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If food prices rose the same as house prices since 1971 a chicken would be £51.18
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PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:11,
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Which is why it is only stupid people who rent rather than buy a house.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:13,
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Probably more to do with a deposit and general set up costs
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:13,
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There are lots of reasons
I want to live in London for a while, but I can't afford to buy there so I'm going to rent with a friend for a bit. Once I've got that out of my system, I'll buy somewhere else.
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Kroney, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:19,
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I couldn't afford a deposit for a house and I don't want to borrow of my family.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:14,
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You could always pay your family interest, which could be lower than what you would pay the bank
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:15,
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That is true, but as my dad runs his own buisness it's just taking money that he can invest in that.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:17,
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fair enough, depends on your personal circumstances
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:19,
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Or get a job earning more money and save the difference.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:17,
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He'd still have to rent in the meantime
That wouldn't make him stupid.
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Kroney, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:20,
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It's all very well renting something cheap in the short term to save a deposit.
Rather different to say 'I'll rent up to the level I can afford for years, because I can't afford to save up a deposit'.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:22,
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OK, yes, that's stupid.
You didn't actually say that, though.
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Kroney, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:23,
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I thought it was implied, as Chompy has told us that's what he's doing.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:24,
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Chompy mentioned a chicken.
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Kroney, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:25,
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Fowl.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:25,
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I can't afford that.
My house is too expensive. How much would a chicken be in line with car prices?
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Peej, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:13,
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in the 70's food account for almost a 1/4 of household spend, that has been reduced to around 10% thanks to the big supermarket revolution
also filling everything with horse helps
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:13,
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Is that Tesco's new strapline?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:15,
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They filled your mum with horse 'meat' last night
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:16,
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Poor bastards.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:16,
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Swipey spends more than that on a chicken
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Peej, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:13,
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A chap i know from Barcelona, was dipached to the market to get a nice chicken for lunch
he's a real "foody" and he bought a £32 chicken...wtf
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:15,
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They are twice that at my local Tesco Metro.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:21,
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Fucking hugh Fearnly wittingstall making me eat well treated chickens, costs me a fortune
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:22,
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My mum only eats free range chickens but I got her with a fantastic argument the other day
I said "Fuck em, they're only chickens"
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Peej, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:24,
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it's that kind of radical thinking that got you promoted from the help desk!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:26,
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Oh Man, you totally ZINGED her there!
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Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:27,
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I KNO RITE!
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Peej, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:27,
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I once proclaimed my love for hot dogs
and someone said 'But they have MRM in them!'. I wittily replied 'So fucking what?'
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:29,
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Oh man, I wish I was as quick witted as this.
I always come up with this sort of comeback hours later.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:32,
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Me too
but it turns out that MRM actually helps to repair brain connections, and in turn makes you smarter. Explain THAT with your science!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:43,
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Hippy.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:31,
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pfft, tastes better anyway as they are stuffed full of water
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:32,
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Yeah', but minimum wage would be like £25/hour, meaning a chicken would be worth 2 hours work.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:30,
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i'd be pissed off if I had to work for 2 hours to afford a bloody chicken
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:33,
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When people ask me how much I earn rather than tel them my yearly salary
I'm going to work it out in chickens per hour.
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Peej, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:37,
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This sounds entirely logical.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:43,
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A chicken would be pissed off that you only had to work 2 hours for it.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:42,
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