There's quite a few boys I could take in a fight.
Just show them a bit of norkage and kick 'em in the bollocks while they're distracted.

I'm guessing the Al has more co-ordination than BD, and if he stands far enough away, BD wouldn't be able to tell how far he was, and his punch would totally miss.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:41, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I'm not an eye spaz thanguverymush

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:42, Reply)

Yeah, but you do have previous when it comes to 'how far is that?'

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:42, Reply)

I could take this lot, b3th. One punch.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:44, Reply)

and then stop for snozzleberries?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:45, Reply)

Who ever heard of a snozzberry?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:45, Reply)

Is it snozzcumbers?
I forget. It's years since I read the BFG.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:49, Reply)

No, that's a line from the Chocolate Factory
As is "Hello sailor", before anyone else says it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:50, Reply)

deffo BFG

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:51, Reply)

Willy Wonka.
Straberries taste like strawberries. Snozzberries taste etc.

Also used in his book Uncle (something or other) for the word penis.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:54, Reply)

I WAS TRYING TO IMPLY YOU'RE THE BFG, SHIT-FOR-BRAINS!


Goddddddd!!!!!!!!!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:55, Reply)

Alright, love. Get back in your box.
Or I'll give you a dry slap.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:56, Reply)

Slap her anyway. She's got the face for it.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:58, Reply)

How would you know?
You can't see past my tits.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:59, Reply)

He'd be trying to hit your face, not your knees.

( Kroney, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 16:05, Reply)

I have EPIC TITS, thank you very much.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Feb 2013, 16:07, Reply)

I like this!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 16:13, Reply)

SHE WROTE SNOZZCUMBERS THOUGH

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:55, Reply)

i'd blow sugar into your face

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:45, Reply)

But my face is ROCK so you would barely erode it!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:46, Reply)

i was aiming to trigger a diabetic fit, where I could then repeatedly punch you in the ear while you were incapacitated

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:47, Reply)

But I have ninja diabetes.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:48, Reply)

Best type of all!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 15:50, Reply)