In other news, have some cuteness
My daughter (nearly 18 months old) has started pointing at the home phone when I'm not there and saying 'Daddy Daddy' as an instruction to her mum to phone me so she can hear my voice.

This is ace and has made my day :))))))))
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:19, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

That is ace.
Also, fuck off back to mumsnet.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:22, Reply)

Enjoy it while you can; soon she'll be pointing at you and laughing.
Also, 18 months old and already ringing up the 'phone bill? You want to put a fucking stop to that and pronto.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:23, Reply)

She already does sometimes.
Edit: I suspect she has inherited her mother's spending ways
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:24, Reply)

In fifteen years time she'll be ignoring or denying your very existence apart from when she wants something.
Either way you can't win, mate.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:26, Reply)

Better enjoy things while I can.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:27, Reply)

Indeed.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:29, Reply)

T'is ace at the moment though.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:33, Reply)

See, I missed the whole 'adorable baby' phase
and skipped straight to the 'hormonal teenager' bit instead.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:42, Reply)

Nonce.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:43, Reply)

Hi Bartleby!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:45, Reply)

You know what I mean!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:49, Reply)

You need a new extraneous piece of tat in your house?
http://www.doctorwho.tv/whats-new/article/whosound-tardis-speakers-a-new-dimension-in-sound
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:53, Reply)

I saw that on Facebook the other day.
I think the missus would kill me; she only just allowed me the Cyberman head the other month. Plus I'm rapidly running out of space for such things!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:03, Reply)

Is the 'Cyberman head' where your other half gobbles you off whilst saying 'delete' in a silly voice?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:05, Reply)

You'd think, wouldn't you?
No, it's just a genuine replica of an 80's type Cyberman head.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:07, Reply)

So it's a builders helment covered in foil.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:08, Reply)

Damn, I thought it didn't look quite right...
Actually it's this one. Not this actual one.

www.thedoctorwhosite.co.uk/wp-images/cybermen/200/earthshock-cyberman.jpg
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:09, Reply)

I just like the thought of it making TARDIS noises when it pairs.
I mean, I already do that myself, so...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:13, Reply)