i worked out why I couldn't find it!
I WAS LOOKING IN THE WRONG FILE; HOUR WASTED -LOLZZZZZZZ
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 12:59, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

WTBD

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 13:02, Reply)

Lol

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 13:09, Reply)

no no no this can't be right
I can't imagine anyone called Badmons Dukaz having to look for files
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 13:33, Reply)

Files look for him.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 13:37, Reply)

Folders wanna be like him

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 13:41, Reply)

I heard he was a massive bent spastic.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 13:41, Reply)

If you are still verbally capable of telling Badmons Dukaz that he is hurting you, then trust me, he isn't.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 13:43, Reply)

He’s so tough he has an imaginary bird eating spider
With a taste for parrots
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 13:46, Reply)

If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Badmons says its horsemeat. Then it's fucking horsemeat.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 13:47, Reply)

Badmons Dukaz make's his own pretzels
Out of bent spastics
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 13:53, Reply)

Is it me or
does "Bad mons dukaz" sound like a veneral disease of some kind?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 13:47, Reply)

The state of California plans to reduce violent crime by changing the method of capital punishment from lethal injection to Badmons Dukaz.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 13:51, Reply)

*googles Chuck Norris jokes*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 13:59, Reply)

True story.
The city of London once named a street after Badmons Dukaz in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Badmons Dukaz and lives.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 13:39, Reply)