I was at the hospital having my treatment today...
... and I get a bit chatty to the nurses, they like me, I'm polite'n'stuff and make them lol. So I was in the hall asking one of them a question (wasn't just waffling) when this patient comes up, probably about 40s, in a super posh voice and what is probably an expensive dress, interupts me goes "Start my inflixinab.... now.", the nurse goes "We're just making it up" (it takes 30 minutes or soo to sort out or whatever.) and the rude-women turns to walk off so I say to the nurse "How rude ! I think the word she was looking for is 'please' followed by a 'thank you'" and the rude women gives me an evil-stair, so I look back at her, then turn to the nurse and go loudly "Aaannnny way.... blah blah blah", so the rude women goes "Hmpth" and walks off.

Then this other women who was sitting next to me was the most hard-work person i've come across, some women in her mid-50s. Kept on going on about "The worst thing that can happen to someone, my mum died, 3 years ago... that's the worst thing that can happen to someone, did you know that? and it happened to me !" and "They stole her german passport from the 30s" and kept on talking about her skin falling off and depression and wah wah wah wah. She was inflicting her OhWoeIsMe on me like a succubus of lolz, but I had an inpentirable shield of apathy. I wasn't rude, just wasn't interested.

Oh gee oh gosh oh my, I'm gonna marry a member of NHS staff one day. Or a vet. One of the kind ones though, not the hard-nosed ones. They're so swell.

GENERIC EVENING THREAD
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 18:54, 189 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

What sort of treatment did you have?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 18:58, Reply)

Penis reduction, only 4 more to go and I'll have a healthy slightly-above-average sized willy.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 19:03, Reply)

I take it the drugs haven't worn off yet and they have the nasty side effect of causing you to spout even more bullshit than usual.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 19:06, Reply)

Gonz. I love you, but hospital patients who marry their nurses are useless needy wankers with unresolved 'I want to fuck my mum' issues.
And the people who marry their patients are workaholic, personality-free control freaks.

No offence like.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:22, Reply)

Oh no, I wouldn't marry anyone who would know whats going on, anything deeper than their nose's worth, of my personal bumhole.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 23:08, Reply)

How much smack did they give you today? You sound somewhat 'refreshed'.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 19:11, Reply)

Christ alone, sorry Moses alone, knows what food wrongs old wonky guts will try and 'create' whilst he's off his tits.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 19:13, Reply)

I'm having good old bangers and mash tonight.
Good quality plain pork sausages from the butcher in Rothbury, whom I also used to go to school with, apparently. I only vaguely remember him, but man, he makes a mean sausage.

Evening chaps.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 19:15, Reply)

Evening son.
Haven't decided what to have on room service yet. I have however downloaded Woman In Black to watch whilst I consume it.

How was the lamb? As good as anticipated?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 19:20, Reply)

It was excellent; the bones and leftovers are being turned into soup right now.
Still in Poland, eh?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 19:21, Reply)

Yep. Flying back (very) early on Sat. Home for two weeks then here again.
Edit: should have made Shepards pie with the leftover meat
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 19:28, Reply)

Not enough left, unfortunately.
Especially after I just nommed a couple of pieces when I got in from work.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 19:43, Reply)

I always do that with cold cuts.
One of the joys of getting home.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:15, Reply)

I'm surprised there was any left, to be honest, what with the stepson being in all day.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:16, Reply)

I've found it's always good to hide your meat when kids are around.
Shame Bartleby hasn't.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:23, Reply)

oof
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:24, Reply)

Heh heh

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:29, Reply)

Surely the problem with Bartleby is that he's trying to hard to hide his meat around kids?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:38, Reply)

Alright?
They got this deli in the marks'n'sparks where I was at today (proper one) and they do these pasteries and pies, and having stuff from their pastry thinggy is like me suddenly getting what non-londoners think about pies. Proper pies with proper pastry are well lush.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 19:23, Reply)

Get thee a Pieminister one!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 19:25, Reply)

oh i had one of those at greenman
it was amazing. Way more than I could eat, but I just couldn't stop. I think I became a pie that day
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 19:26, Reply)

Born in the West Country innum.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 19:27, Reply)

I've been past one quite a few times, but never at a time where I wanna eat.
Looking at the branding on the website, I swear I've seen them somewehere local, can you get them in supermarkets? They good?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 19:32, Reply)

Some supermarkets sell them.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 19:36, Reply)

Cool, I'll keep my eye out.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 19:47, Reply)

A decent pie is a thing to behold.
But a sub standard one gives me chronic heartburn if the pastry is of poor quality.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 19:25, Reply)

I was thinking about making a mushroom, beef and ale one tomorow.
Well, the pie guts anyway, and then freeze it into single-person portions, then when I want it, I can get get some pastry from the supermarket an have pie at a whim... but also be able to have it with dumplings or potato-based top if I change my mind.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 19:35, Reply)

Surely you know how to make your own pastry?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 19:37, Reply)

Oh yes, definatly, quite a few kinds, but I'm thinking after-work bung-in-the-oven style, minimal mess.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 19:47, Reply)

I'll have you know Salmon Crisps are AMAZING, and are not unknown to japanese cuisine.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 19:26, Reply)

Yes, but you've made some fucking awful other concoctions before.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 19:30, Reply)

One of the things I like is the unknown. Sometimes it works, sometimes I end up binning it.
My latest idea is to make pickle-juice granita.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 19:48, Reply)

I'm sure your guts will thank you for the acidity in that.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 19:55, Reply)

Hah, exactly. I'd only make it to try it, have a few spoon fulls at most.
Just make it to see if its nice and/or a good idea, rather than to actually consume.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:01, Reply)

I was just waffling on about my uneventful day in an enventful way.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 19:21, Reply)

But has the treatment worked?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 19:24, Reply)

I reckon so, always has done before.
Proper tires me out for a few days, but when that goes i'm alright for a good 7-8 weeks.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 19:29, Reply)

What sort of treatment is it?
Serious question.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 19:30, Reply)

Some stuff called Inflixinab.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 19:35, Reply)

What does it do?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 19:36, Reply)

Keeping in mind that I don't really want to know the ins'n'outs of what my medication does*....
... It knocks out a huge chunk of my immume system so my body doesn't attack itself, but doesn't damage it to the point of my imume system not growing back. It makes me really vulnrable for a few days while my body alters, so I know not to really go out for the first day or soo, and if I catch anything like a cough/cold in the first week, I should go straight to A&E.

I know it's a really expensive treatment, about £2500 a go (every 8 weeks), because getting funding was a complete and utter nightmare. They give you 3 doeses, and if it works, your doctors have to make a case to your PCT. In reality they'd rather I have it every 6 weeks, if money didn't matter.

But the stuff is good, I know I don't sound well on here, but where as before I'd get 2 good weeks out of 8, now I tend to get 2 bad weeks out of 8. It seems to be some kind of mircial cure being used for all sorts of things. Where as the idea was for Crohns & Colitis, every time I go now there are people getting it for other things, like some skin conditions.


* Not saying anyone who does is right/wrong, some people like to know, others would rather not. Both are alright ways of these things.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 19:44, Reply)

Sounds like an artificial antibody.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 19:53, Reply)

maybe, donno.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:00, Reply)

I can't help but debate in my head if I think you are worth fifteen grand a year
In treatment.

Not when there are single parents with 11 kids who need a bigger custom built house.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:06, Reply)

I feel like I should be getting some kind of expensive funding for being a massive headwrong.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:08, Reply)

He really isn't.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:09, Reply)

Nothing like a good debate, I like them.
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
With the treatment
Looking at it coldly, and hopefully without revealing too much about my income or council tax, and I'm excluding how long I've been on the treatment and how long I've been paying "into the system", because I'm awfully tired and don't have the head for the maths.

The treatment allows for me to mantain full employment. I reckon, doing some quick-maths, I pay [ballparking] slightly over 1/2 of that back in directly, then there is the fact that where I work profits on my work and thus pay more into the system... and the clients profit from the company I work for's work...etc etc. Not saying that's all down to me, the company would run if I wasn't there, but I'm still a part of it in that respect.

Then excluding the fact that should I be mugged, I would like to use the police / if my house burns down, I'd like to use the fire brigade. And consultations from specalists, GP Visits, investigations; because I can't put a figure to that. Although I don't use schools, but thats not to say I don't gain from them eaither.

I'm also excluding my parent's contribution, because its also untangable, but should be considered.

I'm not sure how to calculate that I'm a home-owner too, who has 10 years living on a rent that I've essenchally paid myself (again, putting into the system indirectly) and a year of being a home-owner.

Although I have tried, I've never successfully gotten any 'benefits' in any guise its been over my adult life.

=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
without the treatment
Now let's say I didnt' get the treatment, and forgetting that my parents would step forward....I would be relient on The System completly. I would have :-

- The same GP appointments,
- probably more consultations as I'd need to be seen more reguarly.
- more hospital admissions
- housing benefit as I wouldn't be able to work.
- Whatever they're calling "sick pay" at the time
- I wouldn't be paying anything into The System that I'm paying now.
- I wouldn't be adding to the economy with frivilous spending.
- I would require more goverment services in the respect of admin of sorting out these benefits.
- The humanitarian point of view of letting someone get ill.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:33, Reply)

my soup was good after
it cooled down enough not to try and burn me to death
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 19:22, Reply)

What colour soup did you make?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 19:25, Reply)

orange

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 19:26, Reply)

Soup made from oranges I wouldn't wager.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 19:27, Reply)

I can cook real things now*
*with simple directions from the tesco foos dictator
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 19:30, Reply)

Any crunchy bits?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 19:36, Reply)

nope

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 19:37, Reply)

He means in the soup.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 19:41, Reply)

Driedfannybatterlols

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 19:45, Reply)

oh, right
well in both cases they softened up after continuous heating
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 19:46, Reply)

Oh no, I mean, like crutons, or some nuts'n'seeds, fried sage leaves....
... and also swirls of soured cream.

One of my favorite bits of soup is the 'skin' too.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 19:49, Reply)

it had carrots, potato
onions, lentils and herbs
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 19:52, Reply)

Lovely !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 19:59, Reply)

alright?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 19:32, Reply)

Hi dozer!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 19:48, Reply)

easy now Diggaz

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 19:58, Reply)

Sorry. Got carried away.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:00, Reply)

no harm done.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:01, Reply)

You don't understand; I think I just wet myself with excitement.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:13, Reply)

an awful lot of underwear soiling goes on here.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:38, Reply)

I'm 42, you know.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:39, Reply)

Ez Geeze !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 19:49, Reply)

sup nilla?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 19:58, Reply)

Bit of this, bit of that, nowt special.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 19:59, Reply)

There's something different about me this evening.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 19:53, Reply)

Shaved your pubes off?
Edit: or you've got your original username back.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 19:54, Reply)

I said 'different'

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 19:55, Reply)

I really don't care. I was only showing some interest to appear polite.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 19:56, Reply)

I prefer you when you are rude.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 19:57, Reply)

Fuck off then.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 19:58, Reply)

That's better.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 19:59, Reply)

Cunt.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:03, Reply)

Have you considered letting Jesus into your life?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:05, Reply)

No, but your mum let me put my cock in her arse last night.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:14, Reply)

It's a miracle!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:15, Reply)

Hallelujah!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:16, Reply)

Well he does have a simple mind.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:17, Reply)

And, unlike AA's mum, she's Alive and Kicking.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:23, Reply)

Yes folks, an appalling pun AND bullying.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:23, Reply)

That's because her own won't reach.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:16, Reply)

Scarpe is your mother????

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:17, Reply)

Yes.
Battered had sex with him last night.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:19, Reply)

Scarpe's in Poland?
I thought it was Stunned.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:20, Reply)

Blimey, I thought Scarpe only accepted his own genitalia up his bum.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:32, Reply)

yo steezy

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 19:59, Reply)

Steezy?
Is this more of your wakki black people slang?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:01, Reply)

yes.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:01, Reply)

In which case
Er... Yo?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:04, Reply)

Sounds like you had a fun day.
I've had vertigo all day, and I still feel spinny. I'm tempted to get plastered and see if the two cancel each other out.

In other news, ha ha, Arsenal are shit.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:06, Reply)

Hey b3th
I found another mod who was much nicer and way better than you.
No offence like.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:12, Reply)

By which you mean
you found a mod with actual mod powers.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:17, Reply)

It was more than that
He was just so nicer and, well, better in every way.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:21, Reply)

Yes, but B3th couldn't be a worse mod if she tried.
Part time (late afternoon onwards ).

Almost no power or ability to influence.

Saggy.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:31, Reply)

You love me really.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:45, Reply)

Erm. NO.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:46, Reply)

Thanks.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:50, Reply)

did you get your name back?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:32, Reply)

Check my l out

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:36, Reply)

l +arse +because I'm a massive fruit
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:39, Reply)

Alright b3th?
What does vertigo feel like?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:36, Reply)

You ever go on a roundabout in a playground
and lie on your back while someone spins it round? Kind of like that.
It's also a bit like being nicely drunk, without the pesky bother of actually drinking.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:42, Reply)

Oh man, I get that when I smoke weed, but its up'n'down instead of sideways. Feels horrible, which is why I don't touch the stuff.
I've been thinking for about a year to try it again in a small quantity and you just put me right off the idea.

Is it an ear thing or a brain thing?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:47, Reply)

No idea.
General concensus is that it's a blood pressure thing, brought about by a dehydration thing, possibly related to a menstrual cycle thing.
It's been about 24 hours now. If it makes it to 72, I'll phone the docs.

Never tried weed myself, but I do generally love the out-of-focus warm blurriness that codeine gives me. This is just a touch scary and bloody inconvenient, as I don't trust myself to drive at the minute.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:50, Reply)

I had some codine on sunday that I got from an out-of-hours, its the first time I've touched it in about 6 years.
It had a minimal effect, I remember describing the feeling "Like getting a hug from your favorite childhood teddy bear that was also a hot water bottle." or "Those moments when you're a child and have just gotten out the bath and run into one of your parent's arms who is holding out a towel that has been put on the radiator as they hug you dry"..... but this time it just made me a bit tired.

Weed is, for me, very different. And I really don't like the phsycological effect. I remember it making me repeat actions and thoughts over and over, hated it. Opiates don't do that to me, and ones that are equal to your tollerance, you can still think properly.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:07, Reply)

In other news, have some cuteness
My daughter (nearly 18 months old) has started pointing at the home phone when I'm not there and saying 'Daddy Daddy' as an instruction to her mum to phone me so she can hear my voice.

This is ace and has made my day :))))))))
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:19, Reply)

That is ace.
Also, fuck off back to mumsnet.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:22, Reply)

Enjoy it while you can; soon she'll be pointing at you and laughing.
Also, 18 months old and already ringing up the 'phone bill? You want to put a fucking stop to that and pronto.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:23, Reply)

She already does sometimes.
Edit: I suspect she has inherited her mother's spending ways
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:24, Reply)

In fifteen years time she'll be ignoring or denying your very existence apart from when she wants something.
Either way you can't win, mate.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:26, Reply)

Better enjoy things while I can.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:27, Reply)

Indeed.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:29, Reply)

T'is ace at the moment though.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:33, Reply)

See, I missed the whole 'adorable baby' phase
and skipped straight to the 'hormonal teenager' bit instead.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:42, Reply)

Nonce.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:43, Reply)

Hi Bartleby!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:45, Reply)

You know what I mean!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:49, Reply)

You need a new extraneous piece of tat in your house?
http://www.doctorwho.tv/whats-new/article/whosound-tardis-speakers-a-new-dimension-in-sound
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:53, Reply)

I saw that on Facebook the other day.
I think the missus would kill me; she only just allowed me the Cyberman head the other month. Plus I'm rapidly running out of space for such things!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:03, Reply)

Is the 'Cyberman head' where your other half gobbles you off whilst saying 'delete' in a silly voice?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:05, Reply)

You'd think, wouldn't you?
No, it's just a genuine replica of an 80's type Cyberman head.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:07, Reply)

So it's a builders helment covered in foil.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:08, Reply)

Damn, I thought it didn't look quite right...
Actually it's this one. Not this actual one.

www.thedoctorwhosite.co.uk/wp-images/cybermen/200/earthshock-cyberman.jpg
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:09, Reply)

I just like the thought of it making TARDIS noises when it pairs.
I mean, I already do that myself, so...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:13, Reply)

For fucks sake.
Bristol City are one down.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:35, Reply)

+s short of a special Olympics team.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:41, Reply)

The current squad would lose to the Stevie Wonder All Stars.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:42, Reply)

it's wednesday morning here.
I have an interview in 3 hours. still not dressed yet.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:36, Reply)

If you are going for a job in a strip-club, then I wouldn't bother.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:37, Reply)

As in, 'wouldn't bother getting dressed' - rather than not turning up at all, they would question your reliability if you failed to turn up.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:38, Reply)

nah, it's a interview with Uni for a job as a student helper person for events.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:40, Reply)

In which case, I think wearing clothes will be far more appropriate.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:41, Reply)

yes, well, they're on now

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:43, Reply)

They'll be off soon enough.
Or they will if you want the job badly enough, anyway.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:45, Reply)

given it's a group interview, I don't think so.
I'm not going to put out for an orgy. Maybe one on one, but not an orgy.

It says to bring a pen and notepad though, so maybe I'll be able to take note of good positions for the next time I ever have sex.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:46, Reply)

Make some notes for me too then, will you?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:47, Reply)

sure B3thers.
I'll post them up here for everyone to use.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:48, Reply)

Battered will love that.
Especially if you graphically describe yourself in these positions.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:51, Reply)

I am a happily married man with no interest in anyone else.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:55, Reply)

Apart from that prostitute who'll be arriving in ten minutes.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:06, Reply)

ten five.

G'night!
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:12, Reply)

Give her one from us!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:16, Reply)

Plenty of time for some webcam action !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:39, Reply)

I'm only joking, I haven't shaved in a few days and I look a mess, so I'm not really up for it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:59, Reply)

Monty will be happy.
The Arsenal have scored a footy-try.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:58, Reply)

alright gonz,
Next time someone is that rude to a lovely nurse, kick her in the cunt.
I am reading the quiz at the pub, gets a bit lonely.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:05, Reply)

You monster!
The nurse is probably upset at having someone being rude to her, without Gonz adding injury to insult by giving her a boot up the chuff.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:06, Reply)

but I meant... no I mean... but not the nurse...
Oh Jeff, you dog.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:11, Reply)

Maybe you should invite some customers to participate in the quiz?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:12, Reply)

They are too scared. If they get a question wrong, Windy might kick 'em in the vadge.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:22, Reply)

:(
Terrible bullying.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:29, Reply)

Clunger punter.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:41, Reply)

you're such a spoon.
It's the fact that the whole pub is full of people in groups, and I'm sat all alone with my phone for company. :(
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:27, Reply)

You have us.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:41, Reply)

You're right
Things are pretty bad for him right now.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:46, Reply)

Evening Tangles.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:47, Reply)

Evening Jeff

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:48, Reply)

WP's Tuesday Quiz Night sounds like it could be fun on here.
Donno exactly how it'd work, could lay down traps in wikipedia, but it might liven things up. It'd need an honor system.

I still lol when Berk told us she knew your answers 'cus you asked the questions on here =)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:41, Reply)

yeah, I haven't seen her for a while.
I imagine she still lurks, hi berk, pop in and say hello if you're about.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:51, Reply)

Shit cunts.
Bristol City are now 2-0 down.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:25, Reply)

imma be in Bristol in March.
I might have a pint at you.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:30, Reply)

No problem.
Give me a shout as and when you think you'll be around and I'll buy you a pint
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:41, Reply)

I'm going to drink it violently in your direction.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:48, Reply)

Hot.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:49, Reply)

where do you live? I can violently drink at you if you like.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:52, Reply)

You would be very welcome to vigourously thrust beer into your face with me in Coventry.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:55, Reply)

alright Tangers?
I just heard the most achingly beautiful piece of music I've heard all year.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:57, Reply)

Bender.
What was it?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:59, Reply)

I'll gaz you it.
I don't want to get bullied over it :'(
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:59, Reply)

Do I have to do my bullying by gaz and all?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 22:01, Reply)

It's an achingly beautiful emotive cathedral of sound.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 22:02, Reply)

Yeah, I'm gonna look at it tomorrow 'cause I'm going to bed now.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 22:05, Reply)

it's well steez.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 22:06, Reply)

If I'm there, I'm there.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:57, Reply)

CAN I COME? CAN I?!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:57, Reply)

Jesus.
You bunch of benders.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 22:01, Reply)

We're just straight guys that enjoy being together, as men.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 22:04, Reply)

gaz me that song you horrible bender

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 22:37, Reply)

are you sure?
And it's not a song.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 22:48, Reply)

You had any news today?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 22:54, Reply)

Nope.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 22:55, Reply)

Early days yet.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 22:58, Reply)

should hear by Friday.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 22:58, Reply)