so i was texting this guy the other night
and he mentioned that his disgusting mate had told him about something called "breading". i had no idea what this was, so i googled. and what came up was not what he meant, but something really bizarre...

shoving cats' heads through pieces of bread and photographing them. why? why? why?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:01, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Because of 'the internet'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:03, Reply)

so what is it supposed to be?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:05, Reply)

When you attach a ciabetta to your penis and rub it all over a lady's breasts
Leaving a fine layer of breadcrumbs, which your collection of pigeons erotically eat, whilst you masturbate to completion
( Theoban What of it, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:06, Reply)

Sounds northern

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:07, Reply)

You don't get ciabetta north of the watford gap

( Theoban What of it, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:08, Reply)