I mixed some mustard powder in with a beaten egg, seasoned it,
then dipped the breasts (the chicken ones, not my own) in crushed Sunchips.

Like I say, it's hardly Nigella, but since I struggle to cook pasta, it's a step in the right direction.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:31, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Well done you, long journeys start with small steps. Or something

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:32, Reply)

I may become domesticated yet.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:33, Reply)

Not if it's take you this long to put crisps on a chicken breast, but yeah, you keep believing.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:35, Reply)

By domesticated, B3th hopes to get to the point where she no longer shits on the carpet.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:39, Reply)

we've all got to have a dream I guess.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:39, Reply)

The postman will be well happy.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:40, Reply)

Does she still hide in the bushes and try and mount his leg when he comes down the path?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:41, Reply)

I may be undomesticated
but I'm not Monty.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:41, Reply)