉‿◉)
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:19, Reply)
bof
imagine i posted that brilliantly french shrugging pic of you here
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:20, Reply)
I like that Charms makes it look like I've told a brilliantly witty joke
and everybody loves me and I'm all popular and that whereas what really happened is that you bitched at me for not liking my picture being taken.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:22, Reply)
yes
i am good at disguising the sordid truth
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:24, Reply)

WEAK WANK
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:20, Reply)
Gérard Depardpoo?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:09, Reply)
Is it vanity to reply to your own thread?
I feel a lot chirpier now than I did earlier. I'm at a loss to explain this so will have to give you lot all the credit.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:15, Reply)
it was all my Internet hugs.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:18, Reply)
happy pill innit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:18, Reply)
Nah, been off them a week
Which might have been why I needed internet hugz. Cheers Winders
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:20, Reply)
Glad to hear it DF. Hope you're alright mate.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:49, Reply)
I was called Bombshell
briefly at school. It was not for complimentary reasons, but in retrospect...
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:16, Reply)
Barnes Wallis lols

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:18, Reply)
*something about a busted dam*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:22, Reply)
She's a fucking Moehner and no mistake.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:23, Reply)
Surely you'd prefer a Sorpee titwank?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:27, Reply)
I'd Ruhr valley for sure

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:28, Reply)
Would need some upkeep afterwards, that's for sure.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:30, Reply)
Cool nickname

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:18, Reply)
at the time I didn't think so
and I'm sure the kids who called it me didn't mean anything nice by it.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:23, Reply)
If your real name was Michelle
and they were connoisseurs of British porn made after you were at school somehow, they might have been calling you a slut
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:28, Reply)
ha
no, it was because I was a lard arse
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:29, Reply)
And they came up with Bombshell?!
That's the coolest fat nickname this side of Jabba
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:32, Reply)
this^
Better than Yeti for sure
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:33, Reply)
To pass the time in my office myself and a couple of female colleagues are playing "Who would you rather shag?"
So, female b3tans; Monty or Dozer?

For the chaps; Swipe or BGB?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:46, Reply)
this is all a bit degrading isn't it. THEY'RE NOT PIECES PF MEAT, THEY HAVE FEELINGS!

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:48, Reply)
really?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:48, Reply)
Fuck it, I'll do all of them

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:48, Reply)
I don't think you know how reflexive pronouns work.
EDIT:

swipe.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:48, Reply)
DIVERSITY FAIL

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:49, Reply)
Alright
Ashley or his brother?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:51, Reply)
Did the women get round to you yet?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:50, Reply)
Yep
I hit quite a roll of form for a minute there
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:50, Reply)
windy pig for both

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:51, Reply)
I'll pretty much fuck anything.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:51, Reply)
You are a younger French me

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:00, Reply)
I'LL TAKE YOU ALL ON!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:51, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:52, Reply)
Very decent of you.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:53, Reply)
I am an equal opportunities employer

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:54, Reply)
What's that thing that holds the electric cables from the power station up?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:56, Reply)
haha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:57, Reply)
I don't really want to shag any of those people.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:59, Reply)
Not even me?
:'(
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:02, Reply)
Only kissing and frottage.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:07, Reply)
Two guys as handsome as us, shagging, would cause the world to break with envy.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:09, Reply)

tt m
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:16, Reply)
No, never had a nickname
My name is actually Two Hats.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:51, Reply)
What's Eggsy's real name?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:57, Reply)
I don't know who Eggsy is, sorry

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:00, Reply)
He's in Goldie Lookin Chain
Like you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:01, Reply)
Oh

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:04, Reply)
My nickname when I was growing up is formed by
taking the 1st initial of my first name and adding it to my surname.

This was rolled out to 'hilarious' effect to some uni buddies Stuart Hughes ("Shoes") and Conor Malone ("Cum-alone")
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:55, Reply)
I like this

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:57, Reply)
Conor's brother Howard must have had a real hatred of Macauley Culkin

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:58, Reply)
Or maybe he just liked to mumble music to himself

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:59, Reply)
He did have a couple of brothers but I'm buggered if I can remember their names. Fail.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:00, Reply)

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