Alt:alt: But which one? the book or the film?
Have you already bitch slapped your way into Stunned and ate his Steak yet?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:20, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Stunned is such a fat cunt that Nakers probably couldn't even lift the size of steak Stunned will consume.
Trust me on this; Stunned has eaten at my place, so I know.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:22, Reply)

Will Stunned steak be this wide?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:23, Reply)

This wasn't that funny first time around. There are better ways to take the piss out of Dozer.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:24, Reply)

He's not spoken to me since he deleted his posts the other week
That was funny
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:26, Reply)

Went too far.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:28, Reply)

What did?
You're not one to back down
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:29, Reply)

Stuff about the domestic abuse one's mother suffered before she died of cancer was a bit much.
Even for B3ta.

Probably best to not go back over it all again.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:31, Reply)

Ah yeah, fair enough
The line is faded and fuzzy, but it is there
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:34, Reply)

I WAS JOKING
I think I was
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:42, Reply)

I don't see how this is a zing.
I only coined my username because it's funny sounding as a word. It has nothing to do with liking of the colour purple.

The only link is that both me and purpleman live in York. It's not a zing and it's not funny. It's not 'unfunny', it just has zero comedic potential.

I think you need to work on your understanding of the concepts of 'humour', 'comedy' and 'jokes'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:58, Reply)

Chill the fuck out, swings and roundabouts in this place.
Any news on the job?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:00, Reply)

you will be the last person to get an update on my job.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:02, Reply)

OHHhhhhhhh matron

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:03, Reply)

So is he tall or fat?
Or tall and fat?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:24, Reply)

Both. He's about 9 foot tall and about 30 stone.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:24, Reply)

Fair enough
Insurance will do that to a man
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:25, Reply)

Oi, wankers!
And my steak is 400 grams.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:30, Reply)

What's that in old money?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:30, Reply)

16 oz?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:34, Reply)

14oz, according to my "app"
Still a good size
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:35, Reply)

They cook better if they are a bit thicker.
I got some Forestiere mushrooms to roast too!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:37, Reply)

So do Polish prostitutes.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:48, Reply)

He said cook NOT suck

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:53, Reply)

I might get a take away pizza to be honest. I have an open bottle of white to drink

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:23, Reply)

Wrong food thought
My local Piza place does a meat feast piza with kabab meat and everything, it's so wrong yet so right.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:25, Reply)

Hi Gonz.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:26, Reply)

Feeling fucking lazy tbh...
Also I'm out of the lash tomorrow so if I save a couple of slices I'll have something to munch when I get in
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:26, Reply)

Nice sig btw, did you get your sticker album and autographed photo in the post?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:29, Reply)

The postman was to scared to handle it
I think it's gone on the run and may be hiding in a stormdrain, I need Gazza a bucket of chicken, a fishing rod and a 6 pack of beer to get it to return.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:48, Reply)

Gazza's in rehab.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:49, Reply)

But he said NO NO NO

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:51, Reply)

4 EVA in R Hartz Moaty

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:50, Reply)

I reckon Al is the spirit of Moaty
Haunting B3ta
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:52, Reply)

I believe Moaty was considerably more intelligent than Al.
Not that that's difficult.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:55, Reply)

Moaty bald fat angry man probably a cunt toboot
AL..........Well?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:57, Reply)

I've missed stuff again
Is Al the current whipping boy then?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:58, Reply)

No, just a cunt. As usual.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:59, Reply)

Fuck now I have to click this
The populol page has a one track theme
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:01, Reply)

one track accurate
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:24, Reply)

Took me a while to get used to him
But as cunts go he's not a bad one. Just very cunty.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:07, Reply)

Rather a one trick pony.
Thinks he's hilarious as well as continually pushing an inaccurate meme because he thinks it winds people up.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:09, Reply)

Spend too much time in any place and in any company it'll start to grate

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:11, Reply)

True.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 19:14, Reply)

Lots of takeaways in West Yorkshire sell donner pizza.
It's brilliant stuff - if it's done well.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:33, Reply)