-£1.37
and some very very dodgy debit card receipts.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:37, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Ta, I ain't checked it for three years

( Theoban What of it, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:37, Reply)

it looks as if you spend your life
eating tesco egg sandwiches and wanking to granny porn
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:38, Reply)

Jesus I wish
What a life that'd be
Fucking hell, might do that tonight
Ta love
( Theoban What of it, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:40, Reply)

as it's a special occasion, treat yourself to a pot noodle too!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:42, Reply)

I might y'know
I've not had a Pot Noodle for years
Haute cuisine at its finest
You foreigners don't know what you're missing out on
( Theoban What of it, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:43, Reply)

foreigners?
i'm from halifax!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:45, Reply)

Oh ugh, the West Riding?
I need a bath now
( Theoban What of it, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:47, Reply)

shit my home town is in the west riiding too
WELL THERE GOES THAT ATTEMPT AT BEING SNOBBISH
THANKS INTERNET
( Theoban What of it, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:47, Reply)

:)

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:49, Reply)

Fucking Canadians.

( Kroney, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:47, Reply)

nobody fucks canadians
they're far too dull
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:49, Reply)

Halifax...
oh...

dear...

lord
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:47, Reply)

well, i was born there
but i live in kensington now. in your face, barnesy-boy
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:49, Reply)

I was born in Hammersmith in the building that is now Sony HQ
I knew you were from up there, but Halifax, isn't that like one of the most deprived places on earth?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:51, Reply)

firstly no, it has posh bits
secondly, we didn't LIVE there. but i had to be born there, so that i could play cricket for yorkshire. a rule that they've now changed.

anyway you weren't born. you hatched.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:53, Reply)

I heard Badmons Dukaz was sewn together from bits of dead SAS soldiers

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:55, Reply)

I was forged between a volcano and Fatima Whitbread's thighs

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:57, Reply)

I heard Badmons Dukaz formed himself out of the aether, using nothing but pure will and a jammie dodger

( Theoban What of it, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:57, Reply)

That so reminds me of this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2huJqFsFDE
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 16:01, Reply)

But that must forever be on your record, you know for when you wanna get visas and stuff?
Do you still have a Halifax accent?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:58, Reply)

yes it means they fast track me
for being from god's own country.

how could i have, i've never lived there! i sound pretty accentless really, combination of cheshire and buckinghamshire.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 16:00, Reply)

Jeremy clarkson is from Yorkshire

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 16:01, Reply)