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-£1.37
and some very very dodgy debit card receipts.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:37,
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Ta, I ain't checked it for three years
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Theoban What of it, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:37,
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it looks as if you spend your life
eating tesco egg sandwiches and wanking to granny porn
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:38,
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Jesus I wish
What a life that'd be
Fucking hell, might do that tonight
Ta love
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Theoban What of it, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:40,
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as it's a special occasion, treat yourself to a pot noodle too!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:42,
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I might y'know
I've not had a Pot Noodle for years
Haute cuisine at its finest
You foreigners don't know what you're missing out on
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Theoban What of it, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:43,
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foreigners?
i'm from halifax!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:45,
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Oh ugh, the West Riding?
I need a bath now
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Theoban What of it, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:47,
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shit my home town is in the west riiding too
WELL THERE GOES THAT ATTEMPT AT BEING SNOBBISH
THANKS INTERNET
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Theoban What of it, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:47,
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:)
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:49,
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Fucking Canadians.
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Kroney, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:47,
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nobody fucks canadians
they're far too dull
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:49,
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Halifax...
oh...
dear...
lord
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:47,
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well, i was born there
but i live in kensington now. in your face, barnesy-boy
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:49,
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I was born in Hammersmith in the building that is now Sony HQ
I knew you were from up there, but Halifax, isn't that like one of the most deprived places on earth?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:51,
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firstly no, it has posh bits
secondly, we didn't LIVE there. but i had to be born there, so that i could play cricket for yorkshire. a rule that they've now changed.
anyway you weren't born. you hatched.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:53,
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I heard Badmons Dukaz was sewn together from bits of dead SAS soldiers
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:55,
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I was forged between a volcano and Fatima Whitbread's thighs
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:57,
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I heard Badmons Dukaz formed himself out of the aether, using nothing but pure will and a jammie dodger
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Theoban What of it, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:57,
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That so reminds me of this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2huJqFsFDE
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 16:01,
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But that must forever be on your record, you know for when you wanna get visas and stuff?
Do you still have a Halifax accent?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:58,
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yes it means they fast track me
for being from god's own country.
how could i have, i've never lived there! i sound pretty accentless really, combination of cheshire and buckinghamshire.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 16:00,
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Jeremy clarkson is from Yorkshire
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