I'm going over to office girl's tonight. I had kind of forgotten what today is.
I'm concerned that there might be Expectations. I shan't ask her about it, though. I shall just pretend I don't know anything about it and leave her with a crushing sense of disappointment.

It's the Kroney way.

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( Kroney, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 9:42, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

TRUELAD
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( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 9:43, Reply)

TRUE SOONTOBESINGLEAGAIN
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 9:44, Reply)

And how are you and the lovely, retiring Lusty spending tonight?
Off down to the Thames Water carpark with a van and a couple of baseball bats to beat up some queers?
( Kroney, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 9:44, Reply)

FUCK YEAHHHH

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 9:52, Reply)

it's kind of like watching one of those broncos in the rodeo, but towards the end when it's knackered
it is still bucking pathetically, pretending it's free
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 9:52, Reply)

Shut up.

( Kroney, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 9:55, Reply)

the bronco is on its knees
twitching pathetically and still neighing in defiance
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 9:59, Reply)

Big words for someone who will spend Valentines alone with a Pot Noodle and a Fruitini for one.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 9:56, Reply)

haha speak for yourself
i've got a romantic night out with berk. better than any pathetic willy'd bloke. so ner.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 9:58, Reply)

You and Berk?
Now you're talking.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 9:59, Reply)

Poor Tennis Boy.

( Kroney, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 10:00, Reply)

and at last
the neighing is silenced
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 10:00, Reply)

Just because I'm manfully standing astride the gap between commitment and crying myself to sleep alone
and YOU'RE NOT, doesn't give you the right to be mean to me.
( Kroney, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 10:02, Reply)

pfffffft
you're her tampon and you know it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 10:03, Reply)

I'm a barely restrained, rampant stallion.
:(
( Kroney, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 10:06, Reply)

that's why you see her about 5 nights a week
and take her on holiday and know the name of her childhood pet and what ballet grade she got up to and everything
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 10:11, Reply)

One of the good burghers of Slough

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 10:12, Reply)

it's a muff diving class

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 10:00, Reply)