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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
The jokes on Battered, my wife would never fuck someone shorter than her
She's 3'2"
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Peej, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:10,
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latest was 13 years ago)
Ha ha
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:11,
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+ lying down
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:19,
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I bet she's a dirty cunt.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:19,
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If she was
I doubt I would be going to marriage counselling tonight
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Peej, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:24,
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Oh god...that sounds awful, good luck.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:25,
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Good luck. Hope it goes ok.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:25,
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My sister and her finace are having to go to a pre-marriage counselling weekend, with the vicar
they are dreading it...and only yesterday they found out that it isn't even compulsory! LOL
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:28,
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do they have to sign some kind of disclaimer in case they break it?
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:14,
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Normally I would think this is a subtle way of mocking me for my sorrows
But I believe you and thank you.
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Peej, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:33,
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I wasn't mocking and where's my thanks?
Worse than battered you are
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:34,
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Thanks Nakers
you bent spastic
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Peej, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:39,
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Nah man. Genuine innit.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 12:35,
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