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-£1.37
and some very very dodgy debit card receipts.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:37, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
Ta, I ain't checked it for three years

(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:37, Reply)
it looks as if you spend your life
eating tesco egg sandwiches and wanking to granny porn
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:38, Reply)
Jesus I wish
What a life that'd be
Fucking hell, might do that tonight
Ta love
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:40, Reply)
as it's a special occasion, treat yourself to a pot noodle too!

(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:42, Reply)
I might y'know
I've not had a Pot Noodle for years
Haute cuisine at its finest
You foreigners don't know what you're missing out on
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:43, Reply)
foreigners?
i'm from halifax!
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:45, Reply)
Oh ugh, the West Riding?
I need a bath now
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:47, Reply)
shit my home town is in the west riiding too
WELL THERE GOES THAT ATTEMPT AT BEING SNOBBISH
THANKS INTERNET
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:47, Reply)
:)

(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:49, Reply)
Fucking Canadians.

(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:47, Reply)
nobody fucks canadians
they're far too dull
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:49, Reply)
Halifax...
oh...

dear...

lord
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:47, Reply)
well, i was born there
but i live in kensington now. in your face, barnesy-boy
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:49, Reply)
I was born in Hammersmith in the building that is now Sony HQ
I knew you were from up there, but Halifax, isn't that like one of the most deprived places on earth?
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:51, Reply)
firstly no, it has posh bits
secondly, we didn't LIVE there. but i had to be born there, so that i could play cricket for yorkshire. a rule that they've now changed.

anyway you weren't born. you hatched.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:53, Reply)
I heard Badmons Dukaz was sewn together from bits of dead SAS soldiers

(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:55, Reply)
I was forged between a volcano and Fatima Whitbread's thighs

(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:57, Reply)
I heard Badmons Dukaz formed himself out of the aether, using nothing but pure will and a jammie dodger

(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:57, Reply)
That so reminds me of this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2huJqFsFDE
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 16:01, Reply)
But that must forever be on your record, you know for when you wanna get visas and stuff?
Do you still have a Halifax accent?
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:58, Reply)
yes it means they fast track me
for being from god's own country.

how could i have, i've never lived there! i sound pretty accentless really, combination of cheshire and buckinghamshire.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 16:00, Reply)
Jeremy clarkson is from Yorkshire

(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 16:01, Reply)

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