Donate to fix search
Sorry search has been buggered for so long - I'm organising a coder to fix it - this will cost a little bit of cash - so what I'd like is for you to donate and get new icons and in return 1. hey new icons and 2. fixed search. Here's the new icons: & . Thanks to Alialo, Tart Monkey, Top Up the Tea and An Eagle in your Mind for drawing them. Please donate now.
( rob, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:13, 88 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What's that first one?
Looks like goatse.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:16, Reply)

it's a camera

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:17, Reply)

Ohhhh

( Kroney, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:18, Reply)

looks like it's just you and me in here
wanna put popping candy under your foreskin then touch our willies together?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:21, Reply)

I'm not funding your dog bumhole touching shed you nonce

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:17, Reply)

I can't see any of those icons - although I can see individual poster's icons.
So sorry, but I'm out.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:20, Reply)

ghey

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:21, Reply)

I'll have me a goatse icon, no bother.

( Kroney, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:22, Reply)

I'd like a swastika.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:22, Reply)

swastika
pair of cuban heels
copy of the yellow pages
some prostitute tits
a turnip
a pick axe
a willow tree
Gloria huniford
pablo escobar's moustach
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:26, Reply)

pair of cuban heels - not necessary
copy of the yellow pages - ever heard of yellowpages.com?
some prostitute tits - I can get plenty of these in Poland
a turnip - I can get plenty of these in Poland
a pick axe - already got one
a willow tree - rather have a cherry tree
Gloria huniford - rather have your mum
pablo escobar's moustach - moustache you fucking imbecile.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:29, Reply)

How much cash do you want for the whole site?
Give me two numbers (by gaz if you want) - one retaining 'editorial control' and one surrendering it.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:22, Reply)

Have you ever tried to see them exert editorial control?
usually ends up with rob getting letter from popstar lawyers.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:25, Reply)

Hence why I've asked for two separate numbers.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:26, Reply)

I wonder how much money you'll actually get.
Can you let us know plz? xxx
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:24, Reply)

Al's already boasted in the last thread to donating a whole, wait for it, TEN POUNDS!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:33, Reply)

That's infinatly better than the £0 that I'm going to donate.
Just moved you see.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:36, Reply)

I always donate small amounts because I don't earn enough to fund my kids
and I don't want them gassed
( Peej, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:03, Reply)

Dear Respected One,

GREETINGS,

Permit me to inform you of my desire of going into business relationship with you. I got your contact from the International web site directory. I prayed over it and selected your name among other names due to it's esteeming nature and the recommendations given to me as a reputable and trust worthy person I can do business with and by the recommendations I must not hesitate to confide in you for this simple and sincere business.

I am badmons Dukaz; the only Son of late Mr and Mrs George Dukaz. My father was a very wealthy cocoa merchant in Abidjan,the economic capital of Ivory Coast before he was poisoned to death by his business associates on one of their outing to discus on a business deal. When my mother died on the 21st October 1984, my father took me and my younger brother HASSAN special because we are motherless. Before the death of my father on 30th June 2012 in a private hospital here in Abidjan. He secretly called me on his bedside and told me that he has a sum of $12.500.000 (Twelve Million, five hundred thousand dollars) left in a suspense account in a local Bank here in Abidjan, that he used my name as his first Son for the next of kin in deposit of the fund.

He also explained to me that it was because of this wealth and some huge amount of money his business associates supposed to balance his from the deal they had that he was poisoned by his business associates, that I should seek for a God fearing foreign partner in a country of my choice where I will transfer this money and use it for investment purpose, (such as real estate management). Sir, we are honourably seeking your assistance in the following ways.

1) To provide a Bank account where this money would be transferred to.

2) To serve as the guardian of this since I am a bent spastic.

Moreover Sir, we are willing to offer you 15% of the sum as compensation for effort input after the successful transfer of this fund to your designate account overseas. please feel free to contact ,me via this email address
[email protected]

Anticipating to hear from you soon.
Thanks and God Bless.
Best regards.
Misters Badmons Dukaz
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:25, Reply)

haha nice.
clickin dis
( Kroney, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:32, Reply)

I think Rory would fund the whole thing
Just to have search back
Can I have a free Darth Vader Icon for that suggestion
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:26, Reply)

pop round and see me and you can have a free punch i the throat
hth xx
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:27, Reply)

The last punch Badmons thrown at someones throat
the said victim was thought to have fallen in Russia as an asteroid
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:31, Reply)

He doesn't need search back
He has a substantial Excel spreadsheet with all the links that he could ever possibly need.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:29, Reply)

Full on db I reckon.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:30, Reply)

Or he might just be able to retain information that he has previously read?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:31, Reply)

I don't think so.
Rory is a fucking captain of industry, he's not going to waste precious brain space on details like remembering that you're a yoghurt-weaving, yurt-dwelling, tofu-munching hand-wringer from Christ-knows-where.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:42, Reply)

aptain of industry retin
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:45, Reply)

Right. I've donated.
So where's my new fucking icon eh?

Eh?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:27, Reply)

it's in the post

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:27, Reply)

SUCKA
It was a heist by Badmons Dukas all along
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:28, Reply)

Mwhahahahaahahahahahahahaha
/ac
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:29, Reply)

Likewise

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:38, Reply)

i'll donate if you agree to close /talk

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:31, Reply)

DOUBLE AGENT

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:32, Reply)

nah i'm kidding, rob should close off topic and you all should all come to /talk
it'll make things easier for me
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:36, Reply)

MAKE UP YOUR MIND

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:36, Reply)

i have, rob should close off topic to improve my internet experience

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:43, Reply)

This is the wrong answer

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:49, Reply)

close /talk

ban Legless

cheers.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:34, Reply)

Typical Rob answers them on talk
He's to afraid to answer on here because of Badmons Dukas.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:35, Reply)

Everyone has fucked off to /tyalk now :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:41, Reply)

I'm freeeeeeeeee

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:42, Reply)

do you want to put popping candy under your foreskin then touch willies together?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:43, Reply)

Where's my fucking new icon, Badmons?
I just donated a staggering amount of money, and I want a new icon.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:43, Reply)

It takes about as much time as it takes for a mod
or someone to stop fingering kids or touching dog's bumholes long enough to check for donations.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:44, Reply)

Rob had it tattooed onto a dogs bumhole on your behalf

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:45, Reply)

You're in an exclusive club of moany cunts.
www.b3ta.com/board/10929697
www.b3ta.com/board/10929702
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:45, Reply)

Ha ha haaaahhaaaaa

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:49, Reply)

Moany cunts?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:52, Reply)

AV nerds.
www.very.co.uk/samsung-ps43e490-43-inch-hd-ready-freeview-hd-plasma-3d-tv/1115172574.prd?browseToken=%2fb%2f100288%2fs%2fprice%2c1
good price?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:54, Reply)

I thought Very was a girls' clothes shop

( Kroney, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:56, Reply)

They do loads of stuff. Like an upmarket Argos.
Good thing is nearly everything over £100 you can pay in three installments.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:58, Reply)

3d is shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:56, Reply)

I agree, but you don't have to use it as 3D all the time.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:59, Reply)

Seem silly to pay for it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:59, Reply)

There is no situation in which 3d is better than not 3d.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:00, Reply)

Passive 3D can be used to play split screen games full screen for both.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:02, Reply)

That sounds shit
why would you want to wear glasses to play games.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:03, Reply)

So you can pwn your friends, like better...

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:04, Reply)

I actually think this is quite cool

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:08, Reply)

I'm amazed Nakers
you've always been so shit, but now you're having all these sensible opinions and your making Battered look like more a twat than normal.

What's going on? Have you been bitten by a spider?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:00, Reply)

what did I do battered?
I grow on people, like mould
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:09, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1868844
(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:11, Reply)

oh yeah, i lolled to myself if I'm honest

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:13, Reply)

only 2 hdmi ports, what is this? the dark ages?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:00, Reply)

Budget TV innit.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:01, Reply)

why would you need more than 2?
I only ever use one
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:12, Reply)

Does one connect your DVD player and the other connect your speakers
or something, I don't know, I still use SCART.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:15, Reply)

Sky TV or Virgin
Possibly an HDD as well
DVD
Apple TV box
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:17, Reply)

The other option is this one.
Which is a higher resolution, but doesn't come with the 80 fucking quid glasses.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:00, Reply)

I should have linked this...
www.very.co.uk/toshiba-40tl963b-40-inch-freeview-hd-3d-led-smart-tv/1145539877.prd?browseToken=%2fb%2f100288%2fs%2fprice%2c1
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:02, Reply)

3d is shit

(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:03, Reply)

+ overpriced
+ shit
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:06, Reply)

it's a Samsung
Free would bee too much.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:05, Reply)

What's wrong with Samsungs? I thought they were pretty respected TV makers...

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:06, Reply)

They probably insulted his heritage.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:07, Reply)

they are, wilf is thinkning of his victoriana moving picture box

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:07, Reply)

He's a terrible racist who doesn't like Koreans.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:08, Reply)

ignore this if you will
I work with TVs, but not on TVs if you see what I mean (we make software that runs on them) and my purely personal, biassed opinion is that samsung make very 'pretty' TVs but that that lack substance and longevity some of the newer one's are better mind so this may no longer be the case.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:09, Reply)

Oh right,
so who would you reccomend for a 40ish inch TV less than £500
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:11, Reply)

A TV made from wood and which runs on steam and exposed metal gears.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:14, Reply)

Fisher Price

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:14, Reply)

I wouldn't
At that price/size it will inevitably be shit. You might pick up a decent second hard Sony for that money.
(Comrade Quixote rides again!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:23, Reply)

Nakers is right, 3D is shit and gives you a headache and is mean to one eyed people
or people with spazzy eyes. Also plasma is shit and explodes after 18 months or some other bollocks I read on the INTERNET
( Peej, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:10, Reply)

I donated significantly less than Al over 30 seconds ago I demand my icons immediately!
Ooooo I will now have a massive 14 icons to choose from. Perhaps I should donate more often
( Peej, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:08, Reply)

Still no icons
I'm beginning to get the shakes
( Peej, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:18, Reply)

This is terrible, man.
I gave aaaaaages ago and nothing.
It's like my money is no good or summat.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 16:20, Reply)