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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
As in, 'wouldn't bother getting dressed' - rather than not turning up at all, they would question your reliability if you failed to turn up.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:38,
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13 years ago)
nah, it's a interview with Uni for a job as a student helper person for events.
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:40,
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In which case, I think wearing clothes will be far more appropriate.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:41,
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yes, well, they're on now
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:43,
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They'll be off soon enough.
Or they will if you want the job badly enough, anyway.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:45,
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given it's a group interview, I don't think so.
I'm not going to put out for an orgy. Maybe one on one, but not an orgy.
It says to bring a pen and notepad though, so maybe I'll be able to take note of good positions for the next time I ever have sex.
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:46,
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Make some notes for me too then, will you?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:47,
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sure B3thers.
I'll post them up here for everyone to use.
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:48,
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Battered will love that.
Especially if you graphically describe yourself in these positions.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:51,
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I am a happily married man with no interest in anyone else.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:55,
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Apart from that prostitute who'll be arriving in ten minutes.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:06,
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ten five.
G'night!
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:12,
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Give her one from us!
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:16,
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