A thread for Jeff
Tell me what you think Jeff would like most for his tea, if he could choose anything.

Now tell me what you think Jeff would like to drink, if he could choose anything.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:07, 82 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You've spoilt me here, Al.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:09, Reply)

You're allowed to answer too if you like
though it would of course render every single other answer redundant, unless they just copy what you say.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:12, Reply)

I'd probably have a curry and some booze.
What would you have?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:14, Reply)

What kind I curry and booze?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:17, Reply)

Indian and alcoholic.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:18, Reply)

Controversial

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:18, Reply)

Do you think I should go for Thai and a glass of squash?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:19, Reply)

Vietnamese and bovril

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:25, Reply)

I don't know
I'm a terrible person for having a favourite anything. I love dry meat from teh Tayyabs, but I couldn't eat it more than once every few weeks or I'd shit my own larynx out.

And I love fish and chips, but you can't eat it every day.

But in terms of beer, my favourite tipple currently would be the American Pale Ale from teh Darkstar Brewery.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:30, Reply)

poop and wee
From the finest crystal and china no less
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:10, Reply)

Boneo and a pint of lager

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:11, Reply)

He should have what I had, lamb chops and red wine

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:12, Reply)

Was there mint sauce?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:15, Reply)

NO FUCKING WAY
Red currant jelly all the way
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:17, Reply)

WTBJ

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:19, Reply)

Mint sauce is the devils spunk

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:21, Reply)

I sometimes eat mint sauce with a spoon if the wife is out.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:28, Reply)

Because you love evil ejaculate?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:29, Reply)

Your wife certainly loves my ejaculate, right in her eyes.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:31, Reply)

I thought she had conjunctivitis :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:34, Reply)

She will do soon.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:36, Reply)

Bleurgh!
Jam on Lamb. Mint sauce or capers.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:21, Reply)

Just cos you like girls without "jam"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:22, Reply)

I walked into that one.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:25, Reply)

Only if that one is a girls prep school dorm

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:26, Reply)

I made some crisp-coated chicken breasts
which we had with silly french fry type chips and baked beans. I bet Jeff would have liked that.
There was Tiger beer too.

Actually, let's be honest here: I didn't make the chicken breasts. i just cooked them.

Wass goin' on tonight, then?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:23, Reply)

I didn't know horses had tits

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:24, Reply)

The clue is in the mam of mammals

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:27, Reply)

You bought findus or birds eye coated chicken breasts didnt you

(Bazongaloid, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:27, Reply)

No, I made them from scratch.
Nothing exciting, but as a non-cook, I'm quite proud of myself.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:28, Reply)

What did you coat them in?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:28, Reply)

Mr b3ths skin

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:30, Reply)

he puts the lotion on the skin

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:31, Reply)

Or he gets the hose.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:33, Reply)

Does your house have cellar?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:34, Reply)

Not that mr b3th knows about.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:36, Reply)

Yet.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:37, Reply)

I mixed some mustard powder in with a beaten egg, seasoned it,
then dipped the breasts (the chicken ones, not my own) in crushed Sunchips.

Like I say, it's hardly Nigella, but since I struggle to cook pasta, it's a step in the right direction.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:31, Reply)

Well done you, long journeys start with small steps. Or something

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:32, Reply)

I may become domesticated yet.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:33, Reply)

Not if it's take you this long to put crisps on a chicken breast, but yeah, you keep believing.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:35, Reply)

By domesticated, B3th hopes to get to the point where she no longer shits on the carpet.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:39, Reply)

we've all got to have a dream I guess.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:39, Reply)

The postman will be well happy.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:40, Reply)

Does she still hide in the bushes and try and mount his leg when he comes down the path?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:41, Reply)

I may be undomesticated
but I'm not Monty.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:41, Reply)

Did you eat it on your laps in front of "Corrie"?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:28, Reply)

She are it on her own in the kitchen while her husbands body slowly cools upstairs

(Bazongaloid, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:28, Reply)

No room to eat in our kitchen.
And we don't have a dining table either, so yeah, trays it is. No Corrie though.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:32, Reply)

Because you're in there?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:33, Reply)

Ha fucking ha.
Floor space is about 3' x 6'

It's a pretty shit kitchen.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:35, Reply)

That sounds like this zoo I went to where there was only one small dog.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:36, Reply)

Wayhay!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:38, Reply)

I imagined you lived in an old hotel.
I looked at buying a place in WsM once, it was - in a former life, a hotel.

It was fucking massive, cheap for what it was - and completely pointless. It would have cost more to maintain than the property would ever have been worth.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:37, Reply)

Nah.
60s semi, innit.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:39, Reply)

Enough about your husband.
What sort of house do you live in?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:39, Reply)

Oho ho ho...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:40, Reply)

heh

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:41, Reply)

I always imagine a bungalow with hand rails everwhere

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:41, Reply)

But with space for the motobility scooter in the hall way.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:42, Reply)

And a walk in bath
Sorry, roll in
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:45, Reply)

B3th and her better life
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ead7EOypKDE
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:48, Reply)

Has anyone said curry and cider?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:32, Reply)

I have never had cider with curry

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:33, Reply)

This surprises me, because drinking cider with curry is the sort of thing I would expect a bent spastic to do

(Bazongaloid, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:34, Reply)

Oi!
Cunt.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:38, Reply)

I'm not sure what is the best drink with curry, lager is too filling, wine feels wrong

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:39, Reply)

It's lager. You're wrong.
Other acceptable alternatives are Pale Ales or Lassi if you're having a particularly spicey dish and don't want to shit blood the next day.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:41, Reply)

I would have said lassi
Anything else just exacerbates the heat.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:44, Reply)

Lassie you say.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:47, Reply)

I hope you are typing with both hands.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:48, Reply)

He's thinking about 'Lassie cum'

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:50, Reply)

No I'm not.
However, I have just been for a tab.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:54, Reply)

See below.
A heavily hopped IPA or one of the new crop of American craft beers that have copied and improved them.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:41, Reply)

American pale ales are fucking brilliant

(Bazongaloid, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:45, Reply)

Of course not, it has to be decent English beer with curry
But they drink cider with everything down Jeff's way.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:39, Reply)

This is true.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:40, Reply)

Evening Tangles.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:34, Reply)

Evening
'ow biss?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:36, Reply)

I'm good.
I'm browsing online shops.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:37, Reply)

Looking at bent clothes and wishing Baz was here to give a bent perspective on them?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:43, Reply)

I don't need some 'youth' to advise me as to the clothes I don't need.
But there is always time for a new pair of trainers.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:44, Reply)